Crappy Friday Les Miserables, it's caption time. Wonder what else this couple thinks about this stupid ass pool, which is clearly only meant for the wealthy denizens of riverfront Brooklyn.
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23 comments:
"Honey listen to me, People would ask me why I was so angry and dejected after the election. They would also ask why I was so heavily invested in Trump’s quest to stop the steal before Inauguration Day. The answers are now playing out on the world stage but NYC has a new pool to drown our sorrows"
Wish we had enough money to move out to Jersey.
"Look honey, the new pandemic incubator..."
Just think, the rocks we are sitting on were underwater during high tide. I’m sure they are no remnants of bacteria from human feces. And tomorrow, we will be able to swim in that filthy water. I’m sure the filters will keep all the poop out.
Look honey, we can go for a swim in that septic tank too.
Look honey, I know France BANNED Woke Gender-Neutral Language in Schools as SUPPORT for Marine Le Pen SURGES but we have the Marxist UFT & deBozio so don't worry !
Honey, I just realized the first three letters of "pool" are "poo."
Honey this is the world we're living in....complete and utter corruption.
Honey I thought Twitter was the biggest public toilet in the world !
Honey Everyone Knows the debozio administration sucks.
Honey I hope no one smokes menthol at the pool. Those menthol cigarettes are illegal now.
Honey I hope they don't defund the Life Guards !
Honey whoever voted for Biden owes us gas money.
I’m dreaming of Cambodia - Pol Pot would’ve loved BLM & Antifa
This is what happened when we followed the Yellow Brick Road
I told you we should have voted Republican
Honey do you remember the days when we could say what we actually thought and not have to be cautious. The Marxists are in charge now.
Honey aren't Equality and Equity different ?
Only Five Dead bodies floating in the New Pool?
Must be a Slow Day.
Honey I don't want to be cyberbullied by Chrissy Teigen at the pool can we go to Jones Beach.
Honey do you think Prince Harry and his Hollyweird wife will take a dip !
Honey do you think the money for the pool came from our high property taxes in Queens ?
Honey "EAT CICADAS" its the new "LEARN TO CODE" !
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