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34 comments:
hahahahahahahaha.
Good one Crappy. This flush was badly needed. The turds were starting to stink.
Good riddance..!
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All NYC citizens are now required to use both sides of the toilet paper to avoid waste and so as not to clog inadequate sewer systems. I need your money for land grabs and not improvements to the infrastructure. My associates in the photo are doing recon for me. Thank you for your cooperation.
Mayor B
Brilliant. Queens will be much better off without this lot I'm sure.
Hey crappy, where's Jake LaSala?
Good one Crappy! BTW, the biggest turd, Dennis Gallagher may stuff up the bowl. We may need a second flush or a plunger.
YES I'M GLAD YOU HAVE PHIIL RAGUSA IN THERE. WHILE HE WAS BUSY KISSING MALTESE'S ASS HE NEGLECTED THE OTHER CANDIDATES AND THE PARTY. RAGUSA & TABONE: PERFECT LOSERS.
This toilet is going to need the Tidy Bowl Man to really scrub the stink out of it. That was one big flush, but a necessary one.
horse...dead...stop...beating...it
Thank God.
I only wish Rep Joe Crowley and Marge nothing Markey were flushed away - what Machine Pols they are.
Add Quintana to the picture - no excuses
Why dont you throw in the crooks and losers, Hevisi, McLaughtlin, Shelden, Spitzer.
I hope there's a backflow valve on that crapper.
Man oh man that's a whole bunch of turd! But Crappy, you forgot Thomas Ognibene! I would remove Phil Ragusa who was the victim of Maltese's self-centered approach to party politics.
Ognibene was the original gang of three that ousted Fran Werner and that was the beginning of the end for the Queens GOP. Como was just a no talent Maltese stooge.
horse...dead...stop...beating...it
that's...what...blogs...are...for...dumbass
thanks for the courtesy flush, now can we get a courtesy super lysol disinfectant scrub for the neighborhood? that grandma groping perv dennis gallagher stunk up the place so much that we can't get the stench out of the air.
Best damn photoshop image yet!
Even better...THEY'RE GONE!
With King Michael Bloomberg in there it could become a royal flush!
Phil Ragusa
looks like a bag of shit already.
Just pooper-scoop him up and into the garbage can with him!
horse...dead...stop...beating...it
that's...what...blogs...are...for...dumbass
that's right, they're not for anything productive!
No, the point is that long after the MSM has moved on, hoping we'll forget about certain issues and trying to shape what we want to hear, read and see, blogs have this nasty habit of returning to those very issues.
"horse...dead...stop...beating...it
that's...what...blogs...are...for...dumbass
that's right, they're not for anything productive!"
So GTF off this blog and start doing something productive like kissing some pols ass, dumbass.
"horse...dead...stop...beating...it
that's...what...blogs...are...for...dumbass
that's right, they're not for anything productive!"
So GTF off this blog and start doing something productive like kissing some pols ass, dumbass.
Let's see how long we can keep this kindergarten crap going - more name calling please - more anonymous attacks please - more critical comments please - let's not roll up our sleeves and help the neighborhood that would be too productive. bitch bitch bitch whine whine whine blah blah blah
you want me off this blog you censorship living communist? you grab me by the collar and throw me off - comrade, otherwise, you'd best hope you and I don't meet, 'cause it's your head that'll come away from your neck cry-baby!
"you want me off this blog you censorship living communist? you grab me by the collar and throw me off - comrade, otherwise, you'd best hope you and I don't meet, 'cause it's your head that'll come away from your neck cry-baby!"
Spoken like a true anonymous coward. Meet me after school asswipe and I'll stuff your pea brain up your ass.
Bloated boy is in the building.
that's right, they're (blogs) not for anything productive!"
Then why are you here? You sound like a disappointed office-seeker to me.
Spoken like a true anonymous coward. Meet me after school asswipe and I'll stuff your pea brain up your ass.
OK, what nursery school do you go to?
Then why are you here? You sound like a disappointed office-seeker to me.
Actually not, but somebody who would possibly like to run against Katz because I oppose over-development and am in favor of term limits, but since I'm not in-line with the Dems, and since popular opinion here is to hate the QGOP, will likely not run. Why waste my time and $$$? Would you? Seriously - without any name calling. Would you run?
Katz is running for comptroller, so why not?
Katz is running for comptroller, so why not?
if that's the case - maybe - but if King Bloomie gets his way, she won't. Carrion will get his shot at Comp. and Katz will stay where she is, maybe take a shot at Speaker, again.
This is the best image yet Crappy. You can sell the photo and substitute other pol turds for diffrerent neighborhoods. It would be awhile before you run out of political turds since Queens has more than its fair share.
Wasn't Dennis Gallagher flushed before the election?
"Wasn't Dennis Gallagher flushed before the election?"
Dennis Gallagher is a much bigger turd than the rest. He requires several flushes to remove his stench from the community.
He survived the first flush when he was caught on tape by the Manhattan District Attorney taking bribes.
When he raped the grandmother in his office he tried to stay afloat by lying (nothing new for DPG) that sex was consensual until the DA showed him the evidence then he copped a plea to "forcibly touching,' his victim. He was flushed out of office.
But Gallagher's stench in the neighborhood remained with DPG and his rotten staff working through CM Anthony Como's office. Luckily he too was flushed on November 4th along with the Gallagher staff.
Now one last flush. Gallagher's victim has filed a multimillion dollar lawsuit against the perv.
This turd is not even worthy of waste treatment.
Now one last flush. Gallagher's victim has filed a multimillion dollar lawsuit against the perv.
waste of time, she'll never get a dime
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