Sunday, December 9, 2007

We've been on the bowl for a year!

365 days ago today, Queens Crap was born. Here are our humble beginnings:

Welcome to Queens Crap

Elmhurst Half-House

22 comments:

m said...

Happy birthday! As a former resident of Corona I always check out this site-always interesting.
Queens, what has become of you!

georgetheatheist said...

Suffer no longer, El Crappo.

Try Anusol.

Queens Crapper said...

Unfortunately, that simple solution won't cure what ails me.

ken said...

Happy Birthday! :)

(Tasty looking cake. Any dancing women in it?)

Anonymous said...

You are the best thing for Queens since the 59th St Bridge.

We tip our hats to you, o Crappie!

Anonymous said...

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRAPPY!

You have provided a thoroughly informative and engaging community site that provides a voice and the means to express differing opinions on daily subjects that focus on Queens architecture, public services and simply interesting subjects such as our rotten political representation and local corruption.
Long live Crappy!

hooverfactory said...

Happy birthday to ye, QC! (And many crappy returns.)

Baysidee said...

happy birthday crappy... you did open my eyes this past year to just how architecturally disgusting our borough has become.

sadly i realized that there is little hope for queens and i must flee this borough of trash before it brings me down with it.

a special thanks to all those corrupt clubhouse politicians that have been asleep at the wheel in queens.

Anonymous said...

400,000 Crappers can't be wrong!

Congratulations.

www.forgotten-ny.com

reply to anon #2 said...

May the turds of a thousand camels land on your empty head!!!

Taxpayer said...

Here's hoping you'll see 200 candles on a cake in 199 years!

But, why the photo of a turd in the bowl on such a joyful occasion?

Maybe he'll copy it to send to his grandma.

HELEN said...

HEY QUEENS CRAP, PLEASE DO MORE STORIES ON THAT FILTY ACCUSED RAPIST, COUNCIL MEMBER DENNIS GALLAGHER. I LIVE ON HIS BLOCK AND HOW THIS GUY DARES SHOW HIS FACE IN PUBLIC IS BEYOND COMPREHENSION.

WE DESERVE BETTER REPRESENTATION HERE IN MIDDLE VILLAGE. HE HAS BROUGHT SHAME AND DISGRACE ON HIS FAMILY BUT MOST OF ALL ON OUR COMMUNITY.

MUCH OF OUR HARD EARNED PAY GOES FOR TAXES BUT WE ARE NOT BEING REPRESENTED.

SINCE HE TOOK OFFICE IN 2002 GALLAGHER HAS WORKED AGAINST MANY LOCAL ORGANIZATIONS, SOMETHING THE JUNIPER VALLEY CIVIC ASS'N HAS ONLY RECENTLY EXPERIENCED.

mv ben said...

Keep up the good work Crappy! A very happy birthday and thank you for exposing that bald pink horny short dopey incompetent loser of a councilman.

verdi said...

Daz a lot 'o good shit goin' down
in juz one year Crappy !
Happy B-day homie! Lookin' good !

melinda katz said...

would you like me to sing happy birthday to you Crappy?

Alan said...

Many Happy Returns!

Queens Crapper said...

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."

"May the turds of a thousand camels land on your empty head!!!"

Now, now, there are only 3 camels walking around NYC.

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday crappy....
now how about a courtesy flush...pee yeeewwwww

verdi said...

Yo.....iz that the elusive Bin Laden
hiding behind one of those camels butts
in your link Crapper?

Anonymous said...

check out how unphased the Manhattanites are by the passing camels on the sidewalk, as if it were an ordinary everyday occurrence.

faster340 said...

Happy B-day!