Sunday, July 17, 2011

Crappiest story of the week

Since there are no restrooms at the playground, the resident claimed, a number of patrons have also been observed defecating in certain areas. - Times Newsweekly

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious:
"Rodriguez-Rosa noted that the Parks Department is also planning a number of programs designed to improve the usage of Grover Cleveland Park. She noted that the agency is recruiting local youths for its “Green Teens” program, a volunteer initiative whereby participants help maintain the park. The agency also has plans to host a puppet show at the park in August and is looking to organize an outdoor movie night."

Green teams??? Puppet show??? Movie night???

Kids will not volunteer to maintain the park. That job should be for city employees. A kid gets a cut or hurt and the city has a law suit on it's hands.

Puppet Show? Great. A two hour event for tykes will really help chase out the thugs.

Movie night is an invitation for the thugs to hang out, drink, smoke weed and disrupt the show. Also, are they going to frisk all attendees for weapons? They had better.

Ashok Kumar said...

a number of patrons have also been observed defecating in certain areas

What's wrong with that?

We do that all the time in India!

If I have to go, I just drop my pants by the side of the road and poop right there!

Anonymous said...

If I have to go, I just drop my pants by the side of the road and poop right there!

No shit!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, what he said-- just like in the old country, right? You need to poo, you just do it, and the dogs will eat it.

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious:
"Rodriguez-Rosa noted that the Parks Department is also planning a number of programs designed to improve the usage of Grover Cleveland Park. She noted that the agency is recruiting local youths for its “Green Teens” program, a volunteer initiative whereby participants help maintain the park. The agency also has plans to host a puppet show at the park in August and is looking to organize an outdoor movie night."

Green teams??? Puppet show??? Movie night???

Kids will not volunteer to maintain the park. That job should be for city employees. A kid gets a cut or hurt and the city has a law suit on it's hands.

Puppet Show? Great. A two hour event for tykes will really help chase out the thugs.

Movie night is an invitation for the thugs to hang out, drink, smoke weed and disrupt the show. Also, are they going to frisk all attendees for weapons? They had better.

--> ok so then what is a solution? To just close down the park because every proposal will only make things worse?