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The Crap-O-Sphere ("Crappy")
Artwork by Jerry Rotondi
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"The difference between dishonest and honest graft: for dishonest graft one worked solely for one's own interests, while for honest graft one pursued the interests of one's party, one's state, and one's personal interests all together." - George Washington Plunkitt
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Blog Archive
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September
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- The many lies of Michael R. Bloomberg
- Grandma gets gussied up
- Lauder makes exception for Bloomie
- Rebuild the Twin Towers!
- One lane of Midtown Tunnel to close for weekend
- Rally for Rockaway center
- Renters are victims of mortgage crisis, too
- Crappy told you so
- Silver shuttles via sky
- Allowing non-Americans to vote
- Now I've seen everything!
- Setback for ESDC in Atlantic Yards case
- Violent crime is way up this year
- Hating Flushing's Haight Street
- Little-known refuges
- Seven stabbed at Steinway Street club
- Remembering our Dutch roots
- They must be very reliable!
- Mets collapse on last day for 2nd straight year
- Hell, no!
- Gov says no to commuter tax
- We're totally screwed
- Candidates have tax problem with Mike
- Interesting tree pit materials
- Nostalgia train for last game at Shea
- Serf's up(side-down)
- Lawn litter law kind of a joke
- Mr. Schmitt dumped his sh*t in Jamaica Bay
- Welfare king and queen of Queens
- Rent is free if you have bedbugs
- Scarano gets sued
- Read their lips...
- Jamaica Avenue's ugly street furniture
- Birds of a feather...part 3
- Whore party on Metro tonight!
- Dale's double standard
- Commuter tax may be revived
- Rally against FedEx in Astoria
- Rikers Island entrepreneurs
- King Crapper seeks larger bowl
- Springfield Gardens eyed for NYPD tow pound
- BSA approves CUNY's LIC dorm
- Conover Crap
- Shea's potties will be reused by Parks
- Yes, it's those stereo bike kids again
- Judge decides in LPC's favor in UES crap case
- Upzoning. Upzoning. Upzoning!
- Who Bloomie gave his bucks to
- The return of Julia Harrison
- Adios, amigos!
- Furmanville farmhouse headed toward Stucco-land
- CPC votes "yes" on Willets Point plan
- A house that's easy to move
- Most dangerous streets in western Queens
- Ivan starts his unnecessary job
- Lame lane-blockers
- Maloney's money comes from development
- Wind Farm Eyed Off Queens Coast
- Crap arrives on East End Avenue
- Betsy not buying City's Willets Point B.S.
- The glacier at Ground Zero
- Here come the tax & subway hikes, but rebate is safe
- EDC man in trouble for gift taking
- Website to check for contractor complaints
- Jamaica's Chapel of the Sisters restored
- Daily News vs. the will of the people
- Crazy landlady forced to pay up
- N.Y. Health Officials Order Parkway Hospital to Close
- Scene from a redlined Brooklyn neighborhood
- More proof that landmarking is a complete joke
- Bloomie desperate for Council support on Willets
- MTA stupidity gets noticed
- State Dems to reform eminent domain laws
- Queens gets a consulate
- Landlords resisting Section 8 tenants
- Serf and Rudy are BFF
- Woodside - come just for the food!
- More Wang Chan fun!
- One more time for term limit vote?
- Justices challenge blight claims
- Astoria immigrant a victim of Columbia U.
- Nice racket they got there
- He towed cars & sold 'em - police
- Form and function
- A BIG CRANE IN THE NECK
- Middle Village halfway house
- All in the Family
- Bloomie: We only build subway stations to spur dev...
- GRANDMA INJURED BY FALLING BRICKS
- Taking to the streets to catch Queens rapists
- Dutch graffiti doofus
- At least someone's being honest about diversity
- Silencing the competition
- Supermarket a den of vice
- New zoning laws are a joke
- Birds of a feather...part 2
- Rest in peace, Henry Steinway
- Crown Container deal may be dead
- Civic leader demands CB7 amend Willets Point vote ...
