Tuesday, November 20, 2007

And now let's talk turkey

Hey Johnny, I hope you aren't inviting Tom Frieden over for Thanksgiving Dinner.

8 comments:

georgetheatheist said...

Has anybody out there actually used a turkey frier? Loaded with hot oil? In their house or apartment? Are you nuts?

Anonymous said...

What’s this, is Johnny now trying to get people to burn there houses down?

I bet the NYCFD is thrilled with this guy

Anonymous said...

Hey......
maybe he intends on inviting "Pinky" Gallagher
over for dinner.

Ahem.....
figuratively and humorously speaking of course.....
they can kill 3 birds with one deep fryer !

Connie R said...

Poor the used cooking fat down the nearest catch basin?

Frushing said...

I met John Liu in the Palace Diner in Flushing recently. He was with Leroy Comrie. Councilman Comrie was every bit a gentleman. As for Little Lucy,a bit of an arrogant man. Quite short as well. I look forward to volunteering against any mayoral aspirations Lu-Lu harbors. Happy Thanksgiving you publicity hounding pandering empty suit.

Martha Stewart said...

Ingredients:
30 gallons vegetable oil
1 Whole turkey - John Liu
4 cups Creole seasoning
1 melanin deficient onion

In a large stockpot, heat oil to 400 degrees. Be sure to leave room for John Liu in the pot.....
When done cooking, be sure to dump the oil in the sewer drains in the streets of Flushing. But remember, if Whitey catches you dumping oil in the street, remind him that this doesn't happen any more often in Flushing than it does say in Sutton Place in Manhattan.

Anonymous said...

This is embaressing. Instead of holding these people at arms length, and critiqueing their work, the paper cheapens itself by publishing something that would be out of place in a high school paper.

Queens, intellectually, in its archtitechure, and in its political life has plumbed new lows indeed.

No wonder people laugh at it.

Anonymous said...

if Whitey catches you dumping oil in the street, remind him

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that he is a racist pig and you are protected by the clubhouse.