Sunday, April 1, 2018

Happy April Fools Day Easter from Queens Crap!


JQ LLC said...

Looks like I wasn't the only one to notice this bizarro religious/prank mashup. This has to be a first or a once every 1000 years thing.

georgetheatheist said...

Never could understand why Jesus wasn't depicted more throughout art history laughing his ass off. My favorite laughing Jesus was originally published - in all places! - Playboy magazine - which I, of course, bought for the great articles. Check that one out HERE.

The two paintings that I think really hit the issue of Resurrection right on the head are Hans Holbein the Younger's "The Body of the Dead Christ in the Tomb" seen HERE and Andrea Mantegna's "The Lamentation over the Dead Christ" seen HERE.

Both of these show Jesus right the Great Event

Dear Reader, was Jesus really dead or was it all plot?

Faith vs. Reason. Choose.

Ron in Athieast Goin' to Hell Manhattan said...

Faith vs. Reason. Choose.


It is 2018. We shouldn't still be debating ancient superstitions.

Anonymous said...

Oy vei....gullible Goyem!

JQ LLC said...

"Dear Reader, was Jesus really dead"

Yeah he was. The new testament verifies that the Lord was first reported zombie in the history of mankind.

But he made have had very good genes in retrospect. Trump's new VA Commissioner might have a descendant as the Lord's physician

georgetheatheist said...

"Oy vei....gullible Goyem!"

How 'bout Hashem "passing over" the first-born of the Yidden but completely absent at Auschwitz? How'd that happen?

Anonymous said...

Alas, all religions ('The Faith Business') is bullshit; it's the ultimate power grab (for more money and everything else without working for a living), and the dupe is reliant on the indoctrination of the previously brainwashed generation to infect the NEXT one.

For truth, fact, evidence and proof, listen to the late, great George Carlin, when he says that religion is bullshit. Here's why:

Anonymous said...

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people"

Anonymous said...

Anyone saying something like "Oy vei....gullible Goyem!" is probably not Jewish. Doubly so with those spelling errors.

Anonymous said...

A very wise thought from the late, great George Carlin on the morning after Easter Sunday, April 2, 2018:

❝God Bless America! Once again, respectfully, I say to myself: 'What the F**K does that mean?' Is that a request? Is that a demand? Is that a suggestion? There are 200 countries in the world now! Do these people honestly believe that God is sitting around and picking out his favorites? Why would he do that? Why would god have a favorite country? And, why would it be America out of all of the other countries?

And, America is not alone with this sort of delusion. Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed, dead soldiers, all of whom were convinced that God was on their side. America prays for God to destroy our enemies. Our enemies pray for God to destroy US! Someone is going to be disappointed!! Someone is wasting their F**KING time. Could it be...EVERYONE?❞ —George Carlin

Anonymous said...

❝Man is the most insane species.
He worships an invisible God
and slaughters an invisible Nature...
without realizing that this Nature
he slaughters is this invisible God
he worships.❞ ―Hubert Reeves

❝The war was not meant to be won, it was meant to be continuous.❞ —George Orwell

❝No man will ever be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.❞ —Denis Diderot, French philosopher

❝Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.❞ —Karl Marx, Prussian-German philosopher (1818-1883)

❝Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with entrails of the last priest.❞ —Denis Diderot, French philosopher

❝All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.❞ ―Edgar Allen Poe

❝Organized religion is merely an argument over real estate.❞ ―Joseph Campbell

Anonymous said...

I hate to disagree with my friends here but the religions of the world are usually fine, it's the priests that usually fuck it up.

Anonymous said...

Clinton or Trump?
What would Jesus have done?
He's no April fool!
Trump is Judas!