Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Only the best and brightest work at CitiField

From the NY Post:

A Citi Field concession worker was tossed out of the stadium during a game for being sloshed -- and then busted when he relieved himself in front of a disgusted crowd, authorities said.

Ramon Rosario, 27, who works for the firm Aramark, has 10 prior arrests and two convictions, for burglary and criminal contempt, officials said.

His latest tussle with the law erupted Wednesday night, when the Mets were hosting the Phillies.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad I'm a Yankee fan!

Anonymous said...

Maybe he was washing off home plate.

Anonymous said...

How did this idiot even get a job when so many high-skilled workers are available during this economic downturn?

Anonymous said...

High skilled workers won't take minimum wage and no benfits from Aramark.

Anonymous said...

I donen no wha hapen. De boos, he pess me offn so I pees em back.

I git job no problm. I stan in line unda el an fine me woork in constrookshin.

"Honess Jo" Crowly he goo mann. He git me shapeup hall an heelp me gitn wooork.

Anonymous said...

wow that was so ghetto! and what do you expect! they hire young men with little education and respect... 27 year old please get a real job, how is he going to feed most likely many children.

Wade Nichols said...

27 year old please get a real job, how is he going to feed most likely many children.He should have thought about that before he got drunk and knocked up his "girlfriend", or as they say in his elite social circle, "baby mother".

But don't worry - the government can always step in, raise our taxes, and provide for this high IQ individual.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
wow that was so ghetto! and what do you expect! they hire young men with little education and respect... 27 year old please get a real job, how is he going to feed most likely many children.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009


Wade Nichols said...
27 year old please get a real job, how is he going to feed most likely many children.He should have thought about that before he got drunk and knocked up his "girlfriend", or as they say in his elite social circle, "baby mother".

But don't worry - the government can always step in, raise our taxes, and provide for this high IQ individual.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009
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Either that, or do a better job of faking an accent of an ethnic group other than the one you belong to.

Anonymous said...

They should at least do criminal background checks on the workers since they are dealing with the public. It would be costly but worth it so things like this don't happen

Taxpayer said...

This fellow might not be an uneducated illegal alien after all.

I believe he is a high-level executive from Citibank verifying attendance.

Citibank wants its money's worth for all the tax dollars they got to screw us all the more after they screwed us with the big logo we paid for.

Anonymous said...

This is disgusting. But honestly, what kind of "better" job is he supposed to get, if he cant even work at a stadium serving food and drinks to the loud mouth rude morons that frequent these games?

So what exactly is a person with his record to do?

Anonymous said...

Anywhere where he does not have to interact with other people.

Wade Nichols said...

So what exactly is a person with his record to do?
There are many professional careers available to this aspiring man:

- "Gangsta" Rapper = He already has an extensive criminal record, that's one of the major requirements for success as a rapper. All he needs now is some rhyming ability.
- Rock Musician = Similar to above. No matter how many times you get busted for drugs, you can always play in front of 10,000 screaming fans. As long as you have a modicum of musical talent.
- Hollywood Actor = Ditto. He just needs some acting "skillz"
- Latino Activist = All he needs to do is organize a media campaign, claiming that he was under a lot of stress selling beer at Citi Field, and the Mets organization is "racist". He could claim he pissed in public due to the "white man's racism". This sort of strategy works for Al Sharpton, it could probably work for him.

There is hope for the CitiField Pisser!

Anonymous said...

I was at that game, haha.

And you're all pretty racist

Anonymous said...

Maybe they are not interested in defining deviancy down. Even minimum wage jobs require some standards.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you're a Yankee fan too, cause right now the Yanks are Sh*^^*^g all over their precious fans!!! Nice!!!!!!!!!!

panzer65 said...

Years ago the Mets served Shickhaus franks..now their hiring piss house help.

Anonymous said...

Oh no!He pissed into the melting pot................hahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Concession workers should all have 4-year university degrees, no?

Anonymous said...

They might as well. Plenty of PhD's are out in this environment.