Friday, June 11, 2010

Best real estate sign ever


From CityNoise:

I know its hard to believe but this is a real sign near my house in the Bronx.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a genius! You should buy this house from a crank to live next to another crank. I can't see what could be better. I'll pay extra too.

Anonymous said...

I have a next door neighbor who fits that kind of description, but he will move before I do. I was here before him so I am above him and he is beneath me.

Moving is a sign of surrender and defeat instead of staying put and holding on.

Anonymous said...

"Moving is a sign of surrender and defeat instead of staying put and holding on."

Sometimes "sticking it out" is a sign of pure insanity. No one wins a battle of the wills when both parties are crazy. I'm not saying you are, but picking your fights is better than picking a fight. Good luck.

Anonymous said...

it's war!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL, do I get a discount off the price or the asshole next door?

Anonymous said...

I love the first amendment.

Anonymous said...

This is lovely!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, the BEST SIGN EVER, by a jerk who lacks salesmanship and can't get along with people.

Anonymous said...

Love it!

Anonymous said...

Hilarious but who's going to buy the place? He can only hope for an absentee landlord type who doesn't mind tenants who complain about the asshole neighbor.

Anonymous said...

LISTEN TO THIS. ITALIAN GUY SELLS HIS HOUSE TO MEXICANS FOR 720G BECAUSE KRAUT NEIGHBOR IS A REAL JERKOFF.
THE KRAUT JERKOFF GETS SCARRED AND SELLS HIS A MONTH LATER TO A PR FOR 620G.
I KID YOU NOT. THE MEXICANS AND PR'S ARE BETTER NEIGHBORS THAN THAT PIECE OF SHIT EVER WAS. NOW A MC BUYS ONE FOR 500G AND CHANGE. YAH SEE THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD.