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- Crowley & Markey helping lawyers get rich
- Demolished LI mansion to be recycled
- How not to deal with a constituent
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- More Queens fire companies to close
- Bottle bill driving everyone crazy
- Watch the yellow line
- Ay, gevalt, too...
- Coast is clear for Gennaro
- I wonder why it went out of business?
- Bloomberg is no Obama
- Oh Boy! It's a Bridge Party!
- "Wild Man of 96th Street" escapes Creedmoor
- Toxic substance found in Little Neck
- Parking officers act like they're above the law
- Developer ULURP fees to go up
- Burden wants Sunnyside Gardens to be destroyed
- Foreclosures a bargain
- This is what we're spending federal money on
- Lots of unfinished crap in the Rockaways
- Lobbyist money skews the debate
- Bollywood strike closes Eagle Theater
- Schumer and Bloomberg disrespect the flag
- State Senator Kevin Parker indicted
- Hiram's way out?
- Don't drink and drive
- Bloomberg in Astoria
- Zoning does not = city planning
- Katz's conflicts-of-interest
- Politicians and the press
- NYPD's crime numbers real or phony?
- Aqueduct land sale cause of concern
- Parents can't resist Mr. Softee
- Expensive new park will be difficult to maintain
- NYPD photography rules - print and save
- 5-year old girl shot in Astoria
- The latest swine flu update
- Breaking News: Bloomie does it again!
- Bloomberg pisses off reporter
- Bloomberg begins Willets Point land grab
- Where for art thou, Janette?
- Willets Point Headscratcher series, part 7
- How many violations are allowable?
- Halliburton eying Flushing Airport site
- Queens homeowners drowning!
- Illegal nightclub in Long Beach
- We've only just begun...
- Bloomberg's math hurting middle class
- Tower people upset about idling trains
- Bloomberg will obliterate Admirals Row
- Congress threatens mayor's transfer station
- Delay in plan to link Penn and Grand Central
- Baby Oystercatchers at Riis Park
- Interesting demographic propositions in comptrolle...
- Urban planning at its finest - schools
- Wa$te at the MTA
- Stealing from the dead
- Profile of the tweeder
- Tommy Huang: "Klein Farm sold"
- 2 more swine flu deaths
- Weiner's out of mayor's race
- Queens Dems pick Johnny as money man
- Bloomberg's grandiose parks plan on hold
- Bloomie's an insensitive jerk
- City destroying wetlands it wants to protect
- Melinda also crapping on Brooklyn
- Reflecting on 8 years under Bloomberg
- Sex, lies and lots of red tape
- Bloomie says no to more Ratner aid
- Fresh Kills: from dump to park land
- Vibrant and diverse at the slaughterhouse
- Wexford Terrace house going, going...gone.
- Bloomberg's Memorial Day campaign commercial
- American flag murals replace graffiti
- Our local heroes
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- Helping wounded warriors
- Homecoming
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- Woodhaven's Garden of Remembrance
- How Memorial Day began
- Bowne House in peril
- 2nd NYC swine flu fatality
- Beautiful bird at Jamaica Bay
- Everyone loves Mike
- More schools closing, state may grant waiver
- This explains the reluctance to close the schools
- Queens Kosher Nostra rejects Streit's matzo
- Less development, smaller schools
- DOE doesn't know schoolkids very well
- No carousel rides in the near future
- Flushing Meadows gets a bird blind
- City cemetery for sale
- As swine flu spreads, nurses may strike
- That's all she wrote for Shea
- Memorial Day Parades in Queens
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14 comments:
LMAO, CRAPPER YOU AMAZE ME THANKS FOR THE GOOD LAUGH BEFORE BED.
I love the canopy. It's as ridiculous as candy store owners on Eliot Avenue in Middle Village who spend $2000 on them and they can't spell the word BALLOON. Yet they sell the things. Their prices are just as inflated, too.
I wonder if this was a store owned by an English-speaking native, if not, he probably didn't know what "toss my cookies" means, one good reason to use focus groups or survey monkey.
This reminds me of Electolux, a dutch vacuum cleaner. When they first opened the American market, they wanted to use the slogan, nothing sucks like...
With the mastery of the English language declining, not only are these store titles misinterpreted by their owners like this one, but just glimpse at the misspellings on many of them.
Anon #3 - it has nothing to do with the english language. It appears that even you are not aware of the meaning of the sign. It has nothing to do with vomit. Getting your salad tossed is slang for having your asshole eaten out. My guess it was done on purpose.
That's hilarious!
Anyone have Chris Rock's email?
He'd love it!
Wild. I thought vomit was gross enough when associated with food. This is a lot worse. Fabulous name for a sex shop though.
So shouldn't it be "Toss YOUR salad?" After all, they are the sellers!
I imagine my new do it yourself bakery TOSS YOUR COOKIES will crumble!
I prefer SYRUP!!!!
Wow, you guys are perverts. And I guess you can never eat a tossed salad because someone made a crude joke once upon a time.
"Hold the pickle , hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us"
Sorry, you can't hold the pickle. The owner insists on holding all the pickles.
Then could you please cut the lettuce.
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