Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Pool party needs to be shut down

"I've been trying for five years to shut this down. All summer long there are strangers in and out of the backyard, cars parked all over the street, children's birthday parties, no lifeguard, no CPR equipment and no bathroom access! I've had children urinating on my fence!! Any ideas on how to stop this?

Here's a recent ad: https://beta.groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/kghsingles/conversations/topics/19289

I've contacted DOH, DOB, CB8, etc. just sent to Avella's office today as he seems to be the only one who gets anything done in Queens." - anonymous

10 comments:

(sarc) said...

Everyone here on the Crapper call the numbers on the ad, morning,noon and night, all hours, and ask ridiculous questions. A barrage of butt dials.

I just called from my fax machine, left a message. When they call back they will get the lovely screeching modem tones of the fax attempting to connect.

It is the least we could do for a fellow crapper!!!

Anonymous said...

Call the health department.
If you can find out the homeowner's insurance carrier, contact them.
If the house is mortgaged....easily checked online...contact the lender.
There are a lot of ways to skin a cat if you know them.

Anonymous said...

Unbelievable -- your tax dollars at work If there's overcrowding, perhaps you can call FDNY -- they may be the only city agency that works

Anonymous said...

Electrify the fence,the next guy who pisses on it will have a story to tell his grandkids,if he can have any.

Anonymous said...

There is a reference to Nine Days in the FB ad. A description from Wikipedia of Nine Days follows--it might be some kind of clue as to who is this character.

"Nine Days (stylized as ninedays) is an American rock band from Long Island, New York. It was formed in 1994 by John Hampson and Brian Derveaux."

Anonymous said...

Some night throw food coloring into the pool. And do it again. And again. And again.

Anonymous said...

Play the Islamic call to prayer 5 times a day and direct it at thwir house. Then some DMX and Barney. Fry some bacon and blow it there way. Some German folk tunes should seal the deal.

Anonymous said...

Just attend....piss in the pool...then call the health department to test the water.
Simple solution. Drink a lot of beer first so that the amount you expel from your kidneys does the job right.
Cerveza Corona!

Anonymous said...

Throw a pork chop into the pool.

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure the Nine Days reference is regarding the Jewish holidays, not some shitty band from Long Island: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nine_Days