A plan to open a meat market that would slaughter animals on site - including goats, lambs, ducks and chickens - has its St.Albans neighbors crying foul.
"This is not something that we need. There are a lot of kids, and you have to worry about bacteria or a flu coming from these animals," said Antoinette Grant, whose home sits just behind the planned site of R & B Live Poultry Market on Farmers Blvd.
St. Albans tries to kill live meat market
The smell is awesome as well. Just think what this would do to property values! [Flashback to "Which Came First, the Chicken or the Crap?"]
Come on, it's places like this that add an extra special vibrancy to Queens. If we don't allow this kind of thing in the middle of a residential area, then where will the 6 o'clock news get footage of yet another cow getting loose, running down the street and being captured by the NYPD? How will the Queens Zoo manage to look heroic without stray "almost dinner" to take in?