Sunday, August 26, 2007

SUV crap

There's something about Queens Crap that just screams out to owners of gas-guzzling oversized vehicles.
These photos were taken in Flushing.

According to New York Shitty, LIC is no better and new ain't so beautiful.

12 comments:

mazeartist said...

My solution- ban the Hummer for civilian use. This tank/SUV is too f'n big for urban use. It belongs in the deserts of Iraq, not on a Queens driveway.

It reminds me of the Leonard v. Pepsico lawsuit, where a wealthy idiot tried to purchase a Harrier jet with his Pepsi points.

Anonymous said...

The "attached houses" on the second picture are appalling.

Anonymous said...

weird, too. The windows are sort of stuck on the roofs of the buildings.

Julie said...

You mean you don't find a mansard roof appropriate in this situation?

Anonymous said...

unfamiliar with the term I had to look it up:

Mansard Roof
A roof which rises by inclined planes from all four sides of a building. The sloping roofs on all four sides have two pitches, the lower pitch usually very steep and the upper pitch less steep.

Well since its got a fancy name attached to it I guess these roofs must be okay, then, but as to the buildings themselves anon #1 hit the nail on the head.

Anonymous said...

The SUV and Hummer are perfect for coarse third world types whose cultures are based on muscle and coarse public displays of wealth and power.

To say nothing about shitty roads.

Anonymous said...

Can somebody point out the Hummer in these two pictures. I don't see one.

Anonymous said...

I noticed alot of property owners making their own "driveways" in front of their homes where there is none, taking way spots on the street from their neighbors. How come they don't get ticketed for this?

wes said...

The car is an extension of our American Identity. Anxiety sells us as much as possible. Bigger and more make us feel like we exist more totally
Check out this bit of unintended honesty on Skillman Ave (I bet he commutes from the burbs).
http://todayeye.wordpress.com/2007/04/29/truck-tosterone/

Anonymous said...

" How come they don't get ticketed for this?"

Hey, we need to keep the crime stats falling.

It seems anything regulating the construction and real estate industry has tons of laws.

They are ignored.

Yet city council still passes more of 'em.

Anonymous said...

Ugly homes, ugly cars: demonstrates that people who buy them just have genuine bad taste. Bet they wear mismatched clothes too like Howard Cosell used to.

Anonymous said...

Hey if you're dumb enough to spend
about 60 Gs for a gas guzzling ego trip.....
then the Hummer is for you !

I have a correlation theory:

The bigger the vehicle.....
the smaller the guy's pee pee !