Tuesday, February 2, 2021

Isn't it romantic? Massive sex shop opens in Sunnyside

I've been told that Councilman Jimmy Van Bramer's office is across the street from this establishment. Must be why the VIP entrance sign is prominently displayed on the window.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Must be why the VIP entrance sign is prominently displayed on the window.

I'm proud of you for not going for the "Jimmy must use the back door" joke.

JQ LLC said...

@Anon

It wasn't a back door joke. It was a thanks for letting us open a smutty store in a family shopping district joke.

Anonymous said...

@JQ

Is over snowflake's head.
No worries, they make up stories and invent meanings if need to be.

100% correct, this crap does not belong in a family shopping district.

Anonymous said...

Pretty much typical for a borough of sheep that are routinely shorn by Mediterranean hillbillies.

There is nothing here people - move on.

Anonymous said...

Sheeple taking it up the you know what !

Anonymous said...

No neon signs to attract some attention? Nice to see the place keeping such a low profile lol.

Anonymous said...

First a BJs, now this. It's almost like Amsterdam!

Anonymous said...

Let's hope they can pay the rent.

Anonymous said...

Isn’t this where a florist stood for over 50 years?

Anonymous said...

I have no issue with this.

Anonymous said...

I have no issue with this.

Of course you don't. Pervert customer :)

Anonymous said...

Finally some quality entertainment in Queens and Sunnyside.

georgetheatheist said...

Who are the owners? Who are the employees?

JQ LLC said...

@GTA

It's a chain store.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romantic_Depot

Anonymous said...

Talk about snowflakes, read the comments! Its a legitimate business and as long as they pay the rent and don't have people loitering outside, I'd rather have them in the neighborhood than the strip joints that used to exist all along Queens Blvd. The reason is because strip joints tended to operate only at night, and often featured very loud music but smokers used to hang outside the entrances because of smoking laws. By comparison, shops like these tend to be much quieter businesses. If you're looking for wholesome family businesses, try moving to Salt Lake City -- this is the five boroughs of NYC. Grow up.

TommyR said...

I don't care about what the business is, as long as it's not a nuisance, pays its taxes, and provides gainful employment. People who think some sad sack sex shop is a detriment to a hood never experience the 80s and 90s. That said, I have my doubts they'll really be that profitable - it's like those mysterious "party supply shops" that I've seen have grand-openings...and never any customers.

Anonymous said...

I'm old enough to remember When the Chrome was Thick and the Women were Straight !

georgetheatheist said...

Thanks JQ. I need an updated version of my Orgasmatron. Mine no longer works. I keep it stored in my garage. Maybe they can fix it or do I have to buy a new one?

Anonymous said...

Oddly bittersweet, The Queens Sheeple have been screwed !

Anonymous said...


@George

No worries pal, will post a nice picture of AOC and you should be back in business.

Anonymous said...

This would be the perfect place for Rudy to hold a press conference announcing his bid for Governor.
"We thought it was the EsSEX House"

Anonymous said...

If you uptight and puritanical commies bothered to walk by the place you could see their large sign that says they support many non profits!
I was so impressed.
Very impressed- does this mean they fill the coffers of BLM & Antifa?!
Kudos to them for shoveling the snow and ice away from the sidewalks-
Of course it’s an essential business- who could live without their made in China plastic products?
Party Supply stores -that’s a no brainer - they sell Party Goods like drugs to get the party going.
In reality it’s too depressing for words- tawdry tacky low brow.
I think there were 3 or 4 different businesses there before.
Who knows what kind of creeps it will attract?
I give it 6 months until it closes.

Anonymous said...

"Nice picture of AOC" ? #AOCSmollett fangirls trolling.

The Demorats are going to miss the days when they didn't have to think about Joe Manchin.

The Ghost of Che Guevara said...

Aieeeee Amigo. AOC carita mia. Who wouldn't want to bury their bichos between those boobalicious borinquen bombas? Aieeeeeee.

Anonymous said...

This would be the perfect place for Rudy to hold a press conference announcing his bid for Governor.

Must be nice to make shit up. Except no Rudy is running for the chief murderer's spot.

However Bill "Bubba" Clinton can be invited with Hunter dedicating sex toys.