Friday, October 24, 2008
Birds of a feather...part 7
It's Friday. There's sufficient outrage left over from last evening's term limits vote. We need to blow off some steam. Go ahead. Caption this photo.
Posted by Queens Crapper at 1:40 PM
Labels: term limits
SHOW ME DA MONEY!!!
"So I told McLaughlin to pay up or I was going to send my drinking buddies after him."
Dennis: "And den I grabs the old broad like dis."
Tony: "Ha ... I wonda if dat works with lobbyists."
Dennis : No one cares about the idiots on Queens Crap
Tony: What the hell is Queens Crap?
Dennis: So I bit her and she screamed....
Tony: Hah ha ha. I like biting things. Canolis, heroes, .....
"like milking a cow!"
Gallagher: "Tony, when's the last time you saw your wang."
Tony: "What district does he represent?"
Tony: "When was the last time you saw your other ball?"
"This is how an Irish guy talks in Italian."
GALLAGHER: hey tony, i goin' to the senior center wanna come and grab some skin? Those babes always love me long time.
SEMINERIO: dat sounds like fun dennis but i gotta go pick up some cash at the hospital, you might wanna come with me and i bet they'll letcha visit the nursing home wing to cop some feels.
Queens Crap I'll get back at you,
you all smell bad, really bad.
And you're all ugly. And fat too.
And Tony is gonna lose.
Everyone hates you.
Did I mention that you smell bad.
Granny Molester Rapist- Can you give some money from your slush fund Tony?
Influence Peddler Crook: Got any more jokes Dennis?
Alex the answer is: Who are political and sexual degenerates who are not smiling anymore.
Tony: Dennis, is it really true that you are just another defective bacterial infection?
Dennis: Well, just tell me; how badly do I smell?
Tony: pour some liquid chlorine over your flaccid body next time you bathe.
Dennis: I never bathe.
Mutt: So you see, we got the land cleared and got $300,000 to tear it down. Made sure it got to tha the 'right hands' if ya know whatta I mean.
Hired a work gang of day laborers, and cleared $295,000!
Its Queens. We can make money on any hole in the ground.
Jeff: Wow wow woobsie! They just threw everthing into dumpsters?
Mutt: Hell who knows? Half of it was rotten anyway. When we throw it together, no one will know if its memorex or if its the orginal.
Jeff: Then you gitten money to store it, move it, and digging anotha hole and thowin it to together!
Mutt: Hell, before this is over, someone is gonna get an award or sumpten.
Jeff: I gotta take anotha look at this here preservation thing.
You gotta love 'the life.'
3 TERMS!!! GO BLOOMBERG!!!
I thought this blog was about queens crap, not city politics?
See Tony, I told ya Serf would be joining us, the feds nailed his kiddie porn freak. Yeah Dennis, and you only was sellin' soft core over dere in Christ the Kink.
GUESS YOU DON'T KNOW QUEENS IS ONE BOROUGH OF NEW YORK CITY.
gallagher: hey tony, i know you're in trouble but look at me. i jumped on and beat a grandma and i'm still walkin' around. nuttin's gonna happen to you. in fact i'll even give you my attorney, jake. he's a chronic stutterer sort of like that legal aid attorney in "my cousin vinny." the judges get annoyed with his stuttering so they usually throw the case out of court.
tony: wow, great, hey wait a minute, isn't that the guy that hangs with youse and likes to pork everything that moves?
gallagher: nah, you're mixin' him up with someone else.
tony: wat big cases has he won?
gallagher: well let's see, he once got a guy off from paying for a parking ticket.
tony: ha-ha-ha, no really dennis.
dennis: listen google jake and see all of the great cases he has won. the guy is great! really tony. would i lie to you?
tony: wat's a google?
dennis: it's when your pee pee leaks and causes a spot on yer white pants.
tony: ha ha ha i have that shit happenin' all the time.
dennis: so should i call jake
tony: sure call him but don't tell him i have cash.
Any word on when we might be having a special election so we can actually have a representative (preferably not corrupt) in the Assembly?
Would Mutt and Jeff be talkin' 'bout St Saviours?!?!?
you mean Mutt & Mutt
Hey Tony, Whaddya say we do an ex-pols' version of The Full Monty? Check this out: "Hot Stuff baby this evening!"
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