Thursday, January 17, 2008

Bedbug seminars planned

Don't try to spray with regular roach killer. Do seek out professional help.

Don't pick up couches off the street. Do make sure your new mattress is wrapped in plastic when it's delivered.


NYC Plans Seminars on Bedbugs, 'Pest of the 21st Century'

Faced with thousands of complaints about bedbugs in the past few years, the city announced a series of seminars Wednesday to teach people how to deal with the apple seed-sized vermin that have been bloodsucking their way through the city and nation in growing numbers.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Don't pick up couches off the street. Do make sure your new mattress is wrapped in plastic when it's delivered."

How sad that we must spell this out for people.

Taxpayer said...

"... the city announced a series of seminars Wednesday to teach people how to deal with the apple seed-sized vermin that have been bloodsucking their way through the city ... "

This advice will save you the time listening to bureaucrats giving a droning lecture: just vote the vermin out of office!

Anonymous said...

At the seminar will they also educate women on how to get rid of Dennis Gallagher when he hits on them in bars and restaurants and won't go away?

Anonymous said...

Oh I don't know.....
if we're intent on becoming a sanctuary city.....
the least we can do is graciously offer ourselves
as host to our smaller insect migrants!

Anonymous said...

Don't even walk into "thrift shops"
selling clothing.....
unless you want to bring home some "guests"!