- Window washers saved; celebrate at Hooters
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22 comments:
Party Time! Let's get Leid!!
Brian: Serf, they told me the ham was really turkey. Why isn't there any pig at this luau?
Serf: What are you talking about? He's standing here to my left.
"Fer chrissakes Ridgewoodian!!! Take the damn photo!!!"
The Three Gay Amigos
Blame professulas whose posh pensions graze on stumbent loan interest from
vacuous degrees in basket weaving commie nutty organizing. Turn grant
grubbing aghadhimmic blather into fuel, especially perverts like mayor crotch
who gas for obsama zbin biden. Your islamosympathic gutterswabbing clothing
and pierced privates spreads diesease. If you weren't such baby killing,
vermin snuggling perverts you wouldn't be driving up our health costs, then
collecting disability for your commie nutty organizing dementia. Your
passive aggressive labor unions grab our guns, cars (congestion pricing),
balls (SONDA), wallets, and homes but we will grab your throats and dang you
from trailer bone tolls. Repeal the seventeenth amendment before any VAT. All
the homeless are drugged out hippies. Second Amendment is the ONLY Homeland
Security. Wait until we waste all your stumbent subprimes, so you need to
sell your affectation glutton art and work instead of diverting tution and
Y2K scams to soviet freezeniks! When oil plummets, lych aghadhimmic peakies
abbetting soviet wealth funds.
Jack Reylan: Like, far out man, really groovy!! I haven't seen such groovy poetry since Allen Ginsberg!!!
What do you say brother?? Let's take to the streets, man, and bump off a few squares!!! Make a scene, knock off the dean!!!
Angel headed hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night!!
Bellevue called, they said your meds are ready!
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness.....
Pinky: Last time I got laid, they put me in jail!
What is that boozed up criminal doing at large on our streets ! Didnt Pink have rape charges ?
Hey, Seminerio and Como come on in. We need the the whole gang in this shot.
Serf: Which one of you has your hand on my butt?
TRES BANDITOS
Serphin Maltese is the most disgraceful politician in Queens. He's worse than Gallagher and McLaughlin. He's been in the State Senate for decades and still does not know the first thing about serving our community. His staff is clueless and he cares only about getting reelected.
We deserve better here in Glendale.
We would like to thank all the stupid taxpayers of Maspeth, Middle Vilalge and Glendale for allowing us to get our hands on your money, and for not doing anything about it when we pissed it away on drugs, hookers, and drinking.
Hey Brian who can we rob next in order to pay our legal bills!!!!
The sluts from Gallaghers office forgot to bring the digital camera with wide angle lense so there isnt enough room for all the lowlifes that Maspeth has elected, into the photo opportunity. The sleaze factor here is enormous.
"Stand like this so the handcuffs don't show in the picture"
Serf: Dennis did you get the tickets to Honolulu with those hot grandmother babes? If not I'm bringing Susan. Brian can't go because the feds are on to him. We have nothing to worry about because Judge Brown is investigating (wink) our involvement in influence peddling.
McLaughlin: You two guys have some kind of foul odor coming out of your mouths. Get some Listerine will youse.
Gallagher: Serf do you think our opponents may use this photo for some future use? Make sure your photographer doesn't give it to anyone.
Serf: Don't worry Dennis, I'm on it, no one will see this photo.
Brian: "OK, Dennis, you can take a Little League Mom, but I get the bankroll."
I don't have a caption to add, but clearly Serf is taking money from Bri-bri's left hand and from Pinky's right.
So Frankenstein, Dracula and the Wolfman...
The cardinal rule at the gallsmiths dinner is to always blame the ukulele.
Brian harassed Dick Parsons over the social security commission. Bruno opposed the Gulf War. Dick Cheney always gets his man. Parsons for Governator.
Pigs at a luau!
Two are even wearing lays.
Oops I shouldn't have used the "L" word.
Now "pinky's" getting aroused thinking about "forcibly touching" another grandma!
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