Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Spitzergate: Let the laughs begin!


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18 comments:

Anonymous said...

The pig apologized to his family and to the voters, but not a word for the girls forced into prostitution who he pressured to have unsafe anal sex with him

Queens Crapper said...

My dream is to become a headline writer for the NY Post one day.

Taxpayer said...

Is Spitter the very essence of a naked power grab?

What was it that his girls disliked so much? That he liked to shit all over them like he does to New Yorkers?

His prosties apparently were stronger at refusing his shitting than the ordinary New Yorker, or the Republicans.

Salvatore said...

I do not get this?? So Spitzer pays for some sex and he should retire??? As if any other politician does not engage in this sort of activity?? Are you kiddin' me??? priests bang lil boys (LITTLE BOYS!!!) and church-go'ers say that "we should support our priests - god will forgive them blah blah. Bush and the entire administration LIED to tax paying citizens about going to war and no one said a shi* about bush resigning. Sure it was wrong what he did (can't imagine how his kids and wife feel) but to resign for engaging in the world's oldest profession -- I do not get. At least he didn't pay for gay sex! lol like the republicans do. The media is blowing this up over jack - oh NY Post.. by the way.. 5 brave Amercian soldiers were killed in Iraq yesterday - that should be the front cover. Time to wake up America.

Anonymous said...

Make your own NY Post headlines - from the NY Post

Write your own headline for tomorrow's Post about the Eliot Spitzer scandal:

Posted by: wed editor on March 10, 2008 05:42 PM
Post a comment - see below - the best!
NY CAN'T SWALLOW SPITZER!

GOP SHOVES GOV OUT BACKDOOR!

Posted by: Lamont Cranston on March 11, 2008 05:13 PM

"Client Nine Must Resign"

Posted by: Bonnie on March 11, 2008 05:13 PM

ELECTED OFFICIAL TURNS OUT TO BE A SCUMBAG. NATION SHOCKED.

Posted by: dkfjii44 on March 11, 2008 05:12 PM

Lawmen Gone Too Far Finally Claim Their Best Lawman as Their Best Victim.

Posted by: gammaarray on March 11, 2008 05:12 PM

Wall Street's Sheriff Caught With His Pants Down!

Posted by: G. Bancroft on March 11, 2008 05:12 PM

State Gives Spitzer a Dear John Letter

Governor's Going Down

Time to Split, Hypocrite Spitzer

Hypocrite Spitzer a Big-Bucks Trick

Elliot Phone Home: You're Fired




Posted by: G on March 11, 2008 05:12 PM

Spitz Swallows Pride

Posted by: G on March 11, 2008 05:11 PM

Emperor Has No Clothes

Schoolyard BUlly Whipped, by Girls

Posted by: Kevin on March 11, 2008 05:11 PM

ELIOTT "DIRTY SANCHEZ" SPITZER PROMISES TO WORK HARDER. HE"S A LITTLE BEHIND IN HIS WORK"

Posted by: V. Davies on March 11, 2008 05:11 PM

GOV REFUSES TO PULLOUT

Posted by: Patrick on March 11, 2008 05:11 PM

'THE SMALLEST SPITZER I EVER SAW'

Posted by: 339D on March 11, 2008 05:11 PM

Some possible headlines........

SPITZER ON TOP!

SPITZER IN MEETING WITH HORIZONTAL AIDES

Eliot to get the heave HO by assembly

and my favorite.......

He came, and then he went!

Posted by: Seanessey on March 11, 2008 05:11 PM

Spitzer:Time to Pull Out

Posted by: Patrick on March 11, 2008 05:10 PM

Gov Caught
Under Covers
In Prostitution
Sting!

Posted by: Ed Clements on March 11, 2008 05:09 PM

Emperor Spitzer, please rise!!!

Posted by: Meg Harrington on March 11, 2008 05:09 PM

John Done
GOP: Shove Love Gov
Checks, Texts, Sex Wreck Eliot Lech
XXX-Governor
Eliouttahere


that's all i got

Posted by: reader on March 11, 2008 05:09 PM

GOV STAYS FIRM IN DC

Posted by: Jimbo on March 11, 2008 05:09 PM

EL-I-OT the ID-I-OT!

Posted by: Tom on March 11, 2008 05:08 PM

C'mon guys!!! Enough, already!!! My butt is on the line here!!!!!

Posted by: Eliot Spitzer on March 11, 2008 05:07 PM

March Mayflower Madness

Posted by: Kenneth Zimmerman on March 11, 2008 05:07 PM


Its a Republican Setup. The Vast Right Wing conspiracy is at work again.

Don't worry Dems, this kind of stuff never hurt Bill or Teddy........

Posted by: Dik Errnow on March 11, 2008 05:06 PM

Headine for 6 year history with hookers "Ho Ho Ho"

Posted by: Alex on March 11, 2008 05:06 PM

MADAM CLOSES LEGS OPENS MOUTH

Posted by: Brad on March 11, 2008 05:05 PM

GOV: "HOOKER? I THOUGHT SHE WAS A HOLISTIC PROCTOLOGIST"

Posted by: SAM on March 11, 2008 05:05 PM

"Elliott MESS"

Posted by: jack letzer on March 11, 2008 05:05 PM

'SPIT'ZER SWALLOWS?

Posted by: Mike on March 11, 2008 05:05 PM

What I would love to see one day is the wife of the next worthless scumbag pig like Eliot Spitzer that gets caught with his pants down, attend the press conference where the sleazebag apologizes for getting caught; then halfway through she hauls off an slaps the hell out of him live on TV. That's what Silda should have done, along with all the other wives that have had to be embarrassed by guttersnipe lowlifes. Silda, take this cretin for every last penny then find a REAL MAN for yourself who truly loves you and your children.

Posted by: Julie on March 11, 2008 05:04 PM

Governor Spitzer to headline Wrestlemania 24 ....
taking on entire locker room in steel cage match.

S. Spitzer, Promoter


Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 05:04 PM

THROW DOWN… KRISTEN v. D.C. HO’s

Posted by: Jim on March 11, 2008 05:03 PM

SILDA KICKS GOV IN THE BUTT, GIVES HOOKER CONCUSION.

Posted by: Dunwoody on March 11, 2008 05:02 PM

GOV's JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN

Posted by: Brad on March 11, 2008 05:02 PM

Love Client No. 9

Posted by: Julie Ponzi on March 11, 2008 05:02 PM

OR SIMPLY .....SPITZER TRYSTER TWISTER......

Posted by: Gordon on March 11, 2008 05:02 PM

TELE-EVANGELISTS REACTION : "CAN I GET THAT WEBSITE AGAIN?"

Posted by: FJ930309 on March 11, 2008 05:02 PM

SCREWED

Posted by: tshaw on March 11, 2008 05:01 PM

Doctor Phil to Host East Coast Gov Conf.

Posted by: peter on March 11, 2008 05:01 PM

Spitzer Has HARD Sell
Hooker Reveals All

Posted by: MAXXX on March 11, 2008 05:01 PM

WET DREAM TICKET:Clinton/Spitzer

KISS 'n' (HOE)TELL

KRIS' 'n' TELL ROCKS ALBANY

ALL THE GOV'S LOVES

SPITZER SKIRTS THE LAW: CA-REAR IN JEOPARDY

CLIENT 9 RUNS OUT OF TIME

NUMBER 9, NUMBER 9, NUMBER 9, NUMBER 9

Posted by: roger barone philadelphia on March 11, 2008 05:00 PM

$1,000 per Hour?!?!

Posted by: bo on March 11, 2008 05:00 PM

Spitzer Expected To Be Indicted. Mrs. Spitzer Consults With Mrs. Bobbitt.

Posted by: AH on March 11, 2008 05:00 PM

Mr. Spitz goes to Washinton- ho ho ho

Posted by: mike g on March 11, 2008 05:00 PM

Bang, Bang, You're Outa Here

Posted by: John on March 11, 2008 05:00 PM

Spitzer not swallower

Posted by: Anony on March 11, 2008 04:59 PM

Spitzer Explanation Hard To Swallow
Unlike Spitzer- NY Not Buying It

Posted by: SLIKK on March 11, 2008 04:59 PM

UGLY PASTY MAN CONFIRMS NATION'S SUSPICION: "LOSER"

Posted by: 39300F on March 11, 2008 04:59 PM

Hillary Blames Spitzer Scandal on Obama's Lack of Experience

Posted by: tom9d on March 11, 2008 04:58 PM

seeing that he wanted to engage in a sexual act that was dubbed by the hooker's handler to be "common but not safe," the headline should be "Meet Eliot Sphincter"


Posted by: rob on March 11, 2008 04:57 PM

The Gov-Ho-ner Sins

Heave Ho

Posted by: Mark Scott on March 11, 2008 04:57 PM

LAUGHINGSTOCK SPITZER RELEGATED TO HISTORY DUSTBIN AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.

Posted by: hotsi on March 11, 2008 04:57 PM

HE WILL HO NO MO-
SPITZER DECIDES TO GO

Posted by: Jerome A on March 11, 2008 04:57 PM

IT'S GREAT TO SEE THE DEMOCRATS IN HOT WATER. THE RAT GOT WHAT HE DESERVED AND YOU CAN BET THAT ALL THE PEOPLE HE SENT TO PRISON ARE HAVING AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT. I HOPE THE BUM GETS ALL THAT'S COMING TO HIM. REST ASSURED THAT HIS PRETTY WIFE OWNS THE CLOWN.

Posted by: lance beck on March 11, 2008 04:57 PM

F--KING STEAMROLLER ?
HOW ABOUT
F--KING SCUM BAG !!!!

Posted by: PAC on March 11, 2008 04:56 PM

"Spitzer Swallows"

Posted by: romish on March 11, 2008 04:56 PM

This aint Jersey baby - it WAS with a broad ya know

Posted by: Tom on March 11, 2008 04:55 PM

Nation Discovers Spitzer's Wife Is a Milf - And Now Available

Posted by: Mike on March 11, 2008 04:55 PM

Ritz Titz Hits Spitz, Ditz Shitz & Grits

(Thanks John .. if that''s your real name :)

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 04:54 PM

HEY HO! GOV GO!

Posted by: Patrick on March 11, 2008 04:54 PM

Public to Guv: Beat it!

Posted by: dkny on March 11, 2008 04:54 PM

Back Door Gov

Gov Gets Shown the Back Door

Spitzer S$#*$ The Bed

Silly Spitzer, Hos are No Nos


Posted by: Christina on March 11, 2008 04:54 PM

Silda feels like Wilma when Hubby Bed-Rocks

Posted by: ACV on March 11, 2008 04:54 PM

Hook, Line & Spitzer

Posted by: Vin on March 11, 2008 04:53 PM

FAMILY NAME RUINED..., BUT WHAT A PIECE OF TAIL!

Posted by: Dnicv9 on March 11, 2008 04:53 PM

Love Potion #9

Posted by: Mike on March 11, 2008 04:53 PM

Spitz Gets Punked




Posted by: ciici on March 11, 2008 04:52 PM

Spitzer should have an easy time defending. It seems he used a company called QAT, Inc. to transfer payments. QAT is short for Quality Assurance Test. Spitzer was just checking the quality of the services to make sure there was full and fair disclosure to the public without excessive mark-ups. When he first found out about the $5500 an hour, he thought it was price gauging and went undercover. Attempting to still obtain the "confidential package" for $4300, the evidence will prove he was just doing research and found that the spread between the asking price and the bid price was appropriate considering the liquidity offered by the market makers. He failed to go public with the private placement since it wasn't authorized under blue sky doctrine. He will prove that it wasn't suitable for the public to find out about the concessions until he could have determined the National Best Bid / Offer and whether the number of issued and outstanding should be tightened. He'll claim that there were no unauthorized transactions and that the activity was discretionary and confidential. Last of all, he will point out that there was no insider trading and the diversification was appropriate, though the consumer did not obtain the expected results as represented and should be compensated.

Posted by: Quality Assurance Testing on March 11, 2008 04:52 PM

Well Blow Me Down!

Posted by: carmelo on March 11, 2008 04:51 PM

Gov Supports Emperors Club Stimulus Package

Posted by: RandyGov on March 11, 2008 04:51 PM

Spitzer commits suicide

Posted by: joe on March 11, 2008 04:51 PM

Slip of Hooker's Tongue Gets Her and Spitz in Deep Doo-Doo

Posted by: Bill Stanton on March 11, 2008 04:51 PM

Posh Ho Ho With Groovy Guv Dogged

Posted by: Bernie on March 11, 2008 04:51 PM

Ritz Titz Hits Spitz

Posted by: John on March 11, 2008 04:51 PM

Kindly do not touch my tax dollars, you low-life.

Posted by: jane broderick on March 11, 2008 04:50 PM

THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE HO BUSINESS

Posted by: 339D on March 11, 2008 04:50 PM

#9 you must resign

Posted by: corc on March 11, 2008 04:50 PM

GOVERNOR'S WIFE SELF ESTEEM MISSING.

Posted by: doien on March 11, 2008 04:49 PM

Gov's Rusty Trombone Play Taps

Posted by: Frank Peeno on March 11, 2008 04:49 PM

Ho Fo' Go, Ut OH !

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 04:49 PM

Spitz or swallows?

