Wednesday, December 22, 2010

What could she possibly be asking them?

It's the Wednesday before Christmas. This should help get you over the hump.

Go ahead and caption this photo!

36 comments:

Moby said...

How do you like my Manolo Blahnik Pumps?

Anonymous said...

Class, please try to guess how big the first stack of cash I ever took as bribe was. This big? This big? Very good.

Anonymous said...

Toby: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Student: Don't worry. it's not your "beauty" that we hate! BTW What's that smell?

ackebea said...

Well I am not sure.............

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georgetheatheist said...

"Students, how many of you think my son Evan is a twerp of a momma's boy and needs a high colonic enema to alleviate his cramps and constipation."

Anonymous said...

Two Words:

Nose plugs!

Blow-me Stavisky said...

All I said was keep it down...not get on down.

Hell...I'm no pedophile"!

Moby said...

"No (unfortunately) Evan has not made me a grandma (g-r-r-r-r) yet" !

Maybe he should grow a "beard" or get a better one!

(S-s-s-h-h....the little fagela).

Anonymous said...

OK, class, who would rather be torn apart by a pit bull rather than sniff my crotch?

Roger said...

Encouraging childish captions damages your credibility.

Anonymous said...

Who has to go to the bathroom to avoid my talk?

Queens Crapper said...

Thanks, and here I thought I didn't have any credibility!

Showing a sense of humor enhances credibility.

Anonymous said...

She is asking how the city gets away with harassing willets point businesses with blanket raids.

Anonymous said...

Roger said...
Encouraging childish captions damages your credibility.

Hey Roger AKA Evan. Time to change your momma's Depends! What a load!

Anonymous said...

That looks like a classroom at the Mission in San Pedro. Judging by the hands up shes just asked:
"How many of you can speak English"

Joe said...

How many of you believe Elizabeth Crowley is an idiot and not even a dog would vote for her?

Joe said...

On the day that 2010 Census numbers are released and show an alarming decrease in New York State’s political influence, the councilwoman from the 30th council district made the Daily News. However, Councilwoman Crowley did not show concern about the mass exodus of our Middle Class heading down South to escape the murderous tax burden. She did not comment on over government regulations that stifle business and kill hardworking taxpayers. Maybe City Councilwoman Elizabeth Crowley……

Introduced a plan to lower taxes? Nope.

Introduced a plan to save small business? Nope.

Introduce an economic recovery plan to save jobs? Nope

Created private sector jobs to put Union men and woman back to work? Nope

Reduced the tax burden on hardworking New Yorkers? Nope

Eliminated waste and fraud in Government? Nope

You know what she did? Do you know Councilwoman Crowley did to save the City? She introduced legislation to require Birth certificates for puppies!

I love my dog but thankfully we never had to provide his birth certificate to prove his legal status, apply for a doggie social security number or canine drivers’ license. I spoke to my pooch this morning and he informed me that he doesn’t know who is father is but his mother was definitely a bitch and a birth certificate will never change those facts.

This is why government does not work in this City and people are so frustrated by their clueless elected officials. Elizabeth Crowley is wasting taxpayer money and government resources on this asinine legislation when we should be focusing on solving our economic problems. Elizabeth Crowley cares more about the birth origins of a dog than the financial future of her constituents. This should be a lesson that we get what we deserve when we elect political puppets and individuals whose only claim to fame is a good last name and the belief that political office birthright.

Someone should tell Councilwoman Crowley that as of now, dogs are not able to vote. But given enough time, I’m sure the democrats will find a way.

Anonymous said...

Toby: If any of you students are getting wood...I could use a new set of dentures.

Anonymous said...

Introducing the poster called Joe...or buzz kill as we like to call him.

Anonymous said...

That's not the real Joe. The spelling and grammar were of a level our Joe knows nothing of.

Anonymous said...

That's not the real Joe. The spelling and grammar were of a level our Joe knows nothing of.

A buzz kill by any other name is still a buzz kill!

Anonymous said...

"How many of you think your vote counts?"

Anonymous said...

Moby S says...

Now class. Who can explain Oedipus complex? Evan, put your hand down NOW!

Anonymous said...

who can play "patty cake patty cake" ?

Anonymous said...

Yeah boys question whose gonna work yo whole life to pay for mah pension money?

Answer all yose fockers

Anonymous said...

Maspeth Mom says...

You are right ... thats not the regular "Joe". I thought that comment was "odd" for him. Thats funnier that the whole article!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Ok class.By a show of hands,how many of you think I belong in Jail?

Anonymous said...

Heh, heh, heh.

He's really known as "rough Roger"
at the S & M bars!

Here's a nice 12" seeded bread stick for ya ol' boy!

Oh...and if you are offended...leave the site!

Evan said...

Moby S says...

Now class. Who can explain Oedipus complex? Evan, put your hand down NOW!

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But ma, you said that I could give you a "full" massage later if I participated in the class. Have I rubbed you the wrong way?

Queens Crapper said...

Here's another caption contest you can participate in.

Anonymous said...

who here has food?

Anonymous said...

what animal do i look like?

Dear Crowley Basher said...

now now now

you can't cut Crowley - we need her support for St Saviors, right Crappie?

Anonymous said...

Toby - Aw. C'mon class. Tell me again the difference between mistletoe and cameltoe.

Anonymous said...

Toby - Aw. C'mon class. Tell me again the difference between mistletoe and cameltoe.

What does it matter, Toby? You kiss under both!

georgetheatheist said...

"Who wants to shave the pilling off my 'suit' "?