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The Crap-O-Sphere ("Crappy")
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August
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- Maspeth shelter owner has admitted history of bribery
- As constituents protest, electeds hold secret meet...
- Asians now are in favor of illegal conversion bill
- Jamaica transportation hub getting an upgrade
- Pool party needs to be shut down
- Like a turd that won't stay flushed...
- Glendale yeshiva tries for BSA variance
- Peralta wants Roosevelt Ave cleaned up
- 2,000 protesters shut Maspeth streets down
- Well this should be interesting
- Katz FOILed again!
- Untidy tree pit tripping hazards
- New anti-corruption law doesn't go very far
- Coyotes living at Astoria Mountain
- A break from building
- LaGuardia traffic nightmare
- The scaffolding that won't come down
- Fun Friday Caption Contest
- Queens targeted with homeless shelters thanks to J...
- Queens preservation's situation summed up in one p...
- Interesting old Woodside house to make way for crap
- Why Queens is being inundated with shelters
- Jimmy unhappy with homeless shelter in his district
- $100M needed for huge streetcar depots
- Protest at former 5 Pointz site
- De Blasio press release indicates shelter shuffle ...
- Select bus machines are without power
- Avoid being a burglary victim
- Toby has some interesting campaign donors
- Part of secret Maspeth shelter meeting caught on v...
- Strange parking regs at Steinway Mansion
- Attempt to gentrify a beach and a Federal park
- Elected official finally shows up to Maspeth protest
- Far Rockaway revamp may be in the cards
- Assembly Member wants historic Brooklyn church saved
- Speaker is full of herself, among other things
- Interesting signs pop up at Maspeth shelter protest
- Empty hotel sitting in Kew Gardens
- Astoria Park getting an upgrade
- Meat wagon spotted at Metro Motel
- Day 3 of protests and still no electeds
- What infrastructure problem?
- Van Bramer wants discount Metrocards for welfare r...
- First project under MIH rules rejected by council
- Parking lot turns into garbage dump
- More needles on the streets
- Former QNS reporter is Liz Crowley's communication...
- Augustana Lutheran Church being transformed
- Electeds fail to show at Maspeth shelter rally
- QNS writes pro-Crowley advertisement, passes it of...
- Most of Queens has been screwed by the MTA
- An attempt to minimize patronage
- The ultimate John Ciafone property - and it's in Q...
- Dissecting the numbers: DHS' phony homeless crisis
- Management company taken to task
- Maspeth homeless shelter meeting was quite a spect...
- New permit needed for Garaufis house
- People would rather rent in LIC
- Gothamist & BP Eric Adams lie about Maspeth shelte...
- Woodhaven Blvd bridge to close for repairs
- Flagship Diner may face wrecking ball
- Explosion in number of homeless shelters in Queens
- Several shelters were defeated over the last 2 years
- Fauxgressive shelter alternative for Maspeth sound...
- Large number of NYC shelter residents are not from...
- FOIL records reveal that Queens CB5 produces tiny ...
- Why Maspeth is getting a shelter, part 2
- Ridgewood: Where anything goes!
- Queens Blvd reconstruction has caused a major problem
- Maspeth shelter provider's history of protecting t...
- The man behind deBlasio's Maspeth shelter plan
- All aboard the gentrification express
- Maspeth hotel owner has really bad history as shel...
- Brand new playground unusable
- Just another day in illegal conversion land
- 149th Street bridge reopens
- No good deed goes unpunished
- LaGuardia Airport Hotel won't be a homeless shelte...
- Crime steady since last year
- Why Maspeth is getting a shelter, part 1
- National Trust contest yields wacky Pavilion designs
- Another zombie house in Flushing
- Crowley makes deal to bring homeless shelter to Ma...
- Assaulted by Briarwood park bums
- Talk about being out of touch
- Bye, bye, Bill (not that one)
- Stavisky ballot signatures deemed valid
- Queens loses another manufacturer
- Voters ready to dump de Blasio...but for whom?
- RKO Keith's bought by Chinese developer
- DeBlasio uses a loophole to pay for lawyers
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34 comments:
"Charley, when I'm done with the wall, stick the spray up my skirt."
When the strip club wiggles turned to queens Blvd scribbles
Ronalds mother pays the king a visit!
'Out out, damned spot!'
Estelle Castanza begins day one of her graffiti prevention initiative.
"I am running for reelection so I need an updated photo op picture for my constituents who don't know what I do in City Council." " Please reelect me."
"See, I do care about the community."
I need a photo op but I don't want to go out in my district, let's do it downstairs in front of the office so I can come back up and not delay my lunchtime.
