Friday, September 21, 2018

End of summer caption contest

It's Friday and Danny and Karen are ready for bed. So go ahead and caption this photo!

27 comments:

georgetheatheist said...

[With apologies to Mae West]

"Danny, is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to flee me?"

Anonymous said...

If i was Straight,i still wouldn’t hit it.

JQ LLC said...

Karen:
This bed is as good and comfy as the billion dollar jail tower that I endorsed.

Danny:
Wake me when Joe Crowley wins so I can suck his nob for some real estate donor cash.

(Check out the white clad Muslim girl's repulsed look at them)

Anonymous said...

What type of event was this and where?

Anonymous said...

Congrats on your new husband, Danny. He looks great in blue.

Gary W said...

"I can't sleep, I keep having a nightmare that one day our constitutes will realize what we've done to them"

Anonymous said...

Queens politics makes strange bedfellows. And those two are very strange looking fellows.

georgetheatheist said...

"Quick, Henry, the Flit!"

2 human bed bugs.

Anonymous said...

This photo just captions itself. Human wit could hardly make it more self-parodying.

Anonymous said...

Clowns will be Clowns. But remember, you elected 'em!

Anonymous said...

BED BUG INFESTATION!

❝Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters.❞ —Benjamin Franklin

Anonymous said...

WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Crappy, please tell me where i can send the bill from my therapist now that i have been mentally scarred by this image.

Anonymous said...

In three years they will leave us and let us all sleep in peace

Anonymous said...

Danny: "Usually I face the other direction in bed."

Karen: "Usually I wear a bag over my face in bed."

Anonymous said...

The Joker, and the Poker.

Anonymous said...

Please don't copulate. There's too many like you!

Whady'ya know. said...

Look! They're playing knee-sies. Ooo-la-lala-la.

JQ LLC said...

"What type of event was this and where?"

This "event" which makes it the 9,358,399 under this corrupt sloth of a mayor, was a homage to John and Yoko's bed in for peace. Yoko, Ringo and for some reason Jeff Bridges (who has now full on become "The Dude") where all sleeping on the bed early on for a photo op with de Faustio. And some shitty hipster trio were singing Beatle songs.

It was supposed to be for some city commissioned traveling art pseudo-activism high end brand sponsored media educational bus (kind of like what those deadbeat hipsters were planning with their trailers parked in the parking lot in Rego Park.) These celebrities are in their own world and I have lost a ton of respect for them (that includes Yoko too, despite her caterwauling her plastic ono band album was very innovative).

https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2018/09/13/yoko-ono-ringo-starr-de-blasio-bed-in/

Like I said earlier, that Muslim girl in white's expression says it all.

Anonymous said...

To think that party was once Boss Tweed and FDR and LaGuardia.

Now look. Its the end of the Democrats.

Gary w said...

The Joker and the Poker wins. Ha ha

Anonymous said...

The Joker and the Poker wins.

Technically, do we know if Danny is a pok-er or a pok-ee?

Anonymous said...

Look at the expression on the kid's faces... Danny and Karen are just pathetic

Anonymous said...

Koz: Danny, what are all these kids doing in our bedroom
Dromm: What are you doing my bedroom?

Anonymous said...

If you wake up with your poker in a can of planters, we will confirm that you are fuaquing nuts

Anonymous said...

Look, kids - whether you like girls or boys: the best rationale ever for abstinence!

Anonymous said...

How to get rid of bed bugs, not even bed bugs want to share a bed with them

Anonymous said...

Damn, Politics is DIRTY