Monday, July 25, 2016

Hipster hot tub roof gets even heavier

Here's an update on the hipster hot tub from a couple of years back:
"Now these aO's have added a pool to the hot tub roof, with all them people and water the loading must be 10 times what that roof was designed to hold (a couple skylights, tarpaper and tar)."

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do they have regular commuter service from the blue and purple magic buses?

Anonymous said...

Idiots!

Anonymous said...

Where is DOB? They will appear only after the roof caves in .

Anonymous said...

Bed stuy is the next hip place

Anonymous said...

Look at the girth of that hippie guy on the bottom left.
He alone would add about 285lbs to the roof load. Uh, remember those 70s waterbeds?
Another doofus idea.

(sarc) said...

I wonder if the DJ was told NO jumping up and down type songs allowed?

I hope there will be some good videos when the roof comes crashing down...

Anonymous said...

Not enough tattoos in these photos. Are you sure these are actual hipsters?

Anonymous said...

Everyone in these photos looks related.

JQ LLC said...

That looks like a Norman Rockwell painting of a hipshit gathering. Or Mayor Big Slow's constituency. Or a pic culled from a predator developer conference video.

When I wrote, formerly as J, that this douchebag rental market rate demographic were just glorified white trash I was being too generous. That tenement is obviously stacked with all those oblivious hipshits, because if there were anyone normal and native to this town living in that building, that scene would not exist. But it seems the rent gouging slumlord is all for it. I wonder if the majority of the tenants are like these creative collectives that have been colonizing all these buildings. So these white trash, and some black and spanish it seems, they have created their own amenities in imitation of every glass behemoth that has sprouted in the past 5 years. And is that wooden structure a stage platform? I suppose it's for the laptop dj.

And this pic comes on the heels of a recent shutdown of a preposterous niteclub and a balcony collapsing in a landmark building in Bushwick


And It's abundantly clear that the DOB are still sitting on their balls.

one more question and observation:

Were these pics lifted from some hipshit's instagram or facebook page or was it a righteous spy?

And this is probably what that fake beach in Ridgewood would have looked like.

Anonymous said...

Token diversity. Must be the busboy.

Anonymous said...

Get a look at that douchefest!

Anonymous said...

Can they please go back to their own hometowns now? I've had enough of them already!

JQ LLC said...

Rockwell painting title-Bobo or bourgie bacchanalia

if i had a rocket launcher...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7vCww3j2-w

Fuck generation gentrification. Time to take these boros back and make them great again.

Anonymous said...

When crime goes up soon ,they'll be on the next train to clarksville.

Anonymous said...

Open fire BBQ going on too ! This is a life or death situation WHERE IS DOB CODE ENFORCEMENT ? Who are these people paying off ?

Anonymous said...

Crap property called "The Factory" owned by that shithead that puts his photos on buildings. Jackass from Georgia named Paul runs it so all can pretend its not a storage unit for Emmm "wifie" and her "_ stages" ----Fill in the blanks. --Them private party's, booze sales and late night hot tube "meatings" must bring a nice cash return.

Anonymous said...

This is set building ?
https://www.facebook.com/thefactoryeast/info/?entry_point=page_nav_about_item&tab=overview

Anonymous said...

Un confirmed at this time but girl in that photo is possibly Gina Argento's niece or daughter Lindsay. http://archive.eyebeam.org/people/lindsay-howard

Batman said...

Quote: "Were these pics lifted from some hipshit's instagram or facebook page or was it a righteous spy"

You don't need to know, have more REALLY good ones BTW. Including interesting rather "embarrassing shots" Many of these assholes are relatives of your local politicians. (saving the "money shots" for election time or the next building collapse)
Never underestimate people here.

Anonymous said...

Bed Stuy is ALREADY a hip place. Adjacent Crown Heights is up and coming on the heels of Bed Stuy. Why? Because it just got its LPC historic district extension. Meanwhile Queens...is it the "world's borough" or 3rd world dumping ground gets shit on over and over.

Anonymous said...

These look more like "bridge and tunnel" Long Island LID's than hipsters.

Anonymous said...

These are mostly rich self titled artist kids from other states. They even get grants to do "exhibits" like this because they can somehow call it "art"
Amazing what you can get away with when you have money and "special connections"

JQ LLC said...

This is set building ?
https://www.facebook.com/thefactoryeast/info/?entry_point=page_nav_about_item&tab=overview

"Un confirmed at this time but girl in that photo is possibly Gina Argento's niece or daughter Lindsay."

This is some fine sleuthing here. I stand corrected thinking this was an apt. building. In fact I may have seen this rooftop clusterfuck riding home from work. This must be the doings of some IBZ and start NY tax exempt and film industry tax credit hookups. This isn't the only one by the way, there are many other warehouses doing the same shit near this dump and in greenpoint but at least those other outlets don't flaunt their crapulence and defiance like these hipshit pigfuckers.

Considering this is the new creative class, you would think the decor on their illegal rooftop resort area would have more aesthetic panache instead of looking like some redneck hollywood Florida backyard. And the shit they produce is enough to make the city look the other way, for a good 2 years, so they can enjoy partying with impunity. By the photo, that looks like it's during a regular workday.

And that shot of the hipshit chick was too good and uncanny. She kind of looks awkwardly surprised. Don't know much about her relation to that criminal in broadway stages but it would not be a shock. And neither if all those cretins are related to certain elected officials or, um, agents of the city.

These people have got to go down. They contribute nothing to this city or society but eyesore promotional bullshit.

Here's something to ponder and see the only kind of business that the city and state is interested in attracting. And who will really be qualified for the 80/20's in East New York.

https://www.entrepreneur.com/article/270380

And when you hear shit that some of these affordable housing projects will have apts. for those in the creative and artistic field, like in LIC and the former ridgewood theater, this is why too. No wonder they can't stop drinking and yelling on the roofs and balconies.

On, and remember that lux hotel in Bushwick that became a homeless shelter in less than a year, It was done by these types. Not the factory but other art collectives.

This is the new art and culture renaissance, bought and funded by the Gentrification Industrial Complex of government and avaricious real estate and private equity firms.

Anonymous said...

Holy Crap, Appears to be 723 Kent ave.
I thought this was a signage making company for the city & MTA ?

Photo.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/1447ac53276f8d480ff13b4d6031d430/tumblr_o8xdeazavV1tqrxrao1_1280.jpg

Websight
http://www.thefactorynyc.com/


JQ LLC said...

One more thing. and this should be of interest to George the Atheist

These creative collective types will probably, no most definitely be occupying those warehouses that entombed the steinway mansion. So the mansion will still be viewable but only to those swilling booze and swimming in kiddie pools on the roofs of them.

Only these people can have nice things to look at.