Let me see if this thing is powerful enough to wash the clown make-up from my face.
That graffiiti has been there for 10 years !!
"Who says I can't handle a hose?!"
Koslowitz hoses Queens again.
BLM acting up again?
photo op?
where's Dizzy Lizzy?
she must be busy helping the homeless!
check out the perv on the bottom right trying to get an "upskirt" shot with the camera 😱
Sign should read "We buy Gold, Diamond, and Bullshit."
The woman looks like the Hindenburg.
Now, I was all ready to pound out some fresh jabs, quips and well deserved zingers for 'Double K's Queens Funhouse (and her double wide Queens hide!), but the sharp-tongued and quick-fingered Queens Crappers beat me to ALL of the very best punchlines--and, with record speed!
How this Jurassic Park fossil can show her dinosaur face anywhere, much less in Queens County (the borough that she conveniently forgot to serve, but ironically didn't forget to accept her 32% pay bump!), is a testatment to what phantom leadership looks like--and, with Dizzy Lizzy's dynastic lair of lackeys just down the road, it's one big, taxpayer funded, 'Yuppie Fantasia' for all city council crud, where the obscene tab is always paid for by the REAL, 'overworked-and-vastly-underpaid' rank and file--and, apparently always will be--peasants be damned!
I haven't played with a hose in years.
This ketchup & mustard must wash off so easily.
Another Queens County DEM.PROG. hose job.
LOCK THEM UP!
check out the perv on the bottom right trying to get an "upskirt" shot with the camera
He must have very bad eyesight if he's trying to upskirt her! Liz Crowley, maybe. But Karen "The Joker" Koslowitz? Give me a break.
How this Jurassic Park fossil can show her dinosaur face anywhere, much less in Queens County (the borough that she conveniently forgot to serve, but ironically didn't forget to accept her 32% pay bump!)...
If you didn't know, and I hate to be the one to tell you, but, as posted on QC a few years ago, Koslowitz is a double-dipper, taking both her City Council salary and her NYC pension from her previous city jobs. So she's earning two salaries and not doing anything.
Anonymous Borough Hall said...
The woman looks like the Hindenburg.
THAT'S AN INSULT ! ! !
So this is what a penis can do?
To the Anonymous who pointed out Karen Koslowitz's double dipping, city pension collecting scam. I no longer worry about what's illegal (or, death itself for that matter!), but I am always deeply troubled and angered over what is STILL legal!
Koslowitz is yet another failed politician-pig at the public trough--shoving her fat, ugly snout as deeply as her feeding frenzy will permit--and, the public be eternally duped, bilked, scammed and damned! Men have been hanged for less!
What a stream!
I did not know that Karen could still piss that far at her age.
Aaah....she's a seasoned pro.
She's had lots of practice pissing all over her constituents for years.
Well, at least she's taking a douche!
And, this nasty pig took an oath of office to serve and protect her constituents. Likewise, Borough President Melinda Katz, not to mention every other publicly elected position throughout the City and State of New York--and, yet they willfully abrogate their contract daily, as they brazenly continue to OPENLY PRACTICE corruption, graft and greed that never ends, for which their languishing subjects continue to pay a soul-crushing price!
And, that's why lawlessness, vigilantism and outright anarchy are on the rise, when the source of all lawlessness and corruption is aggressively maintained without consequence by City Hall bureaucrats and Albany henchmen--and, the public be damned!
Is the caption contest still on?
This power washer will do a swift job cleaning out my dingleberries.
The dullest of NYC's 5 boroughs, gives you the dullest of minds representing you.
What better can we expect?
This is Queeens where the average voting IQ is about 65.
Between Stavisky and Koslowitz we have an old age home representing us.
Non compos menti government. The non compos menti voters permit this.
Wow, Ronald McDonald is much more portly looking than in real life. He's not photogenic at all is he? He looks like a 75 year old jewish lady looking in a store window. Where's all the kids? What's he doing spraying water on that building? Is he performing one of his pranks? Oh Boy, now I'm hungry.
This really a commercial for one of those collapsing pocket hoses you see advertised on TV.
Karen should carry one to make it easier hosing her constituents.
And, the collapsing pocket hose, Anonymous, is merely a metaphor for how Queens County itself has already collapsed (from the crushing weight of all grindingpolitical corruption, graft and endless greed), where the entire borough needs a steam bath, followerd by a fresh paint job!
Actually, the hose is spraying in the opposite direction--it's feeding time at the zoo for this 'dead weight' elephant for whom bath time desperately awaits!
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