Thursday, January 1, 2009

Katz comes back in 2009

She was voted the winner of the 2007 Queens Crap overdevelopment award. Then she got bumped by Johnny Liu in 2008. But the Queen of Queens Crap has pulled off a big comeback victory in 2009. Councilwoman Melinda Katz, Chair of the City Council's Land Use Committee, has been coronated once again and is already back to work. Click here for a sneak peak of her royal highness on the throne!


No punches pulled here this year, folks.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not fair!

Gioia, Vallone, and Liu are the master overdevelopers. You just got more homeowners and people with a long term vested interest in her community to vote!

Anonymous said...

Upzone! Upzne! Upzone! came in near the bottom?

The fix is in.

CB1 the community board from hell!

Anonymous said...

Just look at the Cord Meyer section in her own backyard----
overdevelopment, disregard for neighborhood character, building violations galore...some of these oversized mcmansions are being used for religious purposes--(i.e. tax right off) boy they have her in their pockets! and she wants to be city comptroller???

Queens Crapper said...

No she won because she makes stupid statements like the one posted in the sidebar and is chair of the land abuse committee.

joe a said...

vote her out

Anonymous said...

Gennaro certainly hasn't stopped a single illegal building in Council District 24!

Katz Without Hats said...

You can crap if you want to
You can make your house too high
But your friends don't crap
and if they don't crap
Well, they're no friends of mine
I say, we can crap where we want to
Any place that we can find
And we'll build what we want,
as high as we can go
Cause the DOB is blind.

And we can crap

We can crap if we want to
We can leave the laws behind
'Cause your friends don't crap
and if they don't crap
Well, they're no friends of mine
I say, we can crap where we want to
In a lot they will never find
And we'll buy all our votes
from people off the boat
And make our term limit five.

We can bribe who we want to
Mike's a crook and so am I
And we can act really krass
if we kiss the right ass
And then hit 'em with another lie
Say, we can graft if we want to
If we don't nobody will
Mike'll act real rude
and Eric will be smooth,
And I will act like an imbecile


I say, we can crap, we can crap
Everything out of control
We can crap, we can crap
Let's re-elect the troll
We can crap, we can crap
Everybody's buildin' crap
We can crap, we can crap
Everybody makin's Cra-aaaa-app

Safety Crap
Is it safe to crap
Is it safe to crap...

We can crap if we want to
We've got all your cash and mine
As long as we abuse it,
never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can crap if we want to
Kick'in people in their behind
Cause they sure don't crap
and if they don't crap
Well they're no friends of mine

Is it safe to crap
oh it is safe to crap..

jerry rotondi said...

I've referred to C.M. Katz
(politely speaking)
as the "developers' courtesan"
on numerous past occasions.

Since I haven't changed my opinion
I do approve of her coronation.

Vivat, vivat, "Regina Crap-ola"!

Anonymous said...

get out melinda,,,i honestly think weprin is for sure the most qualified and will definetly do the best job..thts all i care about!!! i pray 4 weprin 2009!!!