Hi Queens Crapper,
I actually don't think this building is all that horrendous. I should say that it is horrendous, just by being a condo off Steinway, but I've seen worse, LOTS WORSE. so I'm thankful it's not as bad as what's going up in Williamsburg or elsewhere. but I'm amused by how it is being marketed: European kitchens, Italian mosaics, Brazilian floors, Zen gardens, Manhattan views.
What about the Japanese light fixtures? The Swedish toilets? The Hungarian doormats?
It's nice to know Zen gardens are a commodity you can pre-fab into housing units now. Noguchi would be proud (barf!).