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26 comments:
Is this what you peasants eat? See, I'm just like you.
But chipotle is bad???I mean cheating employees is bad but this guy.
French Fries Matter!
This is meat you can eat bugs !
This is your brain.
This is your brain on drugs.
Any questions?
"Chirly, where's my bib?"
Another red flag. Look over here not over there.
All optics.
You think I SUCK look at the The choices for the next NYC mayor !
Who put mayonnaise on my fries? Somebody f**kin' drown 'em innat sh!t.
Wait, this isn't vegan?
Does anyone have a knife and fork so i can eat these?
DiBlazio rolls out his wife's latest 1.2 billion dollar initiative: French Fries For the Homeless.
What do you mean by "Chipolte is people"?
Crappy food for a crappy person.
This is the food THRIVE NYC lets the homeless dig for in the garbage and eat since my wife squandered the 1.2 Billion to "Help" and "Treat" them.
I’m outraged!
I'm Unhinged today because Rose McGowan was telling the truth !
Pretending to eat what you eat.
Now, where is my personal chef?
The CDC has announced your mental health will improve when you eat French Fries.
We all know French fries caused the potato famine.
After this treat there will be no food left in NYC for anyone who doesn’t vote for Chirlaine
Chirlaine? Hun? Is this how you want me to hold the fries?
If you trust Government, You don't know History.
Bill, is this what it taste like with a condiments
MMMMMmmmmmm, now that's a tasty burger!
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