Posted by: Norton on March 11, 2008 04:49 PM

Spitzer Swallows

Posted by: Patrick on March 11, 2008 04:49 PM


HOOKER'D

Posted by: jbx on March 11, 2008 04:48 PM

Spitz Hits the Fan;
Ho Lotta Tapin' Goin' On

Posted by: Jeff on March 11, 2008 04:47 PM

Gov Gets Butt Licked, Kicked In Same Day.

Posted by: Christopher Bos on March 11, 2008 04:47 PM

THEY'RE ALL 7 DIAMONDS IN THE DARK!

Posted by: Dave Dog on March 11, 2008 04:47 PM

Spitzer: Is Spitzer going down and out?

Posted by: Ed Carangelo on March 11, 2008 04:46 PM

HO Gate

Posted by: Jerry on March 11, 2008 04:46 PM

Hardcore Love-Guv Action Lands Spitzer in the Shitzer

Posted by: Ron on March 11, 2008 04:45 PM

"But, Hillary ... Eliot did it first !!!!" - Bill

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 04:45 PM

SPITZ TRYST....????

Posted by: Gordon Elliott Elliott on March 11, 2008 04:45 PM

GOV Love Takes a shove!!

Posted by: Eliot Spitzer on March 11, 2008 04:45 PM

It's not cheating if she's flown into a different State.

Posted by: James on March 11, 2008 04:44 PM

Kristen...Kristen....Kristen The Job Away

Posted by: WRS on March 11, 2008 04:44 PM

Spitzer's Hand Caught in the Nookie Jar

Posted by: craig on March 11, 2008 04:44 PM

SLEPT WITH A HO,
HE'S GOT TO GO

(with apologies to the late Johnnie Cochran)

Posted by: Dave on March 11, 2008 04:44 PM

BY HOOKER BY CROOK

(apologies to Miami Vice episode of same name)

Posted by: Mister Man on March 11, 2008 04:44 PM

Elliott Mess - Not so Untouchable

Posted by: Scott on March 11, 2008 04:43 PM

spitzer bends over as scandal deepens

Posted by: kim horchner on March 11, 2008 04:43 PM

New York Done in by a Gubenatorial HO-DOWN!!

Posted by: Tom Scott on March 11, 2008 04:43 PM

Spitzer Will Not Swallow Resignation!

Posted by: Cuban Pete on March 11, 2008 04:43 PM

Bill Clinton Possibly Outdone; results later tonight on Drudge.

Posted by: James on March 11, 2008 04:43 PM

"Hooker Blows Spitzer's Big Chance"

Posted by: Bob Forman on March 11, 2008 04:43 PM

Spitzer -- So Homely Only Hookers Will Be With Him!

Posted by: L C L on March 11, 2008 04:43 PM

Guv Potion No. 9

Posted by: bill on March 11, 2008 04:42 PM

Holy Sheet!

Posted by: Bob Shishka on March 11, 2008 04:42 PM

Yes, I Spitz-her!

Posted by: Maddie on March 11, 2008 04:42 PM

Steamroller Runs Over Self

Posted by: Kevin on March 11, 2008 04:42 PM

Eliot Ness ... TOUCHABLE

Posted by: me on March 11, 2008 04:42 PM

Don't hate the Gov. You wish you had it like that!

Posted by: Bob Shishka on March 11, 2008 04:41 PM

Like the Paul McCartney song:

"Number 9! Number 9! Number 9! Number 9!..."

Posted by: Thetan on March 11, 2008 04:41 PM

Client 9 from Outer Space

Posted by: Rich on March 11, 2008 04:40 PM

A Ho Lotta Lovin Goin On.

Posted by: John on March 11, 2008 04:40 PM

Headless Gov Found With Topless Ho

Posted by: Timmy on March 11, 2008 04:40 PM

Out With the Dumb; In With the Blind

Posted by: PFW on March 11, 2008 04:40 PM

For Spizzle my Nizzle!

Posted by: James on March 11, 2008 04:40 PM

On His Back

Posted by: Christina on March 11, 2008 04:38 PM

The Spitz hit the Fan

Posted by: Mark on March 11, 2008 04:38 PM

Governor-Erect In DC Protitution Sting

Posted by: Bill on March 11, 2008 04:37 PM

Rudy's Looking better All the TIme

Spitz...Him Out

Posted by: JAE on March 11, 2008 04:37 PM

I'll take a blind governor over a deaf governor anyday!

Posted by: jojo on March 11, 2008 04:37 PM

Eliot Spitzer is a Left Wing "do gooder", East Coast creep (kind of redundant, I know!). He cost many innocent investors millions of dollars, especially in retirement-type funds, during the Enron, etc. media-driven "let's get'em, boys" frenzy. How? Frivilous and fraudulent lawsuits. This parasitic clown pounced on any and every fallible company. Why? Very simple. To make a political name for his scuzzy ambitions. Well, Guv, you are well known now. I sincerely hope they hang you, mother fu88kr!!

Posted by: rgo on March 11, 2008 04:37 PM

Inevitably .. it will have to be ...

Spitz Quits

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 04:37 PM

Spitzer Hiring Interns: $1000 an Hour

Posted by: Ron on March 11, 2008 04:37 PM

Will the real George Fox please stand at attention

Posted by: RandyGov on March 11, 2008 04:36 PM

Spitz on the Fritz!

Impeach for Breech!

The Emperor Has No Ho's!

Posted by: Kenneth Zimmerman on March 11, 2008 04:36 PM

Gov. Spitzer indicted for what single, and
separated, and widowed, and divorced, and
people, are trying to signal, as it were,
semaphore the news about non-married people, where they are, what they are trying to do, and how they could be contacted.

Posted by: michael clare on March 11, 2008 04:36 PM

Spitz Hits Ditz, Quits

Posted by: Bill S on March 11, 2008 04:35 PM

SPITZER TO BE HILLARY'S RUNNING MATE!!!

Posted by: Tom on March 11, 2008 04:35 PM

NY Eats 'em Up...Spitzer Out!

Posted by: John Frank on March 11, 2008 04:35 PM

Ho, Ho, Ho, Eliot to go?

Posted by: Jim on March 11, 2008 04:35 PM

From Mayflower Madam to Mayflower Gov way to go New York.

Posted by: Mayflower Gov on March 11, 2008 04:34 PM

Spitzer Hitz-her!

Posted by: Daniel Zelman on March 11, 2008 04:34 PM

SPITZER DEFLOWERED AT THE MAYFLOWER

Posted by: Joey on March 11, 2008 04:33 PM

SAY GOODNIGHT TO THE BAD GUY!

Posted by: Bob on March 11, 2008 04:33 PM

SPITZER AMERICA'S LOVE IDOL!!!

Posted by: JJ on March 11, 2008 04:32 PM

DC SEX WORKERS OUTRAGED AT GOV'S NEED TO IMPORT OUT-OF-STATE TRAMPS

Posted by: Abe Frohman on March 11, 2008 04:32 PM

Take off on Beatle's song (Love Potion Number 9!)
Luv Client Number 9!
or
Guv, Client Number 9!

Posted by: Norm on March 11, 2008 04:31 PM

Gov Has Ace In The Hole!

Posted by: John on March 11, 2008 04:30 PM

Start Spreadin' The Legs

Posted by: Seth on March 11, 2008 04:30 PM

Gov's DNA Found in Room 871

Posted by: Timmy on March 11, 2008 04:30 PM

Love Gov wants rubber match;
not one-grand one-nite stand


Posted by: George on March 11, 2008 04:29 PM

Don't wear anything........complicated!

Posted by: John on March 11, 2008 04:29 PM


Tart KOs
Tort King

Posted by: Franco on March 11, 2008 04:29 PM

Spitz Happens!!

Posted by: Anne on March 11, 2008 04:29 PM

Spitz's March Madness!!

Spitz's Hooker Mania!

Spitz Gets Hooked!!

Posted by: Kenneth Zimmerman on March 11, 2008 04:29 PM

If the Trysts fit...Spitz must Quit!

Posted by: kelly keating on March 11, 2008 04:29 PM

Spitz' Swallows His Pride and Steps Down

Posted by: Lance on March 11, 2008 04:26 PM






1-Spitzer's Nuts For Kristen
2-The Governor's Ball
3-Spitzer's Not A Stand Guy
4-Spitzer Your No Bill Clinton....Monica

Posted by: Charlie Crosby on March 11, 2008 04:26 PM

Spitzer gets Bull-HOsed

Posted by: Brian on March 11, 2008 04:25 PM

Spitzer: I DID NOT PAY FOR THAT WOMAN!!!

Posted by: Jim on March 11, 2008 04:24 PM

CORNHOLED!

Posted by: DoubleWide on March 11, 2008 04:23 PM

GOV OVERPAYS FOR ESCORT

Posted by: Leroy on March 11, 2008 04:23 PM

From Pataki to Bukake

Posted by: Seth on March 11, 2008 04:23 PM

Spitz Ho Pro

Ho Ho Ho!!

By Hook or Crook!!

Spitz Hopocrisy!

Posted by: Kenneth Zimmerman on March 11, 2008 04:22 PM

March Madness at the Mayflower

Posted by: TIM on March 11, 2008 04:22 PM

Elliot: ET Phone Ho

Posted by: Seth on March 11, 2008 04:21 PM

GOV PAYS CASH FOR YOUNG WOMEN

Posted by: Bill on March 11, 2008 04:20 PM

Politically Erect!

Posted by: Seth on March 11, 2008 04:19 PM

Lonesome Gov

Posted by: repstew on March 11, 2008 04:19 PM

Reporter : "Governor Spitzer ? You've been caught paying thousands of dollars for hookers over several years, bringing shame and disgrace on your family and all those that trusted you. What are you gonna do now ?"

Spitz : "I'm goin' to the Chicken Ranch !"

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 04:19 PM

blue light special on aisle 9

Posted by: ray cesareo on March 11, 2008 04:17 PM

FED STING BRINGS GOV TO HIS KNEES!!!

Posted by: Joe on March 11, 2008 04:17 PM

High & Mighty Gov--Down & Dirty Love

Posted by: David Coffey on March 11, 2008 04:17 PM

Pimp My Governor

Posted by: Seth on March 11, 2008 04:17 PM

When the phone rings at 3 AM, Who's gonna answer Spitz's boot Call...

Posted by: Brian B on March 11, 2008 04:17 PM

Spitzer
Screwed

Posted by: naftali on March 11, 2008 04:16 PM

LOVE POTION NUMBER 9

Posted by: SMK on March 11, 2008 04:16 PM

Then - FORD TO CITY: DROP DEAD

Now - SPITZ to DC: GIVE HEAD

Posted by: arb on March 11, 2008 04:16 PM

Spitzer's Probe Targetted

Posted by: dj on March 11, 2008 04:15 PM

Whoreable Day for Governor!!!

Posted by: JT on March 11, 2008 04:14 PM

Shame on You Spitzer! Beautiful wife and kids at home while you ching-a-ling-chang with some street trash thing! Spit on that! Then you did the dirty deed, trying to take down Bruno! Ah Huh, It back fired just as your dum -ss knew it would. Now go home and read a book or something because nobody can even trust you anymore! Worried sick if you are going to get jail time! Treat you just like you treated the others you took down, What! You go 6years + Client9 = 69 and did you go down on her or them you are what you eat -ussy! Scared as -ell now! Don't worry if you go down ain't nothing but love in jail and thats going to get ya!! They wil be calling for you as a B----itch!

Posted by: Steph on March 11, 2008 04:13 PM

Spitzer Swallows

Posted by: Mike C on March 11, 2008 04:13 PM

SPITZ
HER

Posted by: George Fox on March 11, 2008 04:12 PM

Eliot Mess!

Posted by: Scott on March 11, 2008 04:12 PM

New eBay Listing : 10,000 Governor of New York Business Cards, slightly used / white'd out.

High Bidder : D. Paterson, Albany, N.Y @ $69.00

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 04:11 PM

Love Potion #9

Posted by: dj watts on March 11, 2008 04:11 PM

Spitzer Going Down!

Posted by: GetInTheTruck on March 11, 2008 04:11 PM

Splitzville?: (Ex?)-Goober Leaves Wife for Shady Lady?

Posted by: L. Boom on March 11, 2008 04:10 PM

Oh HO He Didn't!

Posted by: Tony on March 11, 2008 04:10 PM

1-Spitzer's Nuts For Kriston
2-The Governor's Ball
3-Spitzer's Not A Stand Up Guy
4-Spitzer Your No Bill Clinton...Monica









Posted by: Charlie Crosby on March 11, 2008 04:09 PM

Eliott "splits-her"

Come to Eliott's place "parking in the rear"

Eliott its the clinic on line #9!


Posted by: Vinny on March 11, 2008 04:09 PM

John Dough

Posted by: NotMe on March 11, 2008 04:09 PM

Hi HO Hi Ho its off to DC we go Ho!

Posted by: Susan on March 11, 2008 04:08 PM

ARTICLE 9 to shot down Client 9
ARTICLE 9
of
New York State

Constitution


. Powers and duties of legislature; home rule powers of local governments; statute of local governments


Posted by: brooklyn and i on March 11, 2008 04:08 PM

Spitzer: From Landslide to Scandalcide

Posted by: David Coffey on March 11, 2008 04:07 PM

Gov Likes it raw.

