The Daily News asked the candidates for city offices to tell a joke.
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Thompson
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7 comments:
At least The little man is consistant his humor take on the same air of arrogance as the way he rules NY
Terrible material, terrible delivery. Really really lame all round.
(I gotta get outta here.)
Two appease to the religious of mind, and one is just plain awful.
I hope they do a better job of governing than they do of telling jokes.
Take our candidates. Please.
Bloomberg's joke has been making the e-mail spam rounds for years.
I didn't get Thompson's.
Avella's might have been funnier with a different delivery.
With "comedians" like these is it any wonder Vaudeville is dead!
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