Friday, July 29, 2011

Bloomberg: Going senile or just an asshole?


From the Daily News:

Mayor Bloomberg practiced his version of verbal jujitsu Wednesday, mangling a greeting to Muslim leaders at a Ramadan gathering with "shalom alaikum."

Hizzoner was shooting for "salaam alaikum" - the traditional Arabic "peace to you" greeting.

"He just got a little confused," one witness said.


From the NY Post:

Mayor Bloomberg yesterday defended the federal decision not to cover cancer-stricken 9/11 first responders under the $2.7 billion Zadroga Act, even as the city's top cop blasted the ruling.

"You don't mess with science," Bloomberg said testily when asked by reporters about the National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health's ruling Tuesday that there isn't a clear link between World Trade Center dust and cancer.

"And the standards that science requires are very different than the standards that politics require," Bloomberg went on.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Correction:

Select one of the below:

1) Going senile
2) Just an asshole
3) All of the above.

Mayor Mike said...

"Bloomberg: Going senile or just an asshole?"

Sniff! Sniff! Definitely asshole.

Joe said...

He likely to old to read what his press secretary wrote on the teleprompter.

I'm going with 3 of the above anyway.
BTW. This aO fly's his own planes and helicopters.

Anonymous said...

Definitely Senile.

Anonymous said...

Mayor Mike said...
"Bloomberg: Going senile or just an asshole?"

Sniff! Sniff! Definitely asshole.

Anonymous said...
Definitely Senile.

......................................................

Oh stop! You're both right.

Anonymous said...

I don't know. Ask your local city councilman or woman.

For some stupid reason they shit on your term limits wishes and thought this fellow is more important.

So why don't you ask them - and by all means, share the fun with Crappy!

Anonymous said...

JUST AN ASSHOLE

Anonymous said...

"Whats you name soldier?" "Councilperson Asshole"

"Whats your name?" "Speaker Asshole Sir!"

Chorus of men respond " Politician Asshole"

And You, what is your name? "King Asshole!" responded Bloomberg.

"I knew it! Im surrounded by Assholes!!!" Said the Constiuents

Anonymous said...

Huh ?

Anonymous said...

SPACEBALLS!!!!

FUNNY

Anonymous said...

It's a take off of Space Balls.

Very clever actually.

Mayor Mike said...

Testes 1 2
Testes 1 2

Yup. They're still there and I give 'em as much space as possible!

Anonymous said...

It's a take off of Space Balls.

Very clever actually.



Thank you,

Anonymous said...

he thought he was speaking Israeli Arabic ...

Anonymous said...

I love the hacks on this website.

Point out the Bloomberg is a creation of City Council and they send in the adolesents (our future District Leaders people) to divert attention and make stupid jokes and play the inevitable anti-semite card.

Anonymous said...

"and make stupid jokes"

Truth in humor, jackoff! Of course you need intelligence to understand the "jokes" which is something you clearly lack!

Jerry Rotondi said...

A little of both I think!

But the worst of the lot are the putrid, cowardly city council members who allowed "hizzoner" to usurp democratic procedure and run for a 3rd term!

And I hope all of you voters who placed the crown upon Emperor Bloomberg's head are now pleased with the results.

You are certainly the biggest bung holes of them all!

Anonymous said...

I vote - asshole

Sue Anne said...

9/11 responders didn't wait for a published report before they took action. They shouldn't have to wait now to get the coverage they deserve. Please sign the petition -- http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/591/903/186/

Anonymous said...

BOTH!