Friday, April 9, 2010

Is that thing loaded?

It's Friday. It's been a long week (unless you go to school...) and some opportunities are too good to pass up.

Go ahead, caption this photo.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

'I can't believe they used this on me during my colonoscopy'

or

'See everyone, Quinn's blood is still on the tip'

or

'We've modernized and replaced the hamster with a ball on the end'

Mike Bloomschmeckel said...

This is how I give everyone the shaft!

CJ said...

See me.......feel me.......touch me......heal me.........

Anonymous said...

@CJ Who?

Mike Bloomballs said...

"I saw one of these things last week! Those hot young Spanish boys used one during the floor show at the Friends Tavern in Jackson Heights! Hot stuff!"

Anonymous said...

Okay, it's your turn to reciprocate. Who wants to give it to me up the ass?

Anonymous said...

With this device, I can pick the voters' pockets without having to leave the royal palace and descend to their level.

Mayor Bloomcrap said...

It's a BS detector. For some reason it always goes off when I'm near it!??!!??!

Anonymous said...

You WILL marry the girl.

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna stick it to you!

Buffalo Bob said...

Hey kids. It's find the Howdy Doody time!!!

Anony2 said...

Bend over NYC!

Dr. Bloomfever said...

98.6. That seems about right!!!

Mayor Bloombullet said...

Don't worry. It won't go off. I'm half-cocked!

Anonymous said...

Last member of the middle class? You're all mine!

Anonymous said...

Now I know these look a little more awkward than the current 9mm's that they carry, but once NYPD officers switch to these babies, the city will save $19 million over the next 20 years.

Anonymous said...

It is skinny as mine but I wish mine was as long instaed of the itty bitty one I got!

Anonymous said...

You're low on oil...