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Blog Archive
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October
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- Como wimps out of debate again
- Birds of a feather...part 7
- Haunted mansion murder on Staten Island
- Bushwick's spooky mansion
- Ghostbusters called to SI church
- Avella tells Bloomberg off
- Nydia: "Land Grabs Like This Give Eminent Domain A...
- Crappo Italiano in Red Hook
- Rest in Peace, Nancy Cataldi
- Cardinal confims he's not a Como fan
- 1940s NYC returns in old photos
- Another major surprise - schools are overcrowded
- The decline of manufacturing in NYC
- Vallone vs. Astoria housing for homeless
- An excellent piece about tweeding
- Rangel protest expands
- Downzoning fails to stop overdevelopment
- Overnight fire at Main St and Roosevelt Ave
- What politicians, ugly buildings and whores have i...
- Jesus Christ, Cardinal Egan endorse Como?
- Far Rockaway: NYC's "toss-away location"
- 'Healthy' tree falls down
- LPC gives blessing to St. Vincent's demo
- Citizens Union sticks with Frank
- Crazy inspector and building owner go at it
- Tide: Not just for laundry anymore!
- Lady Liberty coming to LIC
- Campaign sign doubles as wanted poster
- Metro visits Crescent Street
- Touchy Tierney
- Assembly's Silver opposes video slots at Belmont
- Documenting illegals: good luck with that
- Voters want statewide term limits
- Kissena cell tower
- Crane accident in College Point
- More on the plummeting price of homes
- Houseboat eviction at World's Fair Marina
- Chronicle defends Queens hipster
- Como sends out hilarious mailer, part 2
- Allegations of cat starvation at Sunnyside stores
- How the Campaign Finance Board wastes our money
- Collection of term limits articles
- Marge's malarkey
- Pregnant woman stabbed to death in S. Ozone Park
- Testimony and protest over Hunters Point South
- Henry Stern makes interesting point
- Queens Tribune vs. Queens Council pigs
- Negotiations failing at Willets Point
- An open letter to the City Council
- Chronicle's big fuss over Muss
- Mystery boxes popping up in Bayside
- Red-faced over green 'pumpkin'
- Hotel fight back on in Springfield Gardens
- Addabbo bill to stop foreclosure
- Queens house prices plummet
- Shocked on term limits
- Battle between boroughs over oldest building
- Transit report recommendations
- Grand Avenue house of horrors
- Birds of a feather...part 7
- Thompson: "Democracy has been suspended"
- What happened behind closed doors
- Tweeders united
- Aqueduct deal official
- Construction fence sums it up perfectly
- 33 poodles taken from Queens home
- Parkway Village considered for landmarking
- Queens rapist in Astoria and Corona
- More Forest Avenue Crapitecture
- Did Como make a deal with the devil?
- Another piece of Shea gone for good
- Funky Jamaica flower looks like Hindu god
- Long Island Motor Parkway turns 100
- Queens lady gets non-stop phone calls
- Gallagher acting as Como's attack dog
- Firehouse in Flushing hits century mark
- Rickles remembers where he came from
- Arrested aliens back out on the street
- NYS Pavilion: Weedy, seedy and needy
- The term limits plot thickens...
- Day laborers busted on 69th Street
- Kensinger's Creek photos
- Piano factories to condos
- Bastards...
- 2 cops shot in subway by illegal alien
- Laurelton LIRR station unsafe
- Flushing Meadows boathouse restoration
- Don't get snaked by fake sewer fix
- Queens kids go to school
- Kew Gardens Hills: where everything is low-rent
- Will of the people to be trampled on Thursday
- Thompson blasts Bloomberg's tactics
- Kaufman Astoria breaks ground on expansion
- City poisons our waters while fixing potholes
- Hooray for Hiram!
- How do we have money for this?
- Bad vibrations in Jackson Heights
- Daily News vs. Aqueduct Casino
- COUNCIL-RACE LOSER SPENT TAXPAYERS' MONEY LIKE A W...
- Scenic Lake Ivan, Jackson Heights
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14 comments:
Pataki: "Wow, I can see my reflection on his head!"
Maltese: "Ya know, Dennis doesn't look too bad from behind."
Dennis (slurring speech): "Constance is f_ucking hot!"
Serf: "I'm going to kill this bastard."
George: "Holy crap I can't believe I share a party with this scumbag!"
Dumb - Dumber - Dumbest!
See no evil, Hear no evil, Just plain evil!
I finally feel smart-- I have no savings at all!
Pinkie Pecker: Just keep those hands crossed like that Serf. This isn't our playroom at Christ the Kink High School, ya know!
The Old Nobody: I used to be able to get it up when he put his butt in my face like that. Now I'm calling it a lucky day if I can find the shriveled little thing. Usually the stink helps me find it, but, with the drunk in front of me, the smell of his dripping thing has me so exited that I can't tell the difference. Can the audience see me quivering? Tell them it's just an old Korean war wound. Bring that up and they all shut up!
Gallagher: Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Thats all folks!
Gallagher: "If this was a 'Police Academy' movie, there'd be a hooker under this lectern giving me the business."
Audience: "If you were in jail where you belong, you'd be under a lectern giving someone the business."
CHARTER MEMBERS OF "CLUB STUPID"
Birds of a Feather.....
Cheez... too bad these werent the chickens that were slaughtered in forest hills a few days ago
HAHHA
Amen to that georgie Boy
Pataki: Man oh man, that guy is the pinkest lowlife I've ever seen. Is this what they grow in Queens.
Maltese: My mouth tastes funny, I'll have to talk to Susan.
Gallagher: I'd like to thank the seniors for coming out today to greet us at Danny Boys. Any female over 70 years of age please stay after the meeting, I'd like to buy you a drink.
Gallagher: Thank you for nominating me as Perv of the Year. I promise to try and work hard to be the winner for 2008. I'd like to thank Serphin, Tom Ognibenie, and Anthony Como. I would also like to thank my equally sleazy partner, Jake LaSala, who I try and model myself after.
Maltese-My dentures are loose, shit I have to spend money at the friggin' dentist.
Pataki- Man that Maltese guy is farting up a storm.
Gallagher- This po-po-podium is too too too high...sorry folks I've been hangin' with Jake a little too long,
Have you seen gary ackerman with the pink mumus in pink tutus? http://www.flickr.com/photos/codepinkalert/2652923521/in/set-72157606074465424/ such clever use of dangling bodifiers http://www.geocities.com/garygottago
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