Look Serf, I told you to take the hint and retire. Just think, ya coulda done it with your rep intact. Did ya really think you'd get away with ya staff perv not being noticed?
Joe: "Hey what do you think of Nunziato's chances of winning"
Serf: "You woke me from my nap to ask a stupid question ... Nunziato has no chance ... didn't you here, 'a vote for Nunziato is a vote for Holden' ... I'll vote for Markey."
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Sorry Serf, this time it's Joe.
Sniff. Sniff. Wearing Eau De Scandal, eh?
Look Serf, I told you to take the hint and retire. Just think, ya coulda done it with your rep intact. Did ya really think you'd get away with ya staff perv not being noticed?
Joe: "My God, what did you eat for lunch?!?!"
Serf: "Ummm, that was a good one. Does Liz like to sniff them?"
"Anthony, come out from under the table. And bring Liz with you."
"WAKE up Grandpa" its time for your Geritol!!!
Joe: "Hey what do you think of Nunziato's chances of winning"
Serf: "You woke me from my nap to ask a stupid question ... Nunziato has no chance ... didn't you here, 'a vote for Nunziato is a vote for Holden' ... I'll vote for Markey."
Crowley: Hey Serf you gotta be real careful when conjuring up the spirit world.
Maltese: Oooooh! Aaaaaah! Eeeeee! Ummmmmm!
Crowley: It's not "POCUS-Hocus". Now Manton's Ghost is down there doing you when he's supposed to be doing me.
Crowley: Serf wake up...you just spit up on yourself.
Maltese: Huh, call Anthony to wipe my chin.
Crowley: Did you hear about Dennis Gallagher. He's back on the bottle and hangin' out in front of senior centers.
Maltese: Nothing wrong with that as long as I don't see it.
Hey Serf, did the feds take your computers?
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