Sunday, March 27, 2016
Happy Easter from Queens Crap!
Miss Kelly: A pink rabbit, six feet tall.
Wilson: Six feet?
Elwood P. Dowd: Six feet five inches. Now let's stick to the facts.
Mr. Parker: He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
Mother: He does not!
Mr. Parker: He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare!
Big Bad Bill certainly laid 2 eggs this year that looked pretty on their surfaces but turned out to be rotten inside - just in time for Easter. And we didn't even have to hunt for them.
Coming soon to stink up a neighborhood near you!