Italicized passages and many of the photos come from other websites. The links to these websites are provided within the posts.
Why your neighborhood is full of Queens Crap
"The difference between dishonest and honest graft: for dishonest graft one worked solely for one's own interests, while for honest graft one pursued the interests of one's party, one's state, and one's personal interests all together." - George Washington Plunkitt
The above organizations are recognized by Queens Crap as being beneficial to the city as a whole, by fighting to preserve the history and character of our neighborhoods. They are not connected to this website and the opinions presented here do not necessarily represent the positions of these organizations.
The comments left by posters to this site do not necessarily represent the views of the blogger or webmaster.
Political favors for sale,buy now,redeem later,going fast.
EXCLUSIVE TO QUEENS CRAP!
QUEENS BOROUGH PRESIDENT MELINDA KATZ AND UNITED STATES CONGRESSMAN JOSEPH CROWLEY REHEARSING A TOUCHING DUET FOR THE BIG NIGHT!
Katz.....part of the Cuomo coverup.
Can you win against the "Great Democratic Machine Dictatorship of Queens"?
YES YOU CAN.
Begin by voting out Katz. She is cut from the same cloth as Cuomo, Shelldon Silver, etc.
Finish the job by voting out ALL machine incumbent city council members.
FLUSH YOUR POLITICAL TOILET OFTEN....eh, Crappy?
I am a registered Democrat. I always switch candidates at each election cycle, unless they are doing a good job protecting my district's quality of life.
Don't we all change our socks often? If we don't, our feet begin to stink.
Keeping an incumbent in a cushy job leads to stinking politics.
PHEW! I think my city council member is beginning to "ripen"!
this is begging to be crashed. And egged. How nice that Mario's son is paying our 5 borough theme park for luxury and poverty a long overdue visit. Sans his recent appearance in chelsea after that intentional act.
Is this why Joe and Melinda entered electoral politics, to further their singing careers? Where's the gong show when you need it?
Interesting location to send payoffs, bribes, I mean contributions, Melinda.
You know how many tickets to "Hamilton" , that Broadway smash hit , I could buy for a ticket to this cheesy fete?
BURP! I'm full up with this political hackery!
I wonder if Melinda Katz will serenade the donors with one of her little numbers.
"A little song. A little dance. A little seltzer down the pants".
Remember Chuckie the clown?
Think I just peed laughing!
Hey, doesn't Pete Vallone Jr. play the guitar?
None of these pols could get a gig in a decent honest job. That's why they are hand jobbing us as politicians.
A no talent bastard always winds up in politics or else as an ambulance chasing mouthpiece.
Most are both. Look a the Vallones...lawyers, politicians and BASTARDS, to boot!
I would not waste a good egg, even a rotten tomato , on Katz.
A lump of horse dung?
Make that a chicken crap and monkey snot burger!
What a nest of contemptible vipers! Getting fat at the public trough while doing little to nothing about important issues that don't somehow benefit THEM.
Politicians doing what they do best.
Taking and wasting other peoples' money...
Why not have it at the newly constructed Queens Hall Helen Marshall Atrium that Katz is dedicating in the next few days?
I can hear the Maspeth busses warming up now.
All Queens residents with shelters and proposed shelters should jump on the bus! That would be something! Lucky one can be Liz Crowley 's +1
Come Election time my voice will be heard...Goodbye to bad news!
Why a harlem address to send bribes I mean campaign and event funds Melinda? Why not an office in the borough you allegedly represent and love so much?
Hysterical link George.
Here are some other rehearsals
I wonder if Curtis Sliwa will be there.
Hey Melinda, please join us in a chorus of "Won't Get Fooled Again"!
Are any of Cuomo's INDICTEES coming to the party???
Rumor has it that one of the Katz-Crowley duets will be "scat" singing. (And I don't mean a la Ella Fitzgerald.)
Indeed, the whole shebang is scat-ological in concept.
HOLD THE PRESSES! THIS JUST IN!
GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO SECRETLY CAUGHT REHEARSING HIS SOLO FEATURED PERFORMANCE FOR THE KATZ FUNDRAISER.
A few things:
1) So where is all this money going to from this event.
2) Being the Queens Borough President, why is this NOT being held in the borough that Katz loves to brag about, like say in Jamaica, that she is always saying such wonderful things about and the potential there.
3) Seems like a set-up for a mayoral run.
4) Just more CRAP from overpaid do nothing for the community or people elected officials.
Their office is in Harlem??? WTF???
Pols do this shit 6 nights per week, sometimes three events per night. Can you imagine? I cant. That's what separates them from the rest of us. They are willing do do it, and never be home.
The invitation does not specify what the $ money is for.
Let them eat cake.....history repeats it's self people.....it's coming.
Ummmmmm .... doesn't it say that this is being held in Astoria, Queens ?
What a joke. Three ring circus of clowns!!!!!!
this is begging to be crashed. And egged.
Maybe they Joe and Melinda can go over to the Steinway Mansion and give a concert at one of the warehouses.
Reportedly the entrance or first course music
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
GOVERNOR CUOMO, CONGRESSMAN CROWLEY, BOROUGH PRESIDENT KATZ INCLUDING KATZ FUNDRAISER POLITICIANS AND FAWNING PATRONS TO JOIN IN THE EVENT'S CONCLUSION WITH A ROUSING GRAND FINALE SHOW BIZ PRODUCTION NUMBER. EXCLUSIVE QUEENS CRAP FOOTAGE SECRETLY SMUGGLED OUT OF THE ASTOR ROOM'S REHEARSAL SPACE!
"Another" B-day celebration?
Whatsamatter? The foist one didn't haul in enuf moolah?
How insulting "Eh Cumpari" was written by my uncle Jay La Rosa R.I.P.
Being these assholes may be performing it (and other songs as covers) --for money I hope their ASCAP and BMI licensing is in order. To be honest I doubt Joe Crowley can even play these songs on his shitty acoustic guitar and campfire chord skills.
I don't see Crowley, Katz in either ASCAP or BMI book, nor a blanket license for that hall !!---F_cking bunch of stealing criminals !
Now we will be around watching and listening.
THANK YOU QUEENS CRAPPER !! !!
Things to make you go HHHMMMMM,
Katzzz our supposed Borough Prezzident,
Holding her function at Kaufman Studios, but make your checks out to a Brownstone
to a Harlem address ? Hey aren't you from Queens ? Yet don't question where does the money go or what does it support... Please Please Queens Resident's get out & vote these self absorbed
self centered what can you do for my pockets political hacks !
Anybody remember our former Pres, D Manes ?
Born & raised of what Astoria used to be.
-Joe. The insider scoop was that Governor Cuomo will be singing "Eh Cumpari" - not Crowley nor Katz. So take it up with Albany!
I saw that stooges episode a few weeks ago and nearly pissed myself. I love the dames on the Three Stooges. That Italian song brought back some pleasant memories and traumas.
So when do they have the event for Mario's Son REAL swearing in and inauguration ceremony?
And speaking of Carly Rae Jespen's stalker and whore for the gentrification industrial complex...
Queens is becoming the Katz litter box!
If you dig deep enough, and pull out those self clumping nuggets, you will find a slew of developers in there with her.
Do not take my word. Pull Katz's campaign contribution list online.
I'll go for Curtis Sliwa for beep over Katz shit!
I am sure Vallone's hands will be all over the place -
I love how people in Maspeth care about their neighborhood and the politics now. Not one iota did they care before Aug 3rd. After its all done they go back to complaining about people's parking on Facebook. It's a shame they don't help out the community every day of the year not just to protest something for Alittle over a month.
Post a Comment