Wednesday, April 1, 2009

A genuine April Fool

From the NY Times:

A 20-year-old Brooklyn man was charged on Wednesday with raping a woman on a dark street in Chelsea in February. The authorities said the man stole the woman’s iPod but left behind his own cellphone, enabling investigators to track him down.

The man, Jonathan Salva, who lives in Bedford-Stuvyesant, was indicted on charges of predatory sexual assault, rape and and four counts of robbery, the Manhattan district attorney, Robert M. Morgenthau, announced.

6 comments:

Wade Nichols said...

The "usual suspects" strike again, unfortunately, how depressing.

Castration is too lenient a punishment for this jerk.

I wonder what that bleeding heart from a couple days ago (story about DWI meth addict who killed two people) has to say about this sorry excuse for a human being.

I saw in the AM NY free paper the other day, about an Iranian woman who was blinded by some creep who threw acid in her face. The Iranians were going to let her do the same to him. He was going to be tied down, and she was going to put 15 drops of acid into both of his eyes.

Too bad we can't have a similar "eye for an eye" punishment for this rapist jerk.

italian girl said...

Castration is way too lenient. The animal will probably do like 10 years and get out and do the exact same thing.

HEY! Maybe we wouldn't need to to castrate him. We should follow the Iranian's justice system and blind these animals.
Can't rape when you're blind.

Anonymous said...

"Castration is way too lenient. The animal will probably do like 10 years and get out and do the exact same thing.

HEY! Maybe we wouldn't need to to castrate him. We should follow the Iranian's justice system and blind these animals.
Can't rape when you're blind."

Can't rape without a dick either, so why not paly it safe and do both?

italian girl said...

"Can't rape without a dick either, so why not paly it safe and do both?"


I was under the impression castration involves removing testicles and nothing else.
How would the guy pee then?

I think blinding the guy is perfect! Maybe even brand him on his forehead with an "R" for rapist.
Not a good idea?

georgetheatheist said...

Italian "girl". Indeed castration involves removal of the testicles and not the penis. Although with modern medical advances, a castrato can still achieve an erection and even achieve orgasm although the ejaculate will be non-existent or extremely minimal.

Famous Queens castrati? Evan Stavisky, Eric Gioia, Phil Ragusa, et al. Among the NYC political realm, the Queens delegation's number is legion.

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