Thursday, September 20, 2007
The Good Ship Lolly Crap
When my pal, Hooper, and I headed toward this beauty on 72nd Street in Maspeth, we thought perhaps the town had a new waterway that we hadn't heard about. This thing looks like a cruise ship from a distance.
Flanking it on its starboard and port sides are complementary tugs o'crap.
Double deckers with porthole windows.
Hey look, a flag atop the mast! They should replace Old Glory with a flag of Queens County.
Looking through our periscope, we thought we saw a submarine begin to surface in the distance...
And looking past the bow: Thar she craps!
The Lolly Crap and now-empty lot used to be bungalows.