Spitz Swallows Pride

Posted by: PinkCattie on March 11, 2008 04:07 PM

SPITZER APPROVAL RATING SOARS!!!

Posted by: JIMBO on March 11, 2008 04:06 PM

Justice is Blind and So Is The New Governor.

Posted by: Seth on March 11, 2008 04:05 PM

POST EXCLUSIVE: SHE SPITZ!!!

Posted by: The Truth on March 11, 2008 04:05 PM

"Eliot Mess"

Posted by: John on March 11, 2008 04:05 PM

What a Putz!!!

Posted by: jeffp on March 11, 2008 04:04 PM

Screw loose-Ho No

Posted by: Susan on March 11, 2008 04:04 PM

GOV GOES UNDERCOVER TO NAB ESCORT SERVICE!!!

Posted by: JT on March 11, 2008 04:04 PM

Help Wanted -Apply at NY gov's office

Posted by: Susan on March 11, 2008 04:03 PM

This is my truth -
I AM A HORNY AMERICAN!

Posted by: zimpapa on March 11, 2008 04:02 PM

NY State's Special Prostitutor

Posted by: Lisa on March 11, 2008 04:02 PM

The Emperor Has No Clothes!

Posted by: Robo on March 11, 2008 04:02 PM

Gov Spitz a HO

Posted by: PinkCattie on March 11, 2008 04:01 PM

Spitzer Commemorates 10th Anniversary of Lewinsky Scandal!!!

Posted by: Jimbo on March 11, 2008 04:00 PM

Eliot Hears a Ho (Sorry, Horton)

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 04:00 PM

Spitzer thinks with wrong head!

Posted by: Susan on March 11, 2008 04:00 PM

WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN!!!

Posted by: Joe on March 11, 2008 03:59 PM

Elliot and the Emperor's New Hos

Posted by: David Coffey on March 11, 2008 03:59 PM

CLIENT 9 UN-SHEATHED

Posted by: Marlene on March 11, 2008 03:56 PM

GOVERNERSHIP
BLOWN AWAY
BY SEX SCANDAL:

Get the Skinny
On Spitzer Scandal



Posted by: JOE on March 11, 2008 03:56 PM

GOV GOES FOR A RIDE IN THE MAYFLOWER

JOHN SPITZER

GOV HANGS HIMSELF WITH A WHITE ROPE

Posted by: TonyXL on March 11, 2008 03:56 PM

Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Spitzmas

Posted by: Susan on March 11, 2008 03:55 PM

Pimp My Gov!

Posted by: AttorneyRob on March 11, 2008 03:55 PM

if he doesnt resign by tonight it should read
SPITZ WAITING GAME DRIVES NY CRAZY


Posted by: joeNY on March 11, 2008 03:54 PM

Spitzer Swallows Pride

Posted by: p on March 11, 2008 03:54 PM

Client 9 missile to shot down spitzer bilding

Posted by: brooklyn and i on March 11, 2008 03:53 PM

OHHHHHHH, Eliot!!!

Posted by: Pat on March 11, 2008 03:52 PM

ELIOuT

Posted by: NotMe on March 11, 2008 03:51 PM

Big Apple Spitz Hoe Down

Posted by: JeffT on March 11, 2008 03:51 PM

titz sir?

Posted by: me on March 11, 2008 03:50 PM

Bareback Governer Exposed!!

Posted by: Marlene on March 11, 2008 03:50 PM

SPITZER DISSES NYC Screws HO in DC

Posted by: Jman on March 11, 2008 03:50 PM

Eliot Mess

Posted by: Nick on March 11, 2008 03:48 PM

You'd think he was from jersey!!!

Posted by: jeffp on March 11, 2008 03:48 PM

Since nobody else wants to ask ........

Where's Kristen ?

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 03:47 PM

9-11 FOR Client 9

IT JUST TAKE MORE THAN 20 MIN FOR THE SPITZER BILDING TO COME DWON

Posted by: brooklyn and i on March 11, 2008 03:46 PM

Spitzer Swallowed

Posted by: Nick on March 11, 2008 03:45 PM

The Semenroller

Posted by: Tom O'Brien on March 11, 2008 03:44 PM


Hookergate

Posted by: Mary on March 11, 2008 03:44 PM

AROGANT DICTATOR GOES DOWN IN $PITZ-SHAME

Posted by: joeNY on March 11, 2008 03:43 PM

HOLY SPITZ!

Posted by: salmon on March 11, 2008 03:43 PM

HIS KINGDOM FOR A _HORE

Posted by: Ron on March 11, 2008 03:41 PM

Big Apple Gov' Bites Apple in Eden

Posted by: Jeff Taplett on March 11, 2008 03:41 PM

Tainted Gov

Posted by: MJV on March 11, 2008 03:36 PM

GovernWhore!

Posted by: Chris on March 11, 2008 03:36 PM

Spitzer Swallows Pride

Posted by: Amber on March 11, 2008 03:35 PM

Elliot's Mess

Posted by: c.l on March 11, 2008 03:33 PM

Now on DVD : Gov's Gone Wild !!!

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 03:33 PM

Spitz- er Swollows?

Posted by: brian on March 11, 2008 03:33 PM

Gov't swallows Gov. Spitzer on prostitution chargers.

Posted by: phillip gilliam on March 11, 2008 03:31 PM

Gov claims it was only an undercover sting!

Posted by: Walter Rubin on March 11, 2008 03:31 PM

Hooked on Hookers!

Posted by: Timothy Mahoney on March 11, 2008 03:31 PM

Un MANN-ly Act

Posted by: dkny on March 11, 2008 03:31 PM

HO! HO! HO!
NOW GO! GO! GO!

Posted by: Popenguin on March 11, 2008 03:30 PM

Hey !!!! The NASDAQ is UP ...... 69 points.

Think Wall Street is trying to send Eliot a message ?

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 03:30 PM

Not-so-happy ending for spitzer.

or

No. 9 like to pay for position no. 69

Posted by: phillip gilliam on March 11, 2008 03:29 PM

Untouchable no more!

Posted by: Walter Rubin on March 11, 2008 03:28 PM

"Our Governor can beat up your Governor" - California 2005

"Our Governor can ...... Hmmmmm ..... Import High-Priced Hookers ???" - New York 2008

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 03:28 PM

WHO CARES ABOUT THE MANN ACT?
SUPPORT HOOKERS---
BUY NEW YORK FIRST

Posted by: Mickey on March 11, 2008 03:28 PM

SPITZ GOES A'TYRSTEN - FEDS GO A'LISTEN'N

Posted by: Chuck Vollmoeller on March 11, 2008 03:27 PM

The Emperor State of Disgrace

Posted by: tim mahoney on March 11, 2008 03:27 PM

Mr. Spitzer are you hiding a prostitute in your ear?

Posted by: Gary on March 11, 2008 03:24 PM

ELIOT APOLOGIZES: "MY BED"


Posted by: Billy Crystal on March 11, 2008 03:24 PM

Hello Gov. Spitzer?
It's KARMA calling.

Posted by: Terri on March 11, 2008 03:23 PM

Fatal Attraction - The Sequel

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 03:21 PM

Governor S'Fink'zer!!

Posted by: John R on March 11, 2008 03:21 PM

69% OF THE VOTE... NOW THIS!

Posted by: Doug Swanson on March 11, 2008 03:18 PM

Embedded With The Governor

Posted by: Greg C. on March 11, 2008 03:16 PM

High Stakes - Big Mistakes

Posted by: eric on March 11, 2008 03:16 PM

Feds: Spitz Was Inches From Being Client #1

Posted by: Russ on March 11, 2008 03:16 PM

As close to the whitehouse as he'll ever get


Posted by: Eric on March 11, 2008 03:14 PM

BOBBIN’ IN BROOKLYN WITH MADAM TEMEKA

Posted by: Jim on March 11, 2008 03:14 PM

NESS SAYS BOOTY CAPTURED

Posted by: ralph on March 11, 2008 03:13 PM

Are all these women doing a Tammy Wynette, "Stand By Your Man" It has become the norma for a very old adage. Men cheat, simple not a whole lot to that. The more powerful the more they cheat. Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, Jesse Jackson and other insidious men who cannot seem to keep their genitals to and for the pleasure of their spouses.

Posted by: Bright on March 11, 2008 03:12 PM

ELIOTT GOT THE BOOTY

Posted by: Ralph on March 11, 2008 03:10 PM

Eliot's Love Potion #9

Posted by: Mark on March 11, 2008 03:10 PM

No Happy Ending for Spitzer!

Posted by: Marc on March 11, 2008 03:10 PM

GEORGE FOX LIKES IT NASTY

Posted by: Kris on March 11, 2008 03:10 PM

Got Hooked!

Posted by: Mike Troha on March 11, 2008 03:09 PM

Guv Fingered By Hooker

Posted by: Russ on March 11, 2008 03:08 PM

MAYFLOWER…HOTEL FOR HO’S

Posted by: JOE on March 11, 2008 03:07 PM

LOVE GUV?! - UGH!!!

Posted by: CARL D. BIRMAN on March 11, 2008 03:06 PM

SILDA......RUN !!!!!

Posted by: Get Away on March 11, 2008 03:05 PM

The Emperor Has no Clothes


Love Potion # 9

Elliot Mess

Posted by: E Robert on March 11, 2008 03:04 PM

NESSTY
BOY!

Posted by: Ralph on March 11, 2008 03:04 PM

KRISTEN'S 4K ANSWER: I have a way of dealing with that...

Posted by: James on March 11, 2008 03:04 PM

Albany Reformer starts with himself

Posted by: Eric on March 11, 2008 03:04 PM

Now Serving #9

Posted by: Russ on March 11, 2008 03:03 PM

LOVE TRAIN NUMBER 9

Posted by: Conductor on March 11, 2008 03:03 PM

Eliot Mess

Posted by: Linda on March 11, 2008 03:03 PM

Hook(er), Line & Spitzer

Posted by: NJBob on March 11, 2008 03:00 PM

WITNESS FOR THE PROSTITUTION

HOOKED

THE RIMSHOT HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD

DIAMONDS ARE THE GOV'S BEST FRIEND

Posted by: Turd Furgeson on March 11, 2008 02:59 PM

KRISTEN: HE SPITZ ON ME

Posted by: Jenny on March 11, 2008 02:58 PM

Hey Lynn..shut ur mouth..he may not be much but he's mine. Why were you on his payroll for so long and why did you call him #9?

Posted by: Silda on March 11, 2008 02:58 PM

Imus to Gov. "Say Hoe, use a Hoe, either way you lose your job."

Posted by: Spanky on March 11, 2008 02:57 PM

The Low-Down on Gov's Ho-Down

Posted by: EllenInFL on March 11, 2008 02:54 PM

Stop-Pross Order

Posted by: Jake Beideck on March 11, 2008 02:53 PM

AT LEAST IT WAS WITH A WOMAN

Posted by: NORML on March 11, 2008 02:53 PM

6 years Client #9, You Go 69!

Posted by: Stephanie on March 11, 2008 02:51 PM

Nothing like some Ho Ho's and a Spritzer

Posted by: jl on March 11, 2008 02:50 PM

A Spritzer and a little SEX

Posted by: JL on March 11, 2008 02:49 PM

Big Brother is always watching, even the Pimp's n' Ho's!

Posted by: Lynn on March 11, 2008 02:47 PM

Spitzer the Quitzer

Posted by: MountVernon on March 11, 2008 02:46 PM

Political Sewercide !

Posted by: EllenInFL on March 11, 2008 02:44 PM

Feds Spitzing on # 9

Posted by: JohnB on March 11, 2008 02:41 PM

Eliot: Out With A Bang!

Posted by: donaldinks on March 11, 2008 02:41 PM

GUV RUBBED THE WRONG WAY

Posted by: RJK on March 11, 2008 02:39 PM

ELLIOT MESS

Posted by: BobFromCT on March 11, 2008 02:38 PM

FEDS SPANK SPITZER

ONE AND DONE

GOVERNOR SPANKERNATOR

GOV TRADES POSITIONS

LITTLE HEAD 1, BIG HEAD 0

Posted by: Greg on March 11, 2008 02:35 PM

His wife looks like Jennifer Aniston; what was he thinking?

Posted by: Paul on March 11, 2008 02:34 PM

Gov potion #9

Posted by: Rob on March 11, 2008 02:30 PM

#69 isn't BEEF and BROCCOLI

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 11, 2008 02:29 PM

Spitzer pressured to resign, George Fox for Governor!

Posted by: George Fox the 9th on March 11, 2008 02:27 PM

Spitz or Swallows?

Posted by: Kerry Kinney on March 11, 2008 02:25 PM

He's not such a bad guy..just ugly.

Posted by: Bill Klinton on March 11, 2008 02:23 PM

Eliot Spit-n-Slap her.

Posted by: pat on March 11, 2008 02:20 PM

SPITZER QUITS TO BECOME AMBASSADOR TO COSTA RICA

Posted by: Tom on March 11, 2008 02:16 PM

spitz tap wire #9

Posted by: flush on March 11, 2008 02:14 PM

Spitz-ER-Swallows!

