Thursday, December 6, 2007

Ladies and gents, witness utter desperation

Lawyers seeking to toss out rape charges against a Queens city councilman are citing Rudy Giuliani's extramarital dalliances on the city's dime as part of their latest arguments.

Rudy Giuliani trysts cited in Queens councilman's rape case

Current reports [suggest] the former mayor of New York had subsidized trysts in the Hamptons at public expense," lawyers for Dennis Gallagher argued in legal papers filed in Queens Supreme Court.

"History therefore teaches that human beings certainly commit stupid, sometimes self-destructive - even if not criminal - acts," the papers say.


Sometimes they even rape grandmothers in their offices and pretend their marriages are still intact, too.

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good strategy.. except he isn't on trial for having sex in the office.

He's on trial for Rape and that's a crime regardless of where it occurrs.

Anonymous said...

I thought he had some high profile attorney.. or did he quietly exit once realizing that Gallagher is, in fact a complete creep? This sounds more like something a green and incompetent public defender would come up with.

Anonymous said...

Nice, Gallagher turns on Giuliani.
I hope Rudy rips this little pink $hitbag a new one.

JOSH said...

HOW DARE THIS ACCUSED RAPIST PINKY COMPARE HIMSELF TO ONE OF THE BEST MAYORS EVER.

THEY SHOULD EXTEND HIS SENTENCE FOR THAT.

Anonymous said...

Do you think Rudy will be upset that he won't be getting Pinky's endorsement?

Anonymous said...

Rudy definitely won't be giving him a presidential pardon. That's for sure.

mv ben said...

What the hell does Guiliani banging his goomata in the Hamptons have to do with my hero, Dennis assaulting grandma in his office?

eamallc said...

His lawyer presents a foolish argument that has absolutely zero relation or relevance to his rape charge. His lawyer sounds like he is brain damaged. By the way, his wife has on an outfit that is totally inappropriate for court. Guiliani was one of the worst mayors ever. A self agrandising twit who takes credit for just about everything that he is not responsible for.

Anonymous said...

The only hair brained defense strategy
that beats Pinky's is the one
where a guy who just murdered both his parents
throws himself upon the mercy of the court
claiming to now be a poor orphan !

Lock up that thieving, raping SOB
and throw away the keys !

Anonymous said...

Tuck in your shirt tails.....wife-y.....
even though it'll expose your butt !

Where in the hell did you pick up that blouse...
In a church flea market ?

Oh....sorry....it's the vintage 70s retro look.

Dennis sure ain't spending
any of his kickback money on your wardrobe.

That all goes to booze and babes !

Anonymous said...

There should be a special election held
to replace Gallagher immediately.

Our area is certainly not
being adequately represented at the moment.....
(nor was it before.....come to think of it) .

Maybe we'll get some better luck
on the next turn of the cards .

georgetheatheist said...

How Gallagher can beat the rap.

Claim he had sex with the dress-wearing Giuliani in the Hamptons.

Case dismissed! On the grounds of mental incompetence.

Anonymous said...

Is it too late for him to go for an insanity plea? He might walk about Maspeth in his pj's like that convicted mobster did.

Anonymous said...

I agree -- a special election is in order to fill his seat. He's collecting a paycheck for laying low. Never mind the rape charge, he should be replaced for selling out his community to developers. That is a criminal act -- selling out to the highest bidder and lining his pockets. He has no regard for the people he represents.

Joe said...

Hey crappy, i agree with you, Dennis is every name in the book. But My problem is, He has not been found guilty, So please stop jumping the gun.If hes found guilty I will come back to this website and tell you he is. Until then hold off.

Queens Crapper said...

Why? Did not everyone have an opinion on Scott Peterson and O.J. Simpson?

Taxpayer said...

This attorney needs to be disbarred for raping logic and common sense (let alone common decency).

eamallc said...

Joe-
I have problems with this blog. The racist comments, the blind bliss filled ignorance, the intolerance and foolishness of the moderator. Not to mention that Google has buried its head in the sand when it comes to moderating its bloggers. However, I dont agree with you on Gallagher. There is the court of law, but there is also the court of public opinion. We are all entitled to express an opinion about Gallagher's alleged crimes. With all the problems I have with this blog, Im grateful to them for exposing Gallagher and Im glad this blog is here.

