Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Which one is the real crap house?


This is at 167th St. and 35th Ave. Flushing, Queens.


Sent in by a discerning Crap reader. Well done. I hope I put these in the proper order and context. 

JQ LLC

12 comments:

Unknown said...

The outhouse is less of an eyesore

Anonymous said...

That's a house? It looks more like an office building

general urko said...

the port-o-potty looks nice

Anonymous said...

It looks fantastic, perfect for my medical practice.

Tommy Efreeti said...

And people thought the aluminum siding our borough is supposedly notorious for being ugly for was bad (my own nearly 100 y.o. house has it, it's "normal" looking to me).

https://www.nytimes.com/1997/03/23/realestate/restoring-aluminum-siding.html

This stuff never looks like it'll "age" well. I guess if you grow up with it, it seems fine.

Really it's not the material necessarily but that it's

1) unpainted / completely lacing in any exterior decor/facade work

2) has weird, irregular lines that creates asymmetry

3) has weirdly spaced and shaped windows at irregular intervals

Place looks like it should be a commercial office space for a modern contractor or some shit. If that's what they were going for, good job.

Anonymous said...

Look at all the air vents on the street side. Real "Queens Crap" !

Anonymous said...

Frank Lloyd Wrong

JQ LLC said...

I. M. Puke

Anonymous said...

Passed by today. Sort of looks like the out of character stuff they’re slapping up in bklyn or lic but worse. In keeping with the overall look of crap it has a detached garage with a clear glass or acrylic roll up door. What could that be about? What is this place?

georgetheatheist said...

Le Corpissier

Anonymous said...

Who approves this shit ? At least the pot-a-potty will be removed, I assume.

Anonymous said...

I don't really like the house, but at least it looks distinct and different, and not another Fedders special.
The side facing the other block is extra ugly, almost no windows and too much blank space.