Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Presenting...the April Fool


"A woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, caught a man on film engaging in lewd and lascivious acts towards her on the F train in New York City. Sitting directly across from him, he began to sexually harass her by staring her down like a predator fixated on its prey and doing some sort of primal crotch display while wearing pantyhose. Lewd conduct should never be tolerated. If you see something, say something."

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ill wtf?

Anonymous said...

Very disturbing. ...that's gross ......one of our many vibrant and diverse citizens I see!!

G.M.N said...

Laughing the whole way through, this was hilarious.

JQ said...

That guy clearly wouldn't know how to bang anything.Probably a fan of Manga cartoons.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg5O9Skjne8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IAJFCxAP_Y

Anonymous said...

But we must be tolerant and inclusive of the vibrant and diverse peoples they have ruined our city. I wonder what the LGBTQ community has to say about one of their own.

Anonymous said...

Why didn't the woman just move away from this charming passenger?
I am NOT condoning his behavior, but no one forced her to watch that performance.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps he's going through a transition.

Anonymous said...

If you're gonna show off, you'd better have an impressive package to flaunt. Book him at Theater in The Park. The locals might be interested in his pair of blueberries. Only in Queens. Well, that's entertainment, I guess.

Anonymous said...

I would have laughed and said, "Oh put that little thing away!"

The Flushing Phantom said...

I've seen a guy doing butt thrusts in the air at the Queens Botanical Gardens years ago, wearing some kind of stretch knit tight pants. It wasn't a Tai Chi workout.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather witness this nonsense than have to cast my glance upon a far worse obscenity, Toby Stavisky's face. Ugh! Then there is Claire Shulman's radiant countenance.

Anonymous said...

Maybe that's how Arnold Schwartenegger got his start. LOL!

Anonymous said...

He's advertising for the Flushing BID.

Kevin Walsh said...

William Hung is back!

Anonymous said...

"Twasn't his size that opened her eyes...'twas his rhythm iambic pentameter ". It was not his prodigious diameter.

Anonymous said...

Crashed his car yesterday and had to take the train.

Anonymous said...

He's crazy and demented . Look at his facial expressions.
This is what makes Queens the #1 Destination in America.
Hahahaha.

Anonymous said...

Hey, only in New York can you get a ride and a show for $2.75.

Anonymous said...

He looks mentally ill or mentally challenged. Just get up and move away.

Anonymous said...


The woman should have taken a video with her cell and post it.

Also, she should describe in detail that man, ethnicity, skin color, hair, eyes, dressing type, etc.

Anonymous said...

That must be Long Dong Silver from where else but Flushing

Anonymous said...

That's one way of discreetly arriving at a happy ending.
Or maybe he's got a crab or two in his crotch. Could be fleas or bedbugs. C'mon fella, in that case it is OK to use your hand to scratch.

Anonymous said...

Won Hung Low?

Anonymous said...

Long Dong? Looks like he's got a real big Rice Krispie.

Anonymous said...

Beats a shoutout on the "L" train with 9mms whistling past my ears. So when he reaches his climax, there will be a little wet spot on the floor.

Anonymous said...

ThaillaTharp or Bob Fosse? That's some weird kind of dance he's doing. Nah, not even Martha Graham would approve.

Crotchety Old Woman said...

Hubba, Hubba!
Wonder if Danny Dromm or Jimmy Van Bramer saw this?

Anonymous said...

Let's keep encouraging tourism to Queens...eh...beep Katz? She lives in the Lonely Planet of her mind.

Anonymous said...

Probably works the night shift at the city morge.

Anonymous said...

Better be careful or that gerbal in his underwear is going to bite his dumplings 😁

Anonymous said...

One from column A....one from column B. You find all sorts riding the MTA. Show us your egg roll.

Anonymous said...

Please remove the video from the blog.

georgetheatheist said...

The Szechuan Shuffle: I give it a 10, Dick. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.