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The Crap-O-Sphere ("Crappy")
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December
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- Make a wish
- Cleanup crew
- Green Church owner's bad reputation
- Cops told to look the other way
- Need an axe?
- V train still underutilized
- 100-year old predictions came true
- Huang house plans questionable
- The New York Bloomberg Post
- Don't let the bedbugs bite!
- Stone mansion in the Bronx
- Enemies in our midst
- Gioia in favor of yuppie travel subsidies
- Padavan: SJU no good
- One Hull of a mess
- DOB's "My Community"
- Queens makes 'best crapper' list
- Queens Plaza: What's taking so long?
- Hull of a weekend
- EG in NH
- St. Paul's Woodside suffers fire damage
- Lieber is Bloomberg's choice
- Flushing cop guilty of accepting bribes
- Greeks: Save Astoria from hipsters
- Tree pit advertising
- For a good time, call Jonathan
- Passing gas
- What's really happening in Queens
- Farewell, happy place
- Harassment of photographers
- The spy who screwed me
- New York lost 1.5 million people since 2000
- UES historic district heavily altered
- Ramped up
- An end to curb cut self-certification?
- It's that time of year again...
- Is PlaNYC's growth prediction full of crap?
- Bring those books back on time!
- Why the LPC is a laughingstock
- Hollaback girl
- Get a load of this
- Cold, gray crap
- Christmas Surprise: Trees at St. Saviour's making ...
- Horns will be silent
- Serf and the Pope
- A billionaire's points of light
- Shea subway ramp demo-ed
- History of the WPIX Yule Log
- Have a Merry New York Christmas
- Electric Christmas
- Merry Christmas from the Mets
- I've seen fire and I've seen crap
- Barging into the bay
- Schenkler's wish list
- Downtown Flushing development changes
- Money down the pothole
- Holiday crap
- On the prowl
- Con Ed's toxic waste in Astoria
- How cozy, part 2
- Marshall supports Briarwood rezoning
- CB 8 letter to mayor
- SJU dorm build commences
- One way to demoville
- How cozy
- Post: E-G-REGIOUS SUBWAYS
- Willets Point questions
- Bad month for the 'should be landmarked'
- Suing over sinking
- Why So Quick To Rezone?
- The Saunders Street historic district?
- Water Taxi hibernates for winter
- Reservoir plans made public
- City's soul is disappearing
- Fire Marshals at Fort Totten
- Javits is dead
- Tree-sonous
- Crap hill
- The great train robbery of 2007
- Staff to Weiner: Adios!
- The new Governors Island
- Lost tax revenue
- Trader Joe's traffic
- Phony marriages for green cards
- News from Manhattan
- The stone Victorian
- Crime must be way, way down
- DUMBO landmarked
- Crosswalks covered in plastic
- Thy candles shine so brightly
- Inspector claims bribery at old man bar
- St. Saviour's now a waste transfer station
- St. Saviour's parsonage demolished illegally
- LIC sundial
- Bloomberg defends tax hike
- Home Sharing an ideal solution
- Monkey see, monkey do
- EXCLUSIVE: Lancaster sends cops after complainer
- The real reason for fare hikes
- Old Elmhurst
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10 comments:
This man is soooo awkward and embarrassing.
The whole clubhouse is awkard and embarrassing.
Queens deserves better, and as blogs like Crappie grow, it will.
It will.
the Pope even seems uncomfortable with the presentation.
Can you say wierd and inappropriate?
The lady in the middle is Serf's missus Constance. She just finished washing the dish from the spaghetti and meatball dinner they had at the Villa Roma on Cross Bay Boulevard.
The Pope looks like he's going to say: "Wha' da fuck is dis? I've had some pretty chintzy crap handed to me but this takes da cake!"
His holiness forgives you for saying the F word.
Serf, everyone already knows you met the Pope. No need to shove it in our faces.
Crapper, Father George forgave you. His Holiness forgave me. Let's all forgive each other.
Forgive:
1. Gallagher...Go and sin no more, my son.
2. Katz...Go and sin no more, my daughter.
3. Liu...Go and sin no more, my child (Ni Hao ma!)
4. Maltese...Him, I don't know. Look at his face in the "plate" photo...The inner voice is speaking to him and he sure still does look guilty of something to me...On your knees, Serphin, you have a lot of praying to do...Let me help you...Repeat after me: Confiteor deo omnipotenti...
My grandfather used to refer to the part of the chicken that went over the fence last as "the Pope's nose".
H-m-m-m....he must have meant Serf's!
Did Serph's gofer boy, Anthony "the Pelican" Como snap that photo?
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