Posted by: A.C.H.. on March 11, 2008 02:10 PM

NY to Spitz: "No sloppy seconds for us. You have to go!"

Posted by: William on March 11, 2008 02:07 PM

Eliot Spitz'er Swallows?

Posted by: JB on March 11, 2008 02:05 PM

OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN!!!!!!

Posted by: gfu on March 11, 2008 02:05 PM

Ho says No! to Eliot's Mess

Posted by: lol kidding on March 11, 2008 02:04 PM

Up Spitz creek

Posted by: Dave on March 11, 2008 02:04 PM

Gov. Spitzer you have a call on Line 9

Posted by: Jill on March 11, 2008 02:03 PM

Spitzer's goose is cooked, his salad is tossed,and it's time for his final meal

Posted by: Bill S on March 11, 2008 02:03 PM

D'oh!

Posted by: Nanci on March 11, 2008 02:02 PM

"Lord of the Sex Rings"

Posted by: Allie Abrams-Downey on March 11, 2008 02:01 PM

Will the wife pull a "Heather Mills" on him?

Posted by: jen on March 11, 2008 02:00 PM

DAY 435: It's All Over

Posted by: TJ on March 11, 2008 02:00 PM

HOOKED ON HO’s

Posted by: Jones on March 11, 2008 01:59 PM

Spitzer's Trimin' the Budget!

Posted by: michael barre on March 11, 2008 01:58 PM

At Least He's Not Gay!

Posted by: MMM on March 11, 2008 01:57 PM

elliot no longer on top


Posted by: jah on March 11, 2008 01:56 PM

Ho'riffic!

Posted by: glenn garry on March 11, 2008 01:54 PM

HO HO HO...you been a bad goverwhore....

Posted by: Santa Claus on March 11, 2008 01:53 PM

Elliot wishes ET didnt phone the Feds

Posted by: Bobby on March 11, 2008 01:53 PM

Naughty Number 9! Now The Statehouse Rocks!

Posted by: KenFromCalifornia on March 11, 2008 01:52 PM

No Happy Ending For Gov. Spitzer

Posted by: Greg Cheeseman on March 11, 2008 01:51 PM

Eliot Spitzer-The Impotent Sheriff of Wall Street

Posted by: Marilyn Rick on March 11, 2008 01:50 PM

Hey Gov...why are you using MY name?!

Posted by: George Fox on March 11, 2008 01:50 PM

the Spits has hit the fan now!!!!

Posted by: tim killeen on March 11, 2008 01:50 PM

AIG, Wall Street Bounce Back

Posted by: ApprxAm on March 11, 2008 01:50 PM

Slip. Squirt. Fall.; Gov't Caught In FBI Probe

Posted by: ApprxAm on March 11, 2008 01:48 PM

Going, Going, John!

Posted by: Matthew L on March 11, 2008 01:46 PM

McGreevy Proves It Could've Been Worse: Conn Gov Next

Posted by: ApprxAm on March 11, 2008 01:45 PM

SPITZER'S WASHINGTON SHUTTLE BROUGHT DOWN BY HO-RING FAILURE

Posted by: tuck189 on March 11, 2008 01:44 PM

Spitzer is Screwed!

Posted by: Karan on March 11, 2008 01:44 PM

No. 9 Drops 4300 in 871

Posted by: Paul Arvanitidis on March 11, 2008 01:44 PM

Text Message to Client 9: "Time to resign"

Posted by: davidh on March 11, 2008 01:42 PM

"Ho"lier than thou??

Posted by: Franny on March 11, 2008 01:40 PM

The Emperor's State

Posted by: dizz on March 11, 2008 01:39 PM

Governors & politians & Presidents have done these lewd acts since man came into existense, it is that we are in an 'information age', where no one is immune to their own privacy...from hearsays to wiretaps & pics....we cannot have a private life...Governor was better off to go to Vegas, where it is legal...but if was going to use 'tax-payers monies', then i should of gotten 'laid' also...well Elliott, njoy the divorce from family and public's eye...

Posted by: Anonymous on March 11, 2008 01:39 PM

Spitzer or Schpritzer?

Ohvay Elliot!!!!

Spritzer uses little head instead of big head.

Posted by: Forgeguy36 on March 11, 2008 01:39 PM

"Eliot Mess!!"

Posted by: Ileger on March 11, 2008 01:38 PM

Owned!

Posted by: Only in NY on March 11, 2008 01:37 PM

Hey, Gov ...are you in, or are you out? Even Kristen doesn't know for sure!

Posted by: mike08exdem on March 11, 2008 01:36 PM

Elliot does not win the Prostitution Ring Election. He comes in as Client # 9.

Posted by: Mike R. on March 11, 2008 01:36 PM

Say it ain't, Ho! Say it ain't, Ho!

Or

Spitzer changes name
Elliot "JOHN" Spitzer


Posted by: Sammy R. on March 11, 2008 01:34 PM

SPITZER COMES CLEAN
Gov. shows he really is a Clinton disciple

Posted by: Giuseppe on March 11, 2008 01:32 PM

Oh Ho HE Didn't!

Posted by: Hazel on March 11, 2008 01:31 PM

Love Potion #9 includes some negative consequences

Posted by: John on March 11, 2008 01:30 PM

Big Boy - Client 9 incher!

Posted by: kristen on March 11, 2008 01:29 PM

GOOD COP TURNED BAD COP!

HE BOUGHT A THRILL, CAN HE BUY A JOB?

RING OF PAIN: PROSTITUTION RING CAUSES GREAT PAIN FOR GOV.

Posted by: Dan M on March 11, 2008 01:29 PM


F'ing Jackhammer!

Posted by: Dude on March 11, 2008 01:22 PM

HO BOY...the job is mine!!

Posted by: David Patterson on March 11, 2008 01:22 PM

LOVE GOVERNOR NUMBER 9

Posted by: Nikki on March 11, 2008 01:22 PM

Spitzer or swallower?

Posted by: justin on March 11, 2008 01:21 PM

Ho SPITzers N.Y. Gov. from job!

Posted by: michael on March 11, 2008 01:20 PM

Eliott blows job!

Posted by: patsy on March 11, 2008 01:19 PM

Number 9, Number 9, Number 9....

Posted by: Bob's Your Uncle on March 11, 2008 01:19 PM

Spitzer succumbs to lizard brain instincts

Posted by: Paul on March 11, 2008 01:19 PM


SWAPPIN' SPITZ with HER

Posted by: GameScribe on March 11, 2008 01:19 PM

"Best little whorehouse from taxes"

Posted by: Kevin DiStasio on March 11, 2008 01:18 PM

Democrat Family Values!

Posted by: buster on March 11, 2008 01:18 PM

Ho Hum....He'll Get Off.

Posted by: Greg From Brooklyn on March 11, 2008 01:17 PM

spitzer in a Pinch-HER

Posted by: The R on March 11, 2008 01:17 PM

how can you,hic,be so stupid? hic..lets have a drink..hic...I'll drive

Posted by: TED KENNEDY on March 11, 2008 01:16 PM

Elliot MESS!

Posted by: Ann M. on March 11, 2008 01:15 PM

1. Eliot uses all 9 lives

Posted by: Silda S. on March 11, 2008 01:14 PM

Crazy like a fox ...

Posted by: GingerBarr on March 11, 2008 01:14 PM

Eliott..Im behind you all the way!

Posted by: Jim McGreevy on March 11, 2008 01:14 PM


ELLIOT MESS!

Posted by: Pamela Droste on March 11, 2008 01:14 PM

Luv Gov to Rule Rikers

Posted by: Mike B. on March 11, 2008 01:12 PM

Eliott..you forgot sumthin

Posted by: #10 on March 11, 2008 01:11 PM

NOT ON MY DRESS YOU DONT

Posted by: Kristen Lewinsky on March 11, 2008 01:10 PM

SPITZER TO FEDS: DON'T TELL ON ME!

WALL STREET CHUCKLES OVER GOV'S HUSTLE

Posted by: Dan M on March 11, 2008 01:09 PM

No longer on top


Posted by: Dave on March 11, 2008 01:09 PM

Spitzer Swallows His Pride
Giuliani Slams Spitzer's Excessive Spending to Cheat on Wife


Posted by: Lisa on March 11, 2008 01:09 PM

Spitzer in a pincher,

Posted by: The R on March 11, 2008 01:08 PM

Careful Eliott, that be my sister

Posted by: Al Shaprton on March 11, 2008 01:06 PM

April Fools, Oh wait it is still March!

Posted by: Jose F. on March 11, 2008 01:06 PM

"ELIOTT'S WHORENDOUS EXPERIENCE"

Posted by: Ralph Hahn on March 11, 2008 01:05 PM

Guv has a new name....Elliot Spritzer!

Posted by: Elliot Ness on March 11, 2008 01:05 PM

Train to Ho ville

Posted by: Dr. Seuss on March 11, 2008 01:04 PM

Eliot's Nest

Posted by: sam erickson on March 11, 2008 01:04 PM

The Empirer's No Clothes

or perhaps:
Spitzer: "anyone you can do, I can do better"


Posted by: Not Ellio Spitzer on March 11, 2008 01:03 PM

McGreevy tells Eliott: its all behind you now

Posted by: mrs mcgreevey on March 11, 2008 01:03 PM

PEOPLE: APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED! YOU'RE OUT!

SUCCESS TO FAILURE - ALL IN A NIGHT'S WORK.

Posted by: Dan M. on March 11, 2008 01:02 PM

At least he asked for a NY HO

Posted by: sadr ar on March 11, 2008 01:02 PM

SPITZ-er SWALLOWS Pride

Elliot's Mess

Posted by: Drew Bledsoe on March 11, 2008 01:02 PM

preserve, protect, and defend the prostitution of the State of New York ...

Posted by: mjb on March 11, 2008 01:01 PM

THANKS!!!

Posted by: DAVE PATTERSON on March 11, 2008 01:01 PM

There's plenty of ho in Santa Spitzer's bag

Posted by: Mark on March 11, 2008 01:01 PM

WHAT GOES AROUND HO'S AROUND.

Posted by: HOWARD SOLOMON on March 11, 2008 01:01 PM

ELIOTT's SPRITZER FIZZLES !!

Posted by: MICHAEL on March 11, 2008 01:01 PM

"Dudley Do-Right's Downfall"

Posted by: Frank on March 11, 2008 01:00 PM

There ho's your job!

Posted by: jack on March 11, 2008 12:58 PM

Mama, Look who's comin to dinner?

Rabbi To Perform Second Bris on Eliot

Eliot, Cigars and that ho Kristen

Eliot Scores a Home Run (and then some)

Haggling Eliot scores a homer

Ho Bummer, Eliot is a john

Former Guv to appear with Ron Jeremy in next adult film, Mayflower Mysteries

Posted by: New Yorker in Charlotte on March 11, 2008 12:58 PM

Love Client #9

Posted by: Not Elliot Spitzer on March 11, 2008 12:58 PM

THE STEAMROLLER THAT COULDNT

Posted by: MRS SPITZER on March 11, 2008 12:58 PM

NY LOTTO PICK ONE:

ELLIOT SPITZER: DR STRANGE-GOV

SPITZER RUNS EMPIRE STATE FROM EMPEROR'S CLUB

ELLIOT "ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME" SPITZER

FEDS INDICT SPITZER IN DIAL-A-HO DEAL

LOVE POTION FOR CLIENT NO. 9

SPITZER REMAINS IN OFFICE: CUTS HO BUDGET BY 100%

Posted by: Lefty7 on March 11, 2008 12:58 PM

Welcome to "Hooker-gate"

Posted by: David Viscusi on March 11, 2008 12:57 PM

The Gov and the Mayflower Mademoiselle


Posted by: Spokes Model on March 11, 2008 12:56 PM

ELIOTT...IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?

Posted by: KRISTEN SPITZERI on March 11, 2008 12:56 PM

My Expensive Valentine!

Posted by: mary on March 11, 2008 12:54 PM

Mayflower Madam!

Posted by: Brenda on March 11, 2008 12:54 PM

Turns Out He's Full of Shitza'

Posted by: jeffp on March 11, 2008 12:53 PM

TRYST'N WITH KRISTEN...!

Posted by: James on March 11, 2008 12:53 PM

From "Eliot-Ness" to "Eliot-pays-4-sex"

Posted by: Kate White on March 11, 2008 12:52 PM

EX-GOVERNWHORE

Posted by: Ed Gardo on March 11, 2008 12:51 PM

SPITZER GETS STEAMROLLED BY LATE NIGHT BOOTY CALL

Posted by: mitch on March 11, 2008 12:51 PM

Eliot Loves Leather

Prisoner # 9

Eliot's Spritz

Eliot and the Blue Dress

Who'd want to grind that?

Posted by: New Yorker in Charlotte on March 11, 2008 12:51 PM

HO DOWN IN DC

Posted by: Elliot Spitzer on March 11, 2008 12:51 PM

Spitz or Swallows?

Posted by: Brad on March 11, 2008 12:51 PM

Here's a few.

HYPOCRIT OF THE YEAR?

ELLIOT THE HYPOCRIT!

THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES..AND NO JOB NOW?

EMPEROR CLUB BUST-ED!

