Sunday, May 31, 2009

I wonder why it went out of business?

"It might take a 'low' sense of humor to laugh at this one but... I stopped to take (bad) picture (bc shooting into Memorial Day sun).

Jamaica Avenue, oh my!!" - WWIB

14 comments:

LINDA said...

LMAO, CRAPPER YOU AMAZE ME THANKS FOR THE GOOD LAUGH BEFORE BED.

Anonymous said...

I love the canopy. It's as ridiculous as candy store owners on Eliot Avenue in Middle Village who spend $2000 on them and they can't spell the word BALLOON. Yet they sell the things. Their prices are just as inflated, too.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if this was a store owned by an English-speaking native, if not, he probably didn't know what "toss my cookies" means, one good reason to use focus groups or survey monkey.

This reminds me of Electolux, a dutch vacuum cleaner. When they first opened the American market, they wanted to use the slogan, nothing sucks like...

panzer65 said...

With the mastery of the English language declining, not only are these store titles misinterpreted by their owners like this one, but just glimpse at the misspellings on many of them.

Anonymous said...

Anon #3 - it has nothing to do with the english language. It appears that even you are not aware of the meaning of the sign. It has nothing to do with vomit. Getting your salad tossed is slang for having your asshole eaten out. My guess it was done on purpose.

Wade Nichols said...

That's hilarious!

Anyone have Chris Rock's email?

He'd love it!

Anonymous said...

Wild. I thought vomit was gross enough when associated with food. This is a lot worse. Fabulous name for a sex shop though.

Anonymous said...

So shouldn't it be "Toss YOUR salad?" After all, they are the sellers!

Anonymous said...

I imagine my new do it yourself bakery TOSS YOUR COOKIES will crumble!

Dennis said...

I prefer SYRUP!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wow, you guys are perverts. And I guess you can never eat a tossed salad because someone made a crude joke once upon a time.

panzer65 said...

"Hold the pickle , hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us"

Anonymous said...

Sorry, you can't hold the pickle. The owner insists on holding all the pickles.

panzer65 said...

Then could you please cut the lettuce.