Thursday, December 31, 2015

Hoverboard seekers robbed at hooker haven

From the Daily News:

Two Long Island men made a late-night trip to Queens, hoping to buy a “Kool Wheels” hoverboard, only to find themselves ambushed, robbed and bound, the victims told the Daily News.

Brian Taylor, 40, and Walter Roth, 34, went to a home on 103rd St. and 33rd Ave. in Jackson Heights, a known brothel according to cops, on Sunday, answering an ad selling hoverboards for $100 to $200, the victims said.

As they entered, three men grabbed them from behind, one of them brandishing a black handgun, police sources and the victims said.

21 comments:

(sarc) said...

Don't you know?

If you go to the brothel you usually get "screwed"

What did you expect???

Anonymous said...

Corona?

Anonymous said...

we told you those hover board things are dangerous

Anonymous said...

Yes! I was going to a brothel with a handful of cash to 'buy a hoverboard'.

Isn't that what the kids are calling it these days?

Merry Christmas to me!

Anonymous said...

Usually going to a brothel results in something rising ... but a hoverboard was further down on the list.

JQ LLC said...

Queens Crap Breaking News

Current photo of blue hoverboard posted earlier

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/09/19/2F36D87600000578-0-image-m-98_1449690433942.jpg

Anonymous said...

WAIT !! THESE GUYS DROVE ALL THE WAY FROM LONG ISLAND TO CORONA, QUEENS TO BUY A HOVERBOARD FOR CHEAP?? IF YOU BELIEVE THAT STORY YOU MIGHT AS WELL BELIEVE IN LEPRECHAUNS AND UNICORNS. THEYRE JUST A BUNCH OF IDIOT WHITE GUYS FROM THE BURBS WHO THOUGHT THEY WERE INVINCIBLE. BY THE WAY, THERES PROBABLY LIKE A THOUSAND BROTHELS IN CORONA & JACKSON HEIGHTS ALONE.THE FEDS DONT SHIT ABOUT IT!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, and Russell Crowe was annoyed that Virgin Australia airlines wouldn't let him bring his children's hoverboards with them on an airplane because they have a tendency to burst into flames. What's next ... banning children's flamethrowers? Starting to sound like the toys that Irwin Mainway (Dan Aykroyd) used to market on Saturday Night Live, back when SNL was actually funny.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if this has anything to do with certain council members trying to get these legalized to ride on side walks? Why, of all the things in the city that you should be working on a s a council member, you decide to fight for "hover board rights". Cash in paper bags, delivered to your campaign headquarters, perhaps?

Anonymous said...

Imagine those hoverboards on roosevelt ave or main street. Good luck.

Anonymous said...

This must be State Senator Jose Peralta side business.LOL

Anonymous said...

Russell Crowe... Wah Wah Wah!! Stop being a fucking baby !! Read the news you lazy fuck. They are not allowed on aircraft because the cheap batteries might explode and catch fire.

Anonymous said...

Seen plenty of those hoverboards in the KGH section on Main St already.

Anonymous said...

I saw the craigslist add,it was for Hoover Broads,it was under
Men seaking Women.sucks like a Hoover!!

(sarc) said...

I am glad that the brothel did not catch on fire...

Anonymous said...

I saw the craigslist add,it was for Hoover Broads,it was under
Men seaking Women.sucks like a Hoover!!


And the women there go down, and up, and down, and up...

Anonymous said...

Whore Board.

Anonymous said...

And we all know there are no brothels in Nassau or Suffolk.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't go to that address armed with an AK47,
Only a Rube would.

Anonymous said...

The NYPD especially the 115th precinct is aware of the prostitution that goes on around this area of Queens but hasnt stepped up to the plate. They no longer do foot patrols in the area. They are letting things get worse. They know what has to be done. Stop being lazy!! Chop Chop!@

Anonymous said...

I went to the US Open this past summer and was shocked at the amount of security that is involved. The city rather pull all its resource away from protecting our neighborhoods for some rich european schmucks for 3 weeks out of the year. Shame on them.