Thursday, April 26, 2007

Konichiwa, Katz!

In order to not show up the Japanese monarchy, Melinda left her Queens Crap tiara at home...

From Queens Times

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. I publicly challenge HRH to tour some of the examples of egregious development that her voters and taxpayers must put up with in their backyards and explain to us why yet another overseas trip is needed while this assault on her constituents by the developers remains under her radar and purposely ignored.

2. I publicly challenge the newspapers to take this issue up. Explain why taxpayer's money is being used to frivolous purposes while pressing needs are not only unmet, but ignored. Perhaps we can start with Ackerman’s Tribune who wrote such a glowing tribute about her.

Taxpayer said...

Let's not forget that Melinda-san might just have a useful purpose for this trip.

She could be taking Geisha lessons all the better to please her developer sponsors.

Pinky could also benefit if she learned some feminine wiles.

Anonymous said...

I second that!

I can't stand reading about these council members traveling abroad when there is SO MUCH that needs their attention here.

Julie said...

It's nice to see that this was a working vacation for our newest ambassador. You can tell by the classy clothes she is wearing.

georgetheatheist said...

I never knew Katz had an "outie".

Gov.Arnold Schwarzenegger said...

Ja, der Bellybutton ist chust as big as der Boobies!

Anonymous said...

The Ugly American - What a sartorial slob!

Anonymous said...

She's getting to old to be a Geisha and she can never attain that level of class!

Maybe Melinda is honing her skills to become a madam. Imagine that "mamma san" Melinda!

Or maybe it's Sex Change Samurai time for Katz. Imagine her with a top knot hair do wielding a Katana and sporting a martial scowl.....like in a Kurosawa film.

Hi! Domo arrigato!

Anonymous said...

Melinda, here are some tips.

#1. Next time you pose in a group photo, please stand in the back row to camouflage the weird-looking physique.

#2. Take some of your $112,000.00 and get some dental work to cap your incisors. You look like Lady Dracula.

Skank-O-Meter said...

George, why are you looking at Katz, are you mad?

georgetheatheist said...

I dunno what it is but I find milady's mammillae quite fascinating. It reminds me of the image of the wolf in Roman mythology that suckled Romulus and Remus.

[Except those getting suckled are developers?]

Skank-o-Meter said...

Oh yeah, you can tell by way the Me-Linda dresses that she has charm.