SPIT IT OUT - APOLOGIZE AGAIN!

WIFE SPITZ ON SPITZER! DIVORCE LIKELY...

GOOD GOV HAS BEEN A BAD BOY.

GOV FLIRTING WITH DISASTER!

YOU WANNA PLAY, YOU GOTTA PAY!
$4K, THAT IS..AND YOUR CAREER!








Posted by: dan on March 11, 2008 12:51 PM

SARKOZY TO SPITZER: "FEH!"

Posted by: jeff on March 11, 2008 12:50 PM

Patterson, the happiest guy in Albany

Posted by: K D on March 11, 2008 12:49 PM

The Spitz hits the fan!

Posted by: Christine on March 11, 2008 12:49 PM

Spitzer goes out with a bang!

Posted by: Tom Rojan on March 11, 2008 12:49 PM

Eliot's Dirty Laundry

Eliot's Dirty Dancin'

Sex, Lies, and Where's the Audio-Tape

Eliot's Next Stop, Paris Hilton

Eliot finds McGreavey, Love-Everlasting

Look Who's Cuming to Town

Posted by: New Yorker in Charlotte on March 11, 2008 12:48 PM

ONE FOR THE MONEY, TWO FOR THE HO !

Posted by: Wun Hung Lo on March 11, 2008 12:48 PM

I'm A Steamy roller!

Posted by: ANGEL on March 11, 2008 12:47 PM

SHE HAD THE WHITEST TEETH IVE EVER COME ACROSS

Posted by: Ben Dover on March 11, 2008 12:46 PM

I (Heart) NY (For a $1K an Hour)

Posted by: Andrew on March 11, 2008 12:45 PM

NY Ho-Down!

Posted by: Ginger on March 11, 2008 12:45 PM

I never left her behind

Posted by: NEVER LEFT HER BEHIND on March 11, 2008 12:44 PM

PAY FOR PLAY, PART II

Posted by: Michael Blum on March 11, 2008 12:44 PM

HERE WE HO AGAIN!!!!!

Posted by: Frank Smith on March 11, 2008 12:44 PM

ELLIOT...PHONE HO!!!!!

Posted by: Rob on March 11, 2008 12:42 PM

IDIOT!

Posted by: mg on March 11, 2008 12:42 PM

BIG BUCKS FROM A DUMB DUCK

Posted by: IMA A. HORN on March 11, 2008 12:41 PM

SPITZ SWALLOWS!

Posted by: Client #9 on March 11, 2008 12:39 PM

She's a hooker? And I thought I was doing so well....

Posted by: Dave on March 11, 2008 12:38 PM

ELLIOTS ROAD TRIP

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 11, 2008 12:37 PM

CRAZY LIKE A FOX

Posted by: Peter on March 11, 2008 12:36 PM

Mayflower Madman

Posted by: BR on March 11, 2008 12:36 PM

HUBRIS, THOU NAME ART SPITZER

Posted by: Keith Milligan on March 11, 2008 12:36 PM

Bruno wins!

Posted by: belle on March 11, 2008 12:34 PM

safe sex?

Posted by: hpace on March 11, 2008 12:34 PM

$4000 dollars to kick boots

Posted by: hpace on March 11, 2008 12:31 PM

Headlines re Spitzer/prostitution ring

Love Potion #9

Spitzer comes clean admits to screwing more than just Wall St.

Spitz and swallows hard news

Posted by: John on March 11, 2008 12:31 PM

Whine Spitzer!

Posted by: S Matthews on March 11, 2008 12:30 PM

Headlines re Spitzer/prostitution ring

Love Client #9
The Luv Guv
Dirty Mr. Clean
'Kirsten' Dunce

Posted by: J. Andrew Smith on March 11, 2008 12:28 PM

Smelly Fingers!

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 12:28 PM

Hookers!? I thought is was Hooters!

Posted by: Mark Hitt on March 11, 2008 12:28 PM

From Eliot Ness to Eliot Mess

Posted by: john harrington on March 11, 2008 12:27 PM

Happy V.D. (Valentine's Day)

Posted by: Jack Murphy on March 11, 2008 12:27 PM

What Did Spitzer Ho, and When Did He Ho It?

Posted by: jeffp on March 11, 2008 12:27 PM

HOOKED!

Posted by: tim on March 11, 2008 12:26 PM

Spitzer Comes Clean

Posted by: Matt on March 11, 2008 12:26 PM

From Tough Guy to Muff Guy

Posted by: jeffp on March 11, 2008 12:26 PM

Schtupper-gate

Posted by: HowBurch on March 11, 2008 12:25 PM

Gov. John - Gone!!

Posted by: DBS on March 11, 2008 12:23 PM

Let's See Spitzer Cameo in "In Treatment"

Posted by: RyeGuy on March 11, 2008 12:22 PM

Spitzer Strikes out then Walks

Posted by: Lanie on March 11, 2008 12:21 PM

BED,
FED,
DEAD!

Posted by: joby on March 11, 2008 12:15 PM

Client #9 hooked in FBI sting

Posted by: tim on March 11, 2008 12:12 PM

Elliot Did She Spitzer?

Posted by: 26 on March 11, 2008 12:12 PM

Governor "John"

Posted by: mikeyrad on March 11, 2008 12:11 PM

Eliot's "To-Go" Ho No-No

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 12:10 PM

DEMS 3 BLIND MICE?
Bill
Elliot
Hillary

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 11, 2008 12:09 PM

Elliot Mess

Posted by: GG on March 11, 2008 12:09 PM


3 is number representing sex in fairy tales
3 is number of sexual apparatus in normal male and female
3x3=9
Spitz spitzered
PRICELESS

Posted by: doc lehman on March 11, 2008 12:09 PM

The liberal revolution devours its own!

Posted by: Cato on March 11, 2008 12:07 PM

Spitzer Swallowed...His Pride.

Posted by: Unknown on March 11, 2008 12:05 PM

Impeach N Cream

Posted by: oj on March 11, 2008 12:04 PM

Guess your wife will be single soon, Id like her phone number. First place I'll take her is Victoria Secret!

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 12:03 PM

Spitzer or Swallow?


Posted by: Normal guy on March 11, 2008 12:02 PM

AmTrak'en Your Money and Phone Calls, Gov

Posted by: margo on March 11, 2008 12:02 PM

New Drink Rocks NY: "Nine Spritzer"

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 12:01 PM

Elliot, I want to sleep with your wife, she is smoking hot!

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 12:00 PM

Eliot Undress!

Posted by: sdf vfg on March 11, 2008 12:00 PM

A voice heard down the ally in NYC, "It is hard out here for a pimp".

Posted by: Will on March 11, 2008 11:58 AM

#2 Hits Client 9's Fan

Posted by: John Hall on March 11, 2008 11:58 AM

I hope she was worth it! NY does not need an idiot for a governor.

Posted by: Ann on March 11, 2008 11:57 AM

The Governor Has No Clothes

Posted by: NoPeanuts on March 11, 2008 11:57 AM

Eliot: Too Bad I'm Not A Republican, Or This Would Go Away Right About.....Now.

Posted by: John Hall on March 11, 2008 11:57 AM

Amtrak Press Release : The #129 from NYC to Washington has officially been renamed "The Eliot Express". While a 'one way' fare is now $1,000 per hour, 'clients' are now permitted to 'Sound off' every time the train enters a tunnel. A party was held to coincide with the announcement. But, instead of cracking a bottle of champagne across the bow, they just had party favors and balloons made out of Trojans.


Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 11:56 AM

Eliot Mess

Posted by: Drew on March 11, 2008 11:55 AM

Eliot with hooker? Resign! W. guts Constitution...it's A-Ok with the Post!!!

Posted by: John Hall on March 11, 2008 11:54 AM

Luv Guv #9

Posted by: Paul on March 11, 2008 11:53 AM

Spitz Swallows Dignity...Hooker Horny NY Gov pops nut on illicit activites.

Posted by: Drew from Southie on March 11, 2008 11:53 AM

GOODBYE IDIOT ELIOT

Posted by: josh white on March 11, 2008 11:51 AM

STEAMROLLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Maxwell on March 11, 2008 11:51 AM

NY Season Opener: Spitz Strikes out then Walks

Posted by: Lanie on March 11, 2008 11:50 AM

GOV. MCSKEVEY! CAUGHT ON TAPE!

Posted by: LoriAnn Williams on March 11, 2008 11:48 AM

ELIOT MESS!!

Posted by: Johnny on March 11, 2008 11:47 AM

Crass Action

Posted by: RyeGuy on March 11, 2008 11:47 AM

Spitzer Shpritzer! Gloveless Love Guv in Unsafe Pay-for-Sex Spree!

Posted by: Blogfather on March 11, 2008 11:46 AM

Ho No! You used my headline entry!!! :) My fifteen minutes of fame!

Posted by: Sean Maguire on March 11, 2008 11:45 AM

Mayflower Violates Health Code! Spitz found on the sheets.

Posted by: Czervik on March 11, 2008 11:44 AM

News Flash : Eliot to unveil new Spring Wardrobe Line ... All Stripes ! Summer Line rumored to showcase Highway Safety Orange Jumpsuits !

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 11:43 AM

LOVE GOV WANTS NO LOVE GLOVE

Posted by: ch on March 11, 2008 11:42 AM

Spitzer is a man who knows his own mind...he cums and goes as he pleases!

Posted by: Cato on March 11, 2008 11:41 AM

Spitzer : "OJ did it !!!!"

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 11:41 AM

I'm just sorry I got caught.

Posted by: lisa on March 11, 2008 11:39 AM

Spitzy not PC in DC

Posted by: Chris M on March 11, 2008 11:38 AM

DUDE, WHERE'S MY CONDOM?
OR
DUDE, WHERE'S MY GOV?


Posted by: Josh on March 11, 2008 11:36 AM

Eliot exposes Johnson for Franklins.

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 11:36 AM

ELIOT JOINS CLINTON "PAP SMEAR" CAMPAIGN

Posted by: Elissa on March 11, 2008 11:35 AM

Spitzer inDickted

Posted by: jaxbro on March 11, 2008 11:34 AM

Hump-ty Dump-Ny

Posted by: james on March 11, 2008 11:32 AM

Spitzer's Pole Numbers Drop

Posted by: Johnny H on March 11, 2008 11:31 AM

"At least my Bill didn't have to pay for it" - Hillary

"Goes to show ... you get what you pay for" - Soon-to-be-Ex Mrs. Wall (Spitzer)

Posted by: Steve on March 11, 2008 11:30 AM

$pitzer's $luts.

Posted by: Richard on March 11, 2008 11:30 AM

WRECKTITUDE

Posted by: Hugo on March 11, 2008 11:29 AM

I'll take two hookers with a Wine Spitzer to go!

Posted by: Janet on March 11, 2008 11:29 AM

Spitzer Dis-Gov-ered.

Posted by: Johnny H on March 11, 2008 11:29 AM

Spitz out with a Bang!!!

Posted by: jeffp on March 11, 2008 11:28 AM

Eliot Ca`rear Ended?

Posted by: Karen on March 11, 2008 11:27 AM

Show Eliot the Back Door

Posted by: Karen on March 11, 2008 11:26 AM

Eliot's Nest

Posted by: Karen on March 11, 2008 11:25 AM

WILL SPITZER PULL OUT?

Posted by: Jake on March 11, 2008 11:24 AM

Bill got away with it, why can't I?

Posted by: Lucy on March 11, 2008 11:20 AM

Huneee (clap, clap, clap)

Posted by: Lisa on March 11, 2008 11:20 AM

He Shoots, He Scores!

Posted by: asas on March 11, 2008 11:20 AM

SPITZER NOW EMINENTLY QUALIFIED FOR POTENTIAL CLINTON ADMINISTRATION POST

Posted by: tbone on March 11, 2008 11:18 AM

No Happy Ending Here!!!


Posted by: s on March 11, 2008 11:18 AM


"ELEGANT MESS"

"SPITZER TO VOTERS: DROP DEAD"




Posted by: Capt Chaos on March 11, 2008 11:18 AM


"THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES."

Posted by: Eileen Bruni on March 11, 2008 11:15 AM

She came across on the Mayflower.........

Posted by: robert Walk on March 11, 2008 11:14 AM


"SHERIFF OF WALL ST HOOKED"

Posted by: Capt Chaos on March 11, 2008 11:12 AM

SWALLOWING His Pride!

Posted by: Brian on March 11, 2008 11:11 AM

SPITZER INJECTS $4,300 INTO ECONOMY AS PART OF SWEEPING GOVERNMENT STIMULOUS PACKAGE

Posted by: John on March 11, 2008 11:11 AM

Elliot Mess!!!

Posted by: Geri on March 11, 2008 11:09 AM

SPITZER NAMED SOLICITOR GENERAL

Posted by: Jake on March 11, 2008 11:09 AM

GOVERNOR FINGERED IN HOOKER PROBE

Posted by: Paul Bardack on March 11, 2008 11:08 AM

Client 9 should be doing time.

