Here's a sample of Santa Schenkler's wish list for our favorite tweeders:
May The New Year Bring Peace To Us All
Peter Vallone, Jr: name recognition, boroughwide -- especially among single women.
Melinda Katz: The brass ring.
To match her brass balls.
Anthony Weiner: He has boundless energy, perhaps he could use a moustache, too.
Yes, to match his "beard"... (tee hee)
Dennis Gallagher: May he find peace, good will and grace after a terrible year.
Yes, Pinky's had a bad year. But just think how bad it's been for his victim.
Sounds like this guy's been knocking back the egg nog.