Monday, August 15, 2011

Flushing lawn ornament

"Does a Bear poop in the woods? Apparently this one does in style "Crappy"!

I spotted the commode in a north Flushing backyard. Maybe the homeowners intend to use it for planting Geraniums.

Anyhow, don't forget to flush. After all....this is Flushing!"

- The Flushing Phantom

12 comments:

Claire Shillman said...

You've found my throne! Thank you, Queens Crapper.

PS If seats could talk!

"tubby" Ann Stavisky said...

That's my throne!

Anonymous said...

But it's not in your district Senator!

Snake Plissskin said...

It just shows that Queens Crap is everywhere!

Evan S said...

"tubby" Ann Stavisky said...
That's my throne!

Monday, August 15, 2011

Anonymous said...
But it's not in your district Senator!

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I guess I'll have to go through the "paperwork" to figure it out, ma!

Tubby S said...

Evan S said...
I guess I'll have to go through the "paperwork" to figure it out, ma!
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Ha! Ha! Ha! You're on a roll!!!

Anonymous said...

You will notice that it is one of those mini flush enviromentally friendly models.

Anonymous said...

A mini flush model simply won't doo-doo!

You need a heavy doody model to handle Flushing's output!

Anonymous said...

This gives me an idea.

I say we persuade the Flushing BID to raise enough money to commission the creation of a giant bronze toilet sculpture, at least 3 stories high, to be installed near the old World's Fair Marina.

As each boat in the water passes by (or when the Mets win a game), it will trigger the lid to open....then from a loudspeaker:

"Bah-whooooosh" (the loud sound of a flush)....followed by, "Welcome to Flushing....what a dump"!

CJ said...

If the Liu fits.....

Anonymous said...

I passed that yard today walking back home on 29th Ave. in the high class North Flushing neighborhood.
One million $ homes with crap in the yard. Bob Grant was right we are becoming a third world nation !

Anonymous said...

It's a composting toilet.