Posted by: John Leonard on March 11, 2008 11:08 AM

Number 9 Number 9 Number 9

Posted by: Debra Bel on March 11, 2008 11:06 AM

BRINGING PASSION BACK TO ALBANY

Posted by: Wes Chazy on March 11, 2008 11:06 AM

"Eliot Fess"
"The Luv Guv"
a

Posted by: a on March 11, 2008 11:04 AM

You reap what you sow

Posted by: jjr on March 11, 2008 11:02 AM

Gov. Potion No. 9

Posted by: Beth on March 11, 2008 11:02 AM

Idiot Spitzer

Posted by: JJ on March 11, 2008 11:01 AM

The 'More than Touch'able

Posted by: mogues on March 11, 2008 10:59 AM

Bill Clinton to Spitzer: "Have a Cigar!"

Posted by: Leo D on March 11, 2008 10:59 AM

Kristen Spitz him out!

Posted by: WSG on March 11, 2008 10:59 AM

SPITZER SHPRITZER

Posted by: Daniel W on March 11, 2008 10:59 AM

Spitzer? I hardly even knew her!

Eliot Yes

Posted by: Paul on March 11, 2008 10:58 AM

gross

Posted by: SPITZER SHPRITZER on March 11, 2008 10:58 AM

GOVERNOR SPITZER HANDS NEW YORK REPUBLICANS SOME TASTY WHORES D'OEUVRES

Posted by: John P. Dunn on March 11, 2008 10:57 AM

HEADLINE USA
NY GOV PACKS 'EM IN AT NATIONS CAPITOL
OR
MARION BARRY SIGNED ON AS DEFENSE COUNCIL FOR NOW DEFLATED SPITZ
OR
VIAGRA SALES SOAR NY GOV TO INVESTIGATE POSSIBLE INFLATION

Posted by: gOVBUSTer on March 11, 2008 10:56 AM

Swinging Spitz Snagged In Sting




Posted by: Artemaria on March 11, 2008 10:55 AM

Should Have Phoned Home

Posted by: j-diddy on March 11, 2008 10:54 AM

Elliot Got the Hook(er)!

Posted by: Carl Palm on March 11, 2008 10:52 AM

HI HO, HI HO, THIS HOOKER'S SPENCIV I KNOW

Posted by: Super Chief on March 11, 2008 10:51 AM

Love potion Number 9.

Posted by: james donahoo on March 11, 2008 10:51 AM

Spitz or Swallow

Sptiz & Rinse

Sptiz Shine


Posted by: Scott on March 11, 2008 10:51 AM

"Number 9. Number 9" - John Lennon

Posted by: ML Sadler on March 11, 2008 10:49 AM

Day 1--Everything Changes
Day 436-- Everything Changes

Posted by: SDK on March 11, 2008 10:49 AM

Spitzer probes prostitution ring, personally.

Posted by: mogues on March 11, 2008 10:48 AM

HYPOCRITZER

Posted by: Jeff on March 11, 2008 10:48 AM

HI! HO! Spitzer AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Posted by: David on March 11, 2008 10:47 AM

A new Spike Lee Joint: "Boy 9"

Posted by: Bart on March 11, 2008 10:32 AM

Spitzer to NY: "No Good Hookers in New York."

Posted by: Bart on March 11, 2008 10:30 AM

"Eliot's the MANN"

Posted by: Bart on March 11, 2008 10:27 AM

To Spitzer's wife. YOUR HOT AND HE'S NOT!! Leave this jerk and find the real man that you deserve.
Let him sit on his black cloud No.9, by himself.

Headline...SPITZER'S BLACK CLOUD #9

Posted by: Cindy on March 11, 2008 09:28 AM

EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES.....ELLIOT MESS.....ELLIOT GANTRY

Posted by: mike on March 11, 2008 09:17 AM

"I did not have sex with that woman."

Posted by: Joan on March 11, 2008 08:58 AM

Love Potion #9

Posted by: Jeffery Campbell on March 11, 2008 07:46 AM

MCGREEVEY AND SPITZER DENOUNCE/REJECT 'SMEAR CAMPAIGN'

Posted by: Monkeycake on March 11, 2008 06:46 AM

My friends on Wall Street hated this guy with a passion, a curious thing to me since he chased big targets that - based on the pleas obtained and revised practices adopted - violated the law and/or fiduciary duties. I understand why an analyst hawking bull--it stocks hated him; I do not understand why fund managers and even retail brokers hate him. Checks and balances - a good idea, even for Wall Street. Was he grating and sanctimonious? Sure, but that's style, not substance. A booty call will overshadow his contributions.


Posted by: Chartwell22 on March 11, 2008 04:37 AM

I [heart] DC

Posted by: California Jim on March 11, 2008 03:18 AM

HO NO HE DIDN'T!

Posted by: chris on March 11, 2008 02:44 AM

SPITZER SWALLOWED!!!

Posted by: Steven on March 11, 2008 02:43 AM

Happy Valentines Day, Silda.

Posted by: lonnie on March 11, 2008 02:36 AM

no wonder why people in this state pack their bags for other cities, high taxes, no jobs, and a govenor who is corrupt. good qualities to keep people here.

Posted by: sal b on March 11, 2008 02:28 AM

the money he spent on the prostitute, is that the same money he promised to give to the upstate economy.

Posted by: sal b on March 11, 2008 02:07 AM

GOVS SWOLLEN HEAD, SHRIVLED UP

Posted by: dave russo on March 11, 2008 02:06 AM

GOV RESIGNS
"job too hard"

Posted by: HOWARD on March 11, 2008 02:03 AM

GOV EXPLODES IN AIDES FACE

Posted by: frankie vallie on March 11, 2008 01:58 AM

SPITZ ENJOYS LAST PROBE

Posted by: george herman ruth on March 11, 2008 01:55 AM

HARD HABIT TO SWALLOW

Posted by: george herman ruth on March 11, 2008 01:52 AM

SPITZ TESTS FREE CONDOMS

Posted by: george herman ruth on March 11, 2008 01:51 AM

Eliot Mess

Posted by: l.eslie on March 11, 2008 01:48 AM

TAXPAYER RELIEF!

Posted by: george herman ruth on March 11, 2008 01:45 AM

Mukasy bags Spitzer.

Posted by: William G Langston on March 11, 2008 01:44 AM

GOV APPOINTS HEAD AID

Posted by: george herman ruth on March 11, 2008 01:41 AM

SPITZ CAUGHT GOVERNING BODY

Posted by: george herman ruth on March 11, 2008 01:39 AM

GOV COPULATES PLEA DEAL

Posted by: hankaaron on March 11, 2008 01:36 AM

GOV'S TOOL GETS WORKED

Posted by: marc on March 11, 2008 01:30 AM

GOV: "AT LEAST IT WASN'T A MAN"

Posted by: oohelliot on March 11, 2008 01:29 AM

SPITZ SEX BLITZ

Posted by: brunomagli on March 11, 2008 01:27 AM

Client, Client #9
Sends whores down his transit line
And If his tool falls off the track
A little $$ to stiffen the slack
PAY IT UP! PAY IT UP! PAY IT UP!


Posted by: hooker on March 11, 2008 01:25 AM

F***-GATE!

Posted by: Bryan Morrison on March 11, 2008 01:20 AM

Eliot Mess

Posted by: Bill on March 11, 2008 01:19 AM

Spitzer Swallows...His Pride

Posted by: stan on March 11, 2008 01:12 AM

Spitzer Turns Pro!

Posted by: Sean on March 11, 2008 01:10 AM

Spitzer Goes Pro!

Posted by: Sean on March 11, 2008 01:07 AM

Eliot Goes Pro!

Posted by: Sean on March 11, 2008 01:06 AM

A Ring For Silda.

Posted by: Sean on March 11, 2008 01:05 AM

Ho Boy! Now What?

Posted by: Sean on March 11, 2008 01:04 AM

HO!HO!HO!

Posted by: Sean on March 11, 2008 01:03 AM

UH-HO!

Posted by: Sean on March 11, 2008 01:02 AM

HO NO!

Posted by: Sean on March 11, 2008 01:02 AM

Spiter's $4,500 Budget Deficit

Posted by: Sean on March 11, 2008 12:56 AM

ELIOT'S RING OF DECEIT

Posted by: Sean on March 11, 2008 12:55 AM

ROOM SERVICE

Posted by: Fladgy Glitz on March 11, 2008 12:54 AM

POOR SILDA!

Posted by: Sean on March 11, 2008 12:53 AM

The SPITZ HAS HIT THE FAN

Posted by: Ed King on March 11, 2008 12:52 AM

Hillary Comforts Eliot with warm wishes

Posted by: Sean on March 11, 2008 12:51 AM

ELIOT MESS

Posted by: jimbo on March 11, 2008 12:48 AM

CLIENT # 9

Posted by: Will on March 11, 2008 12:47 AM

Spitzer Bets $4,500 On The Come.

Posted by: Sean on March 11, 2008 12:47 AM

No Budget Package For Spitzer

Posted by: Sean on March 11, 2008 12:46 AM

Spitzer Steamrolled Kristen in the Mayflower

Posted by: Ethan on March 11, 2008 12:46 AM

Governor John

Posted by: Sean on March 11, 2008 12:40 AM

The Govern-Ate-Her

Posted by: Sean on March 11, 2008 12:38 AM

HO NO! ELLIOT MUST GO!

Posted by: EKNY on March 11, 2008 12:37 AM

It's Splitzer for Spitzer!
The Spitz Splitz!
Governor Splitzer!

Posted by: neal on March 11, 2008 12:32 AM

SMELLIOT!!!!

Posted by: Brenden on March 11, 2008 12:31 AM

Tomorrows headline should be:

SPITZER SWALLOWS (the word play on spits or swallows)

Posted by: David Gould on March 11, 2008 12:27 AM

SPITZER SHOT DOWN BY HO RING FAILURE

Posted by: EKNY on March 11, 2008 12:26 AM

Number 9....number 9....number 9....

Posted by: Lance on March 11, 2008 12:26 AM

Guv to hooker--Butt in
Guv to citizens--butt out
Guv fingered by hooker and Feds
$4300 for "dirty spitzer"


Posted by: bill on March 11, 2008 12:24 AM

SPITZER AND BILL CLINTON TO STAR IN XXX PORNO.


Posted by: BRAD on March 11, 2008 12:17 AM

GOV WAS SIMPLY GOING UNDERCOVER TO BUST A PROSTITUION RING

Posted by: liz on March 11, 2008 12:15 AM

WIFE WOULD NOT DO ANAL, SO HE TURNED TO ESCORT

Posted by: ROD on March 11, 2008 12:14 AM

GUV'S LOVE POTION NUMBER NINE.

Posted by: Sarah on March 11, 2008 12:13 AM

HYPOCRITE SCUMBAG CHEATER

Posted by: dylan on March 11, 2008 12:12 AM

NO HAPPY ENDING FOR LOV GOV

Posted by: Wiggles on March 11, 2008 12:12 AM

A difficult guv - an even more difficult client

Posted by: Jane on March 11, 2008 12:08 AM

SPITZ OR SWALLOW?
Spitzer must swallow Pride in VIP scandal.

Posted by: Brian on March 11, 2008 12:01 AM

Tainted Gov

Posted by: mlc on March 10, 2008 11:59 PM

ELLIOT PUT EM ON THE GLASS

Posted by: Al Goldstein on March 10, 2008 11:59 PM


From Cloud 9 to Client 9
Mr. Clean gets down and dirty
GOV. PUTZER

Posted by: v on March 10, 2008 11:55 PM

Number 9 resigns at 9

Posted by: New Yorker in Charlotte on March 10, 2008 11:46 PM

Spitz Goes From Ritz to the Shitz

Authorities Hook Big Fish

Spitz Cashes In Political Career

Posted by: Kenneth Zimmerman on March 10, 2008 11:46 PM

ELIOT 'FESS.

Posted by: Rob Ryan on March 10, 2008 11:43 PM

What goes around comes around. I knew Sptizer was a bad choice to for governor. He was way over his head thinking he could do the same thing like he did on Wall St. Now the "Golden Boy." Is tarnished. Stupid is Stupid Does. Have a nice life in private life or what's left of it. New York, New Jersey and Connecticut The "Three Stooges." of the United States. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Kenneth C. Vann on March 10, 2008 11:42 PM

Eliot the Dream Lover

From Steamroller to Dream Lover

Nook Nook Eliot

The Rise and Fall of #9

Posted by: New Yorker in Charlotte on March 10, 2008 11:42 PM

ELLIOT'S MESSY MAGIC MOMENT

Posted by: Al Goldstein on March 10, 2008 11:36 PM

Feds steamroll Spitzer

Spitzer's Love Potion #9

Dial #9 for Love

Sex, Lies and Where's the Audio-Tape?

Eliot calls Bill for advice

Prisoner # 9

Eliot Takes the 9 train to Leavenworth

Posted by: New Yorker in Charlotte on March 10, 2008 11:35 PM

ELLIOT MESS!!!

Posted by: sal on March 10, 2008 11:34 PM

Ha ha ha, the socialist business hater has had the chickens come home to roost. He is a spoiled rich brat who nearly drove many great businesses out of New York with his thuggish tactics at Attorney General. The scoundrel is a walking abuse of power.

Posted by: Sam Karpov on March 10, 2008 11:31 PM

Gov Potion Number 9

Posted by: lauren on March 10, 2008 11:23 PM

SPITZ QUITZ!

or

GOVERNOR CAUGHT BY HOOK (& CROOK)!

