Saturday, September 26, 2009

What happened to Toby's nose?

Screenshot from a NY1 story about some state peanuts being thrown at Queens hospitals to help them with the overflow of patients.

But the question on everyone's mind is what happened to Toby's nose??

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why does anyone think that what happened to her nose is their business? Does a political person also also have to explain her medical history.

Anonymous said...

Well let's see...you are a public figure and you show up in public with a big bandage on your nose. Generally, politicians explain what's going on with them. And who says it's a medical history issue? She could have been assaulted or walked into a glass door for all we know.

Anonymous said...

She was busily engaged kissing political asses up in Albany when suddenly her schnoz got stuck...up the guv's cheeks perhaps?

Or maybe Evan's a mom beater!

Taxpayer said...

Sometimes, when one politician unplugs his or her nose from another tightass politician's ass, the nose of the unplugger gets somewhat injured - out of joint, so to speak.

This happens especially if the tightass politician vigorously swivels his or her butt back and forth to dislodge the unplugger forcefully.

Count on this: the politician giving the nose job will never be deterred by the injury. He or she will plug and unplug repeatedly - even into and out of the politician (or developer, let's never forget) who causes discharge injury.

"cramps" said...

Please show some mercy.

I just finished my morning dump.

Then I open up "Queens Crap" and get hit in the face with photos of Liu followed by Toby...one after the other!

Now I'm ready to take another shit!

Evan said...

Let me set the record straight. The sex is consensual.

Anonymous said...

Stupid post, even beneath you QC.

Anonymous said...

A nose job? Maybe she doesn't want to look like she's related to Evan anymore.

Anonymous said...

She had just arrived from a Michael Jackson memorial service.

Anonymous said...

Her nose got sore because kissing all of those butts she owes favors to produces a lot of chaffing!

Anonymous said...

these posted comments are what brings the value of this blog down needlessly. The articles are newsworthy and the blog could be a valuable place for some adult civic discourse--instead......

Anonymous said...

She got into a cat fight with her soul sisters Claire and Helen. They got into a discussion about covering up all the lies and it got ugly.

Anonymous said...

So now you're a literary critic commenting on the value of this blog?

Ah, blow it up your ass!

Ya want adult discourse...try intercourse.

Go get laid or read the Blew York Times!

That's gotta be Toby's beautician posting.

Chris said...

either she got into a fight with Hiram Monserrate

or she has a cold with a breath right strip on?

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that the Governor thought he was ringing doorbells and it was her nose. She in turn ran to the hospital to get it fixed and they were all closed so she had to put a big bandaid on it herself. What a shame.

Anonymous said...

I think the truth that is spoken on this blog is what makes it so great. Enough already with all the politically correct BS i'm drowning in it. My first thought to this article was just what is being posted. Made my day.

Toby's Nose said...

Stop picking on me!!! Snot nice!

Little Glory said...

Is Helen Marshall trying to look like Ella Fitzgerald or what? I don't know which is more scary, Helen as Ella or Toby-ann's schnoz.

Anonymous said...

MonseRAT is at it again.

Audobon Soceity member said...

Now don't pick on Helen.

Her hairdo is an avian habitat.