I'm Melinda Katz. I have a baby! I also passed a law many moons ago when I was in the assembly regarding Ob-Gyn care. Neither of these have anything to do with managing money, but I'm a dyed-in-the-tweed bullshit artist, so I thought I'd mention them. I have been a city councilperson for the past 8 years, but I've accomplished absolutely nothing during that time and continually ignored the pleas of my constituents because I was too busy taking legal bribes from developers. Their contributions are what allowed me to make these commercials. Hey - that shows smart money management! Therefore, I am qualified to be comptroller.
I'm Melinda Katz. I usually wear pantsuits, but I am running for office now, so I thought I'd show a little leg and have my hair styled. Weeeee! I'm riding a school bus! Vote for me!