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How do I get away from these two guys?
The photographers are taking our pictures. Let's pretend we'll best buddies. Smile!
I thought Joan Rivers died.
They look evil.
"I hope that's Chirlane under the table..."
"Life is always good when you are spending other peoples money, muahahahaha"
If raging hard-ons mutated into elected officials
When Hiilary is in jail, and I run for president, you will be my VP
Today the City, tomorrow the country
They look like two of the Marx brothers.
You get to take the horror show broad in the middle home.
Bill (to Andy): "Limousine liberal!"
Andy (to Bill): "Pampered progressive!"
Joan Rivers (to both): "Am I dead? Can we talk? Tell Melissa to stop trying to make money off me."
Leo Bloom: Let's assume for a moment, that you are a dishonest man.
Max Bialystock: Assume away.
Bill (to Andy): "How was your Halloween?"
Andy (to Bill): "It was great, the girls came up with a very cute costume for me to wear, as I handed out candy."
Bill (to Andy): "What did you dress up as?"
Andy (to Bill): "Preet B'horror!"
"Congratulations for spending 33 days out of town on the tax payers dollars"
Mr. Douchebag? Meet Mr. Douchebag.
Bill (to Andy): "Pull my finger."
Andy (to Bill): "No way ... I don't know where it's been. Hey Joan Rivers, pass me the anti-bacterial lotion."
I think that's Lesley Stahl.
The best actors in a NY movie since the Wolf of Wall street!
From the Al Smith Dinner which is hosted by Cardinal Dolan.
These freebees are great!
our fathers were right,these dumb ,ignorant dems. will vote to bankrupt themselves.
we must raise the State.city gas tax now that "FRACKING" has lowered the gas prices for the NYC>NYS dem. dummies.
Told you she was ambidextrous.
Who is the half toasted blond without any cleavage?
Andy: Your hands are soo smooth. Bill: That is because they have never seen a day of work.
I think that's Lesley Stahl.
It's Lesley Stool.
We agree then,neither of us would Frack this man a queen between us
It appears Cuomo wife Sara Lee is about to vomit on both these a'Os ..Go for it Sara we love you !!
When both pranksters wear hand buzzers
this sure beats working for a living . Ain't we something?
Bill to Andy- Yes I do love you but let's pretend we are enemies for now.
Andy to Bill - are you sure the knock out drops worked on the lady in the middle?
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