Friday, October 10, 2008

Birds of a feather...part 5

It's Friday and if you're like me, you just found out you have 25% less in your retirement account than you used to. Go ahead, have some fun. Caption this photo.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pataki: "Wow, I can see my reflection on his head!"

Maltese: "Ya know, Dennis doesn't look too bad from behind."

Anonymous said...

Dennis (slurring speech): "Constance is f_ucking hot!"

Serf: "I'm going to kill this bastard."

George: "Holy crap I can't believe I share a party with this scumbag!"

Anonymous said...

Dumb - Dumber - Dumbest!

Anonymous said...

See no evil, Hear no evil, Just plain evil!

Anonymous said...

I finally feel smart-- I have no savings at all!

Taxpayer said...

Pinkie Pecker: Just keep those hands crossed like that Serf. This isn't our playroom at Christ the Kink High School, ya know!

The Old Nobody: I used to be able to get it up when he put his butt in my face like that. Now I'm calling it a lucky day if I can find the shriveled little thing. Usually the stink helps me find it, but, with the drunk in front of me, the smell of his dripping thing has me so exited that I can't tell the difference. Can the audience see me quivering? Tell them it's just an old Korean war wound. Bring that up and they all shut up!

Anonymous said...

Gallagher: Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Thats all folks!

Anonymous said...

Gallagher: "If this was a 'Police Academy' movie, there'd be a hooker under this lectern giving me the business."

Audience: "If you were in jail where you belong, you'd be under a lectern giving someone the business."

Anonymous said...

CHARTER MEMBERS OF "CLUB STUPID"

Anonymous said...

Birds of a Feather.....

Cheez... too bad these werent the chickens that were slaughtered in forest hills a few days ago

HAHHA

Amen to that georgie Boy

Anonymous said...

Pataki: Man oh man, that guy is the pinkest lowlife I've ever seen. Is this what they grow in Queens.

Maltese: My mouth tastes funny, I'll have to talk to Susan.

Gallagher: I'd like to thank the seniors for coming out today to greet us at Danny Boys. Any female over 70 years of age please stay after the meeting, I'd like to buy you a drink.

Anonymous said...

Gallagher: Thank you for nominating me as Perv of the Year. I promise to try and work hard to be the winner for 2008. I'd like to thank Serphin, Tom Ognibenie, and Anthony Como. I would also like to thank my equally sleazy partner, Jake LaSala, who I try and model myself after.

Anonymous said...

Maltese-My dentures are loose, shit I have to spend money at the friggin' dentist.

Pataki- Man that Maltese guy is farting up a storm.

Gallagher- This po-po-podium is too too too high...sorry folks I've been hangin' with Jake a little too long,

Gorey Acklumusch said...

Have you seen gary ackerman with the pink mumus in pink tutus? http://www.flickr.com/photos/codepinkalert/2652923521/in/set-72157606074465424/ such clever use of dangling bodifiers http://www.geocities.com/garygottago