Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Aqueduct opening delayed by bird crap

From the NY Post:

The opening of the city's first casino, at Aqueduct Race Track, has been delayed -- because of massive mounds of pigeon doo-doo.

"There were pigeon droppings everywhere -- on the floors, ceilings, walls, on every surface," said one stunned official.

Genting Resorts World New York has spent more than $15 million to remove lead paint, asbestos and, yes, pigeon waste.

That's a lot of poop -- and one reason why opening day has been pushed back from spring to early fall.


Anonymous said...

And now we hear that Genting is having major financial problems in Singapore. Sounds like some other entity will be taking over the Aqueduct mess in the near future....

Evan S said...

That's nuthin'! You should see mom's Depends after a day of crappin' on Queens!