Anonymous said...

Pathetic -
Pinky's poor wife has to walk the gauntlet in this picture - brave woman to stand by her dirtbag.

I don't condone extramarital dalliances. There is an distinct difference between consensual sex and rape. One is a moral issue - not a great stain to be proud of, the latter is a serious crime punishable by many years in jail. What is it that he or his lawyer just does'nt get?

Jack-y said...

Yikes, Pink-y's wife-y is looking dump-y.

Dion said...

People let me put you wise, Donna goes out with other guys.

Anonymous said...

another bunch of Maspeth Manly Men picking on some guys wife ...
dont pay attention to other mens' wives pay attention to your own...

Anonymous said...

ANY WIFE
who goes along with her boozing, thieving.
corrupt, womanizing....
and now (apparently) rapist husband
for the sake (in this case) of a fat City Council
pay check is HERSELF little less than a WHORE !

Yeah....we know....she did it for the kids.....
"dating" on the side also !

Sadly....their poor children
are going to wind up spending a lot of time
in some "shrink's" office when they grow up.

deep throat said...

Q: Mr. Ognibene, who was the only person from your office that wasn't called down to the Manhattan DA's office? Remember?

Anonymous said...

eamallc. you need more fiber in your diet.

Anonymous said...

Gallagher is such a sick twisted pig that now he is typing out his fantasies about having sex with his enemies on his blog. I hope the DA is monitoring this!

mock eamallc said...

You'll also be needing something,
a good lawyer for when I report you to the Google Authorities for saying I need fiber in my diet!!!

And if they don't take action I'll report you to Bill Gates and have him shut down the entire internet.

That will teach you and everybody else here that I am not to be messed with.

Ha, ha, haaaaa.........

mv ben said...

I got an erection from my hero Dennis' twisted sexual fantasy on the Juniper blog. My God, I starting to realize just how sexy my councilman is. Oh, the blood engorges!. Take me, Pinky!!!!

Anonymous said...

exactly how much is a fat City Councilman's paycheck...
$100,000.00 .....but by todays standards of living in Middle Village that just about makes it so I doubt it was about the money..
...Probably your right it was about the kids... So you think calling their Mom a whore on the internet is Okay.. Maybe you should check YOUR morals!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah,and you haven't done any of those things
boozing-
thieving-
womanizing
corrupt lying.
WOW i think i see your nose growing.

deep throat said...

A: Dennis Gallagher

I smell a rat.

Anonymous said...

The only thing I witnessed in that photo: Two "parents" of an utter dysfunctional family known as the house of liars.

Truman Harris said...

get ready Dennis... the fun is about to begin.

Anonymous said...

The racist comments, the blind bliss filled ignorance, the intolerance and foolishness of the moderator.

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The tweeders are squealing!!!

Anonymous said...

If Gallagher didn't spend some of his....
I think it's more than $100,0000
on booze 'n broads....
he and his wife could live very nicely off that.....
even by today's standards in Middle Village.

I make a hell of a lot less and do just fine.

Nor do I tarry with either women, men or goats....
thus I DO respect my marriage vows.
(You can believe that or not....otherwise FU....
I'm not losing any sleep over it) !

But I do confess
to some occasional drunken behavior,
minor pilferage and fibbing in my teens....
as many do during this stormy rite of passage.

As for corruption.....I don't practice it....
nor will I abide it in anyone who claims
to be my friend!

Now you'd better go and wipe that
chocolate ice cream (is it?)
off your mouth....."anonymous".

Let's just leave it at this....
Gallagher and his "wife"
probably deserve each other.....
but their kids certainly got short changed
on their "parents"!

Brother Mario said...

well said!

Anonymous said...

Pinky's wife should have dressed up a bit
for his court appearance to show some respect
for our judicial system.

Or......maybe she really did the right thing.......
there's very little to respect!

The next time I'm called for jury duty
I'm going to wear a tee shirt
with Shakespeare's line from "Henry the IVth"....

"First kill the lawyers"!