Posted by: Jeff Prescott on March 10, 2008 11:17 PM

Elliot and his MAMASITA
in a realed story J-Ho twins expected soon

Posted by: Al Goldstein on March 10, 2008 11:12 PM

Spitz Shtupped

Posted by: Mike B. on March 10, 2008 11:11 PM

Spitz Arrest Hard to Swallow

Tables Turned on Spitzer

Posted by: Kenneth Zimmerman on March 10, 2008 11:08 PM

ELLIOT PULLS OUT

Posted by: Al Goldstein on March 10, 2008 11:08 PM

18-1
GO GIANTS!

Posted by: Eli on March 10, 2008 11:06 PM

From Number One to Number Nine....

Posted by: Michael Bubniak on March 10, 2008 11:00 PM

GOV. TAPPED BY FEDS, HOOKERS
Howard Stern kicking himself for dropping out of '94 race

Posted by: iman on March 10, 2008 11:00 PM

Spitzer Is Spritzed!!

Gov. Stung In Sting!

Posted by: Kenneth Zimmerman on March 10, 2008 10:58 PM

Spitzer's wife now understands his Valentine's Day 'headache'

Posted by: Jerry on March 10, 2008 10:55 PM

SPITZER IS A PIG AND A DISGRACE.
HE NEEDS TO RESIGN WITHOUT A DOUBT.
HE IS A TOTAL DISGRACE.

Posted by: JAMES on March 10, 2008 10:53 PM

Elliot De-Briefed

Posted by: John on March 10, 2008 10:53 PM

Spitzer happy to be Client 9, was inches from being Client 4.

Posted by: Greg on March 10, 2008 10:52 PM

Spitzer? I hardly knew her!

Posted by: Brad on March 10, 2008 10:51 PM

How far will Spitzer go to recover his $500 credit?

Posted by: Tom on March 10, 2008 10:49 PM

Spitz-Porked at Emperor's

Posted by: Joey on March 10, 2008 10:47 PM

Spitz is the Pitz!

Posted by: Susan on March 10, 2008 10:47 PM

Re-written to read more like a headline- "Spitzer caught tryst'in with Kristin!"

Posted by: Greg on March 10, 2008 10:45 PM

GOV LOV TROVE

Posted by: MyView on March 10, 2008 10:43 PM

Spitzer's been tryst'in with Kristin!

Posted by: Greg on March 10, 2008 10:43 PM

Spitzer Guilty of Dirty Tricks!!

Spitzer Worthy of Being "Vice" President

Posted by: Kenneth Zimmerman on March 10, 2008 10:37 PM

The 2nd Oldest Profession.

Posted by: The Crew at Boston Legal. on March 10, 2008 10:35 PM

Elliot's Amazing Apples juice

HYPOCRITE




Posted by: Edwin Valero on March 10, 2008 10:33 PM

Spitzer Stimulates Sick Economy Via Call Girls


Governor De-briefed!

Posted by: Kenneth Zimmerman on March 10, 2008 10:32 PM

HYPO-QUIT!!!!

Posted by: Mike Muscato on March 10, 2008 10:28 PM

Governor to Hooker: At Your "Service", Madam!!

Posted by: Javier on March 10, 2008 10:27 PM

Everything changes on day(fill in correct # for today) of my administration.

Posted by: Rachel Johnson on March 10, 2008 10:25 PM

The "Emperor" Has No Clothes!

Posted by: Upstater on March 10, 2008 10:25 PM

Spitzer May Be The Last Emperor!!


The Empire State Strikes Back!




Posted by: Kenneth Zimmerman on March 10, 2008 10:25 PM

ELIOT MESS!

Posted by: Jim on March 10, 2008 10:24 PM

Former Attorney General Looses His Briefs!

Posted by: Cuban Pete on March 10, 2008 10:24 PM

No Hamsters!?

Posted by: Richard Simmons on March 10, 2008 10:20 PM

Fox in the Whorehouse




Posted by: Chuck on March 10, 2008 10:20 PM

Spitzer Is Busted!!


Governor Now Eliot Mess!!

Posted by: Kenneth Zimmerman on March 10, 2008 10:19 PM

The Truth?.....You Can't Handle The Truth.

Posted by: Jack on March 10, 2008 10:18 PM

Hats off to Elliot


Note: If you read the indictment, this is really funny.

Posted by: Chuck on March 10, 2008 10:18 PM

No Governor for Old Tricks

Posted by: JAB on March 10, 2008 10:16 PM

It's all fun & games until someone pokes an eye out.

Posted by: Mr. Rodgers on March 10, 2008 10:14 PM

Eliot "the john" Spitzer.

Posted by: Chris on March 10, 2008 10:14 PM

Ya won't have Spitzer to kick around anymore.

Posted by: Bill on March 10, 2008 10:14 PM

Spitzer Spits on NY

Posted by: Matt on March 10, 2008 10:12 PM

Gov gets screwed by Feds
Gov screwing his way out of office
Gov gets TLC in DC
feds get Spitz in the sack
Mr Spitzer goes to Washington
Gov 'hooked up' in scandel


Posted by: Cliff Auchter on March 10, 2008 10:12 PM

Eliot taken out by 5'5" bombshell

Posted by: Dean O on March 10, 2008 10:11 PM


Elliot Mess and the Touchables

Posted by: jackel on March 10, 2008 10:11 PM

NY Governor Goes Undercover to Expose Call Girl Operation

Posted by: Suzy on March 10, 2008 10:10 PM

Oral Arguments.

Posted by: Dirty Sanchez on March 10, 2008 10:10 PM

SPITZER: TAXES UP. PANTS DOWN.

Posted by: cynthia on March 10, 2008 10:09 PM

It's Splitsville for the Gov

Posted by: chris p on March 10, 2008 10:08 PM

Call one hooker and see Congress in the morning.


Posted by: Chuck on March 10, 2008 10:07 PM

I Didn't Inhale.

Posted by: One-Eyed Bob on March 10, 2008 10:04 PM

Spitzer Swallows Hard
And Admits Misbehavior

Spitzer Swallows
His Pride

Love Client #9


Posted by: Brett on March 10, 2008 10:04 PM

The Spitz hits the fan!

Posted by: Chuck on March 10, 2008 10:03 PM

PAY FOR LAY

Posted by: cynthia on March 10, 2008 10:02 PM

"HYPOCRITE GETS HIS IN THE END!"

Posted by: PJM on March 10, 2008 10:00 PM

Ride My Pimp.

Posted by: Huggy Bear on March 10, 2008 09:59 PM

elliots Hooker didnt "SPIT"

Posted by: Christopher J Biegner on March 10, 2008 09:58 PM

Who's Your Daddy.

Posted by: Ina Storelookin on March 10, 2008 09:56 PM

"How much for both?"

Posted by: Tommy Lee on March 10, 2008 09:54 PM

'Is that a Banana in your Pocket?'

Posted by: Pat O'Brien on March 10, 2008 09:51 PM

EMPEROR Spitzer....Eh Tu Brutus.

Posted by: Suzie Chapstick on March 10, 2008 09:50 PM

ActII

Eliot at the Mondrian Hotel in NYC. OK gang there's the tip, now dig out the facts.

Posted by: Jack on March 10, 2008 09:50 PM

Spitzor Swallow?

Posted by: Liz on March 10, 2008 09:48 PM

'Alien' on Crack. (Headline over his alien monkey-faced picture of him in his press conference)

Posted by: Rough Rider on March 10, 2008 09:45 PM

My What Big Hands.




Posted by: Kanyu Scratchmyballs on March 10, 2008 09:42 PM

Spitzer Goes High Class

Posted by: Jack on March 10, 2008 09:41 PM

Txt for Gov: U R N TRBL

Posted by: Mr Glen Rock Met on March 10, 2008 09:37 PM

NY Gov. Caught in prostitution ring, finds himself in ....

DEEP
SPITZ

Posted by: BS in Florid on March 10, 2008 09:36 PM

'The Other Hole' (Spitzer).

Posted by: Mike Hunt on March 10, 2008 09:36 PM

NY Gov caught in prostitution ring, puts himself in.....

DEEP
SPTIZ

Posted by: BS In Florida on March 10, 2008 09:35 PM

shtup-her gate.

Posted by: rix on March 10, 2008 09:35 PM

Love Potion for Client# 9


Posted by: Chris Sheldon on March 10, 2008 09:34 PM

Spitz or Swallow.

Posted by: Lung Hung Low on March 10, 2008 09:34 PM

Hillary Clinton [picked the Govenor for her new VICE PRESIDENT GET IT VICE PRESIDENT?

Posted by: ray cwikowski on March 10, 2008 09:31 PM

Spitz-ball.

Posted by: Pat O'Brien on March 10, 2008 09:31 PM

Emperor Has No Clothes

Posted by: R C on March 10, 2008 09:31 PM

Pride bringeth a great downfall.

Posted by: s callahan on March 10, 2008 09:31 PM

Luv Gov

Posted by: Michelle on March 10, 2008 09:29 PM

Or "Dirty Tricks to Buying Tricks"

Posted by: Mike L on March 10, 2008 09:28 PM

Guv caught with pants down

Posted by: Richie Z on March 10, 2008 09:27 PM

"From Dirty Tricks to Turning Tricks!"

Posted by: Mike L on March 10, 2008 09:26 PM

Eliot Does D.C.

Posted by: Theresa on March 10, 2008 09:25 PM

Oh SPIT, #9 busted

Posted by: paul on March 10, 2008 09:22 PM

GOVERNOR PLAYS 9-BALL AND LOSES!

Posted by: Nick Lewis on March 10, 2008 09:21 PM

Spitzer Swallows Pride

Posted by: Stevensen on March 10, 2008 09:20 PM

Spitzer Fingered By Feds

Posted by: Stevensen on March 10, 2008 09:18 PM

FBI Fingers Spitzer

Posted by: Stevensen on March 10, 2008 09:18 PM

So his "dirty laundry" has been found!!! I hear what his attackers are saying..and I have to wonder.....what's in their dirty laundry? I'm not by any means "excusing Spitzers behavior"...but it just seems like we [all have dirty laundry]....and the higher the power the bigger risk they take. I would wage a bet that all the others have something to hide as well.
"He Who Is Without Sin, Let Him Cast The First Stone" NONE OF US ARE FREE OF STUFF WE WOULD LIKE TO KEEP HIDDEN....DOESN'T MATTER THE POSITION....IT REALLY DOESN'T

Posted by: Bon on March 10, 2008 09:16 PM


The Spitz-Krieg Bop

Posted by: Jay Pinkes on March 10, 2008 09:15 PM

elliot splitzher

Posted by: bob on March 10, 2008 09:10 PM

Sitting Governor Lies Down

Posted by: Wahoo on March 10, 2008 09:10 PM

Undressed to the Nines.


Posted by: Nelson Charzmer on March 10, 2008 09:08 PM

Straight Arrow

Posted by: Fred on March 10, 2008 09:04 PM

"GOV GONE WILD"

Posted by: Matt on March 10, 2008 09:03 PM

elliot's big bust
the straight shooter?
how low can you go
elliot the spritzer
gov plays hardballs
the ball is not in his court
double dribble
phony briefs




Posted by: jheimowitz on March 10, 2008 09:03 PM

"Spitzer?? I hardly knew her!"

Posted by: Matt on March 10, 2008 08:58 PM

"A Tough Road to Ho"

Posted by: Fred on March 10, 2008 08:56 PM

"HOOK", Line and Spitzer

Posted by: Fred on March 10, 2008 08:55 PM

Bill was client #1, #2, #3, #4....

Posted by: Hillay on March 10, 2008 08:55 PM

He's a lawyer, what did you expect?

Posted by: Candy on March 10, 2008 08:55 PM

SPITZ
QUITS!

Posted by: john small on March 10, 2008 08:53 PM

HO NO! SAY IT AIN'T SO

Posted by: Richard on March 10, 2008 08:53 PM

Let's get to the fact of the matter, When a man is willing to give up his family, Career, High Standings in politics, his dignity and the respect of his political allies and the respect of the State Of New York for a hooker, there is a big problem. I am not surprised he is a man, no matter how powerful a man becomes, his always scandlized over sex., Hence Bill Clinton. So said Eliot Spitzer should be ashamed of himself

Posted by: Ayisha on March 10, 2008 08:51 PM

Hooky Nooky

Posted by: NotMe on March 10, 2008 08:49 PM

GOV. SPITZER SHOWS HIS SUPPORT FOR CLINTON
"I've always thought that imitation was the most sincere form of flattery" says Gov.

Posted by: Conrad on March 10, 2008 08:34 PM

Lower Taxes and HOOKERS...!

Posted by: JSL on March 10, 2008 08:32 PM

Eliot Mess

Posted by: MDS on March 10, 2008 08:32 PM

SPITZER PLEADS THE FILTH

Posted by: Jack Bauer on March 10, 2008 08:26 PM

Spitzer Makes Late Bid for Dem Pres Nomination!

Posted by: Steve Rossman on March 10, 2008 08:26 PM

ELIOT P. NESS

Posted by: john on March 10, 2008 08:19 PM

#9's NUMBER IS UP

NOW SERVING #9 (SUBPEONA).

