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Would you really want to take a bath or a crap looking at your self in all those mirrors? Yecchhh!
[Louis looking in all those mirrors:
Hello Dolly, this is Louis, Dolly.
It's so nice to have you back where you belong.
You're looking swell, Dolly, I can tell, Dolly.
You're still growin', you're still crowin', you're still goin' strong.]
your last few humorous asides have fallen a bit short of the mark, George, but this one here is top notch, like something right out of a Bob Hope or Red Skeleton skit. :)
Louis I love you where ever you are.
A-h-e-m-m....c'mon....this looks like a pimp's idea
of a Roman bath.
I can understand a mirrored ceiling in a bedroom
(if you're so inclined) for (h-m-m-m) whatever.
Satchmo may have hit a multitude of golden notes,
but performing a "golden shower" while watching it reflected makes me wonder a bit.
Louie's wife Lucille went crazy
wallpapering the interior of all the closets
in their home.
The ironies abound, but I'll resist the temptation of the low fruit, but well noted Crappy.
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