SPITZER'S HAT IN RING -- WRONG RING.

Posted by: J. Carville on March 10, 2008 08:18 PM

Elliot Ness to Elliot Mess

Posted by: Mike Wich on March 10, 2008 08:17 PM

Spitzer Caught With Zipster Down!

Posted by: Steve Rossman on March 10, 2008 08:13 PM

Luv Guv
or
No Luv, No Guv

Posted by: HandyAndy on March 10, 2008 08:12 PM

COME IN #9, TIME'S UP

Posted by: Jack Bauer on March 10, 2008 08:08 PM

ELLIOT MESS!

Posted by: sue kaufman on March 10, 2008 08:05 PM

Governor Pimptzer

Posted by: juliet regan on March 10, 2008 08:04 PM

last one....

ELLIOT'S KNICKERS IN A TWIST

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 07:56 PM

#9, #9, #9, "You've become naked". Revolution #9-Beatle's White Album

Posted by: Noel feustel on March 10, 2008 07:56 PM

STIMULATE THIS!

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 07:54 PM

ELLIOT's ITEMIZED BILL

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 07:53 PM

OH HE SO HORNEY

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 07:49 PM

ELLIOT'S PACKAGE ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 07:48 PM

NY GOV SPITZER GOES TO WASHINGTON DC TO GET A $5,500 AN HOUR STIMULUS PACKAGE.

Posted by: Art Vanderlay on March 10, 2008 07:47 PM

This has to be the HEADLINE Tomorrow

ELLIOT'S MAGIC MOMENT

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 07:45 PM


Spitzer is Licked

Posted by: Ron on March 10, 2008 07:44 PM

HOOKED LYIN' STINKER

Posted by: Princetrumpet on March 10, 2008 07:43 PM

Honey, I have business tonight.

Posted by: Boils on March 10, 2008 07:43 PM

Amtrak 5:39 train out of New York to DC: $98

Expensive hooker at the Mayflower: $4300

Smug, insufferable hack going down in flames: Priceless

Posted by: JWF on March 10, 2008 07:38 PM

The Emperor Has No Clothes!

Posted by: M. Kelly on March 10, 2008 07:36 PM

eliot spitzer or swallows?

Posted by: yochanan on March 10, 2008 07:35 PM

Whoreable Governor and the Mayflower Madam
(Horrible)

Posted by: Betty on March 10, 2008 07:34 PM

Dem's call girl spits 'er out

Posted by: JohnHouston on March 10, 2008 07:33 PM

WILL HE PULL OUT?

Posted by: a comment on March 10, 2008 07:32 PM

Trick-y Guv

Posted by: nothin' personal on March 10, 2008 07:32 PM

Elliot Spitzer(D)'s Wet DREAM Act

Posted by: DANEgerus on March 10, 2008 07:31 PM

Shamed Gov Still Hasn't Pulled Out

Posted by: kitty dog bear on March 10, 2008 07:31 PM

CLIENT 69

Posted by: double L on March 10, 2008 07:31 PM

Watch out for the prostitution prosecutor.

Posted by: TJ on March 10, 2008 07:30 PM

Guv Trick

Posted by: nothin' personal on March 10, 2008 07:29 PM

Gov. raises expectation on withdrawal.

Posted by: jcm on March 10, 2008 07:28 PM

SPITZER: THE GOVFORNICATOR

Posted by: Jack Bauer on March 10, 2008 07:28 PM

No Springtime For Spitzer

Posted by: kitty dog bear on March 10, 2008 07:25 PM

GOV SPITZER'S ANNOUNCES $5,500 DOLLAR AN HOUR STIMULUS PACKAGE.

Posted by: Art Vanderlay on March 10, 2008 07:23 PM

GOVENOR'S TOUGH CHOICES
Blonde
Asian
Redhead

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 07:23 PM

Spitzer Hookered on a Feeling

Spitz Stung by High-Priced Spread

Emperors' Clubbed: Client 9 Dials 911


Posted by: Bill DeLapp on March 10, 2008 07:22 PM

ELLIOT YOU'VE GOT MAIL

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 07:20 PM

ELLIOT LAST CUT THE DEEPEST

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 07:19 PM

ELLIOT PAID RETAIL

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 07:17 PM

TOO MUCH
TOO LITTLE
TOO LATE

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 07:16 PM

Spitz Swallowed by Prosty Probe

Guv Pays for Getting Whacked

The Harder They Come, The Harder They Fall

Posted by: Bill DeLapp on March 10, 2008 07:10 PM

ELIIE-OUT

Posted by: Joe Arcoleo on March 10, 2008 07:05 PM

Bad time for Client 9

Posted by: Joe Arcoleo on March 10, 2008 07:01 PM

Client 9 Goes 69!

Posted by: Elliott's Girl on March 10, 2008 06:59 PM

spitzer's wife is running for president

Posted by: dd on March 10, 2008 06:59 PM

ELLIOT, BONE HOME.

Posted by: Jake in Scottsdale on March 10, 2008 06:57 PM

"Steamy-Roller"

Posted by: RM on March 10, 2008 06:56 PM

GOVENOR CAUGHT IN TIGHT SPOT

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 06:50 PM

PLAY FOR LAY

Posted by: kmitch218 on March 10, 2008 06:50 PM

Lay-ola!

Posted by: kmitch218 on March 10, 2008 06:49 PM

GOVENOR'S CROWN JEWELS

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 06:48 PM

HOOKER SEASON in ALBANY

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 06:47 PM

CLIENT 9 TO RESIGN!

ELLIOT NESS MESS!

SPITZ QUITZ!

SPITZ SORRY-FUTURE GORY!

Posted by: Edward L. Norton on March 10, 2008 06:47 PM

ELLIOT'S TOCHABLES

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 06:46 PM

WHATCHA GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT JUNK

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 06:42 PM

Spitzer? He darn near Splitzer! (Love Potion #9 headline-very funny)

Posted by: Stevie on March 10, 2008 06:40 PM

Call Girl Rings Eliot

Posted by: Capital Offense on March 10, 2008 06:39 PM

Eliot Mess!

Posted by: geoff on March 10, 2008 06:38 PM

INFIDELIOT !

Posted by: geoff on March 10, 2008 06:38 PM

ok one more...

HEAD MAN

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 06:36 PM

last one...
GOVENOR'S NEW POSITION

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 06:35 PM

HEAD OF THE WORKING CLASS

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 06:33 PM

WHO FUNDED GOVENOR'S BALL?

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 06:32 PM

Elliot 9th in line

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 06:31 PM

Private Matters

Posted by: DA on March 10, 2008 06:30 PM

Spitzer to wife "I was just trying to contribute to the economy of the working girls"

Posted by: Jackpot on March 10, 2008 06:29 PM

Dressed to the Nines
means pants Down for Gov

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 06:27 PM

Blacked Eyed Govenor's Lady Lumps

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 06:27 PM


The chickens have come home to roost. Whenever the chickens come home it never makes me sad and always made me glad. He attacked C.Vernon Mason and Alton Maddox with his empty rhetoric and now look at him. "A freaky deaky Governor"

Posted by: Proposition Joe on March 10, 2008 06:25 PM

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND

Posted by: Pollyanna Sparrow on March 10, 2008 06:24 PM

Nine is the lonliest number that you'll ever do.

Posted by: vegasboy on March 10, 2008 06:20 PM

TOUCH MY MONKEY

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 06:18 PM

Love Potion #9: Spitzer on the Spit

Posted by: nckate on March 10, 2008 06:18 PM

HOOKER RING CIRCUS
Circus comes to town early....

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 06:17 PM

SPITZER SWALLOWS
(his pride.)

Posted by: Lawrence on March 10, 2008 06:16 PM

OYE VEY !

Posted by: Clyde on March 10, 2008 06:16 PM

CLIENT #9 GET 69!!!!!

GOV CAUGHT WITH HIS TUCHESS EXPOSED

Posted by: marcone on March 10, 2008 06:15 PM

Elliot Schvitzer

Posted by: BIG ED on March 10, 2008 06:15 PM

HOW SWEET IT ISN'T

Posted by: Jackie G on March 10, 2008 06:14 PM

GOV GOING DOWN

Posted by: Chuck on March 10, 2008 06:12 PM

Elliot Mess

Posted by: Go Red Sox on March 10, 2008 06:12 PM

E-LIE-OT

(Remember, his pledge to his lovely wife...)

Posted by: Josef on March 10, 2008 06:08 PM

Who is OO1-008?

Posted by: Tom on March 10, 2008 06:08 PM

ONE BALL TOO MANY

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 06:07 PM

GOVENOR'S BALL

Posted by: Clyde Frazier on March 10, 2008 06:07 PM

SPITZ-OUT OF LUCK

Posted by: haha on March 10, 2008 06:03 PM

FBI CATCHES SPITZER

Posted by: Joel Reingold on March 10, 2008 06:03 PM

CALL HIM
GOV ELLIOT SHTUPER RESIGNS!

Posted by: GEORGII on March 10, 2008 06:02 PM

WHO WOULDA THUNK IT?

Posted by: BIG ED on March 10, 2008 06:00 PM

Will CLIENT #9 land on his feet?

Posted by: BIG ED on March 10, 2008 06:00 PM

GOV SCHPRITZER

Posted by: Joel Reingold on March 10, 2008 05:59 PM

VOTERS WANT ELLIOT SPIT OUT

Posted by: Al Goldstein on March 10, 2008 05:57 PM

Luv potion #9 did me in....

Posted by: rudy on March 10, 2008 05:57 PM

CLIENT 9

Posted by: Joel Reingold on March 10, 2008 05:57 PM

Anonymous said...

Why is this moron still hanging on for, to annoy us even more? Let's get on with the next loser taking his place.

Why didn't his wife kick him in the balls yesterday - I just know she will have them sawed off in Alimony court.

This crud has 3 daughters - what do you say to them?

You would think he would patronize illegal gals in Flushing - A - la Tribune ads - did'nt he wish to issue illegals drivers licenses?

ken said...

attn: Crappy
Really Funny & Clever Title!
"spitzergate,"
or "spritzer-gate,"
akin to "water-gate."
:D

Anonymous said...

Political Wall Of Shame:

1. Donald Manes
2. Brian McLaughlin
3. Alan Hevesi
4. Dennis Gallagher
5. Elliot Spitzer

Any others to date not listed above? I'm sure there are several others who are yet to be discovered, and those whose misfortunes were never revealed to the public. Hope this will lead to the crashing of other political careers, to finally put the lawbreakers in their place!!!!!

Any dirt on Melinda Katz?

ew-3 said...

He thought he was going under cover to find out how to tax the hookers.

I'll be you'll hear him claim he has a sex addiction and needs to get rehab.

Joe said...

I cant beleive this sh**
The guy's making a deal he will step down in exchange for a ticket and dropped felony charges.
This way he can still practice law.

Other people get years in jail for transporting a hooker across a state line alone

Anonymous said...

Here's my title:

FINALLY IT'S OFFICIAL: SPITZER'S A DOUCHEBAG

Anonymous said...

- Not new but good - A male politican cannot afford a dead girl or found with a live boy.

Twist - Does Melinda do Elmhurst Far east massage - it is boys or girls - what does Margie do - school kids are always pictured in her election material - Not sure what Joe does except promote illegals - cheap thrills......

Bloomie must do Bermudians - cost of living is very high there - lot's of PT jobs in Tucker Town. Pinky hitting the jackpot soon, to jail - a few grandfathers lining up next ?

Anonymous said...

It looks like our "purple pimp"
is auditioning for a Bob Fosse musical role!

What's with the down turned crescent smile?
Did he remove his teeth prior to "performing" (uh....well....never mind.....too disgusting) !

Doesn't he resemble
Mad Comic's Alfred E. Neuman or Dumbo?

If he flapped those big ears of his,
with Kristen tucked neatly under his arm,
they might both make a clean getaway
before a judge passes sentence
on our Luv Guv!

Anonymous said...

What is it with these "back door Bernies"?

Spitzer and Gallagher both seem to share
the same "preferences."

H-m-m-m......
I guess that no politico really wants to face anyone
he's about to f--k....be it constituent or hooker!

Well....when Bubba gets to 'em in jail,
it's they who'll be on the receiving end for a change!

verdi said...

There used to be a nice coffee house chain
in the 70s called "Mayflower Donuts".

A motto was emblazoned
on the wall of their restaurants:

"As you travel in life,
no matter your goal,
keep your eye on the donut ,
and not on the hole".

H-m-m-m.....
Spitzer should have followed this advice.
Unfortunately, we know where he kept his eyes!

Anonymous said...

Some things they don't teach you at Princeton and Harvard! This is the last time time I'm voting for an over-qualified overachiever.

Jim McGreevey attended Columbia and Georgetown. Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar. Yet none of these over-qualified leaders exercised common sense!

At this point, I'll take a candidate wihout a law degree, but with common sense and morals.

Anonymous said...

In my book,
any candidate who is also a lawyer
is already highly suspect!

Big dollars and little sense.

ken said...

"As you travel in life,
no matter your goal,
keep your eye on the donut ,
and not on the hole".

philosophical stanzas on a donut shop. Man, things sure were cool in the 70's!