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- Should Dave take some of the blame?
- Baby brain dead after ambulance gets stuck in snow
- Steinway Mansion owner dies
- Kelty tells Bloomberg to duck
- King has tougher stance on illegal aliens
- Goldsmith failed major test
- Answers, pal!
- Snow means trouble for bubbles
- And now the other side of the story
- Bike lanes cleared of snow before Queens streets
- Every street plowed?
- Was it intentional?
- Deadline for snow removal has passed!
- No happy new year for Richmond Hill men
- Vallone wants fluoride out of water
- LIC street necrology
- Reforming and fining public authorities
- How they built the Unisphere
- Eastern Queens buried
- Mad as hell!
- The aftermath... death by neglect
- Toby concerned about pork in her hot dogs
- Another state senator with a shady non-profit
- Bloomberg after welfare recipient's Lotto winnings
- Corrupt pols should lose pensions
- Admiral's Row building in danger of collapse
- Snowplows, buses stuck in snow
- Bloomberg's block one of first to be plowed
- Subway crime increases
- State forgets its history
- Johnny's living the high life
- City studying stability of the Pavilion
- Illegal dumping in Elmhurst
- New Jersey helps with City EMS calls
- "The city is going fine."
- MTA not going their way
- Manhattan councilmember supports terrorist
- MTA budget bloat
- It was Nazli's job to get mosque approval
- Living in Jamaica building is no picnic
- Manhattan Project still haunts Ridgewood
- Watch the mayor blow his nose and cough
- ER alternative popular
- NYPD to change policies on sex crimes
- Bimmy's goes bankrupt
- They had fun while it lasted
- Bayard balcony crap
- Wreath a victim of budget cuts
- Snowball fight pits Vallones vs. Crowleys
- Christmas in Brooklyn
- Anyone still need a tree?
- Christmas in Connecticut
- Republican elves prepare for Christmas
- Gennaro to help church overturn landmarking
- Illegal alien phone scammers bilked the elderly
- Another proud first for Queens
- Armstrong museum expanding
- Dutch Kills residents resort to traffic cones
- And here are the proud double-dippers
- Immigrants with criminal records being told to leave
- NYPD arrests guy for photographing nostalgia train
- We need more people like him
- Space-saving sink-toilet combo
- What could she possibly be asking them?
- Hindu priest was a slave
- Bike accidents actually have increased under Sadik...
- Council looks at raising age for FDNY exam
- Mocker visits Fresh Pond and Metro eyesore
- DA probing Sampson, Meeks, broker connection
- Christine Quinn bathes on Sundays
- Proposed bill would allow immigrants to vote
- Anyone missing a jackhammer?
- Animal Care and Control?
- Albanian mobster may be in Ridgewood
- What do you mean you didn't know?
- Bay Terrace wants to secede from CB7
- Goodbye trees, hello crap!
- Give the guy his signs back already
- Collecting the garbage and raking in the dough
- So much for that...
- Keeping a garden green in Jackson Heights
- Trucker has close call on train tracks
- Council member wants to paint the town
- Our commutes suck
- How about some basic street repair before bike lanes?
- Halloran Denounces “Secret Contract,” Corrupt Demo...
- Borderline crazy!
- Security cameras for Manhattan buses
- Do you trust this man to do the right thing?
- Karla looking to cash in
- A trip to Hammels
- Top Dems collude to line Parkside's pockets
- Feeling Groovy....
- Open enrollment still a joke
- CityTime consultants busted
- JFK bomb plotter gets life in prison
- Jamaica's character assassination
- Wrath of Sadik-Khan gets FOILed!
- This is what cops are busy doing
- Darryl is Douglaston's Santa Claus
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36 comments:
How do you like my Manolo Blahnik Pumps?
Class, please try to guess how big the first stack of cash I ever took as bribe was. This big? This big? Very good.
Toby: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Student: Don't worry. it's not your "beauty" that we hate! BTW What's that smell?
Well I am not sure.............
http://swedish-recipes.net/receive-your-personalized-swedish-recipe-for-any-event/
"Students, how many of you think my son Evan is a twerp of a momma's boy and needs a high colonic enema to alleviate his cramps and constipation."
Two Words:
Nose plugs!
All I said was keep it down...not get on down.
Hell...I'm no pedophile"!
"No (unfortunately) Evan has not made me a grandma (g-r-r-r-r) yet" !
Maybe he should grow a "beard" or get a better one!
(S-s-s-h-h....the little fagela).
OK, class, who would rather be torn apart by a pit bull rather than sniff my crotch?
Encouraging childish captions damages your credibility.
Who has to go to the bathroom to avoid my talk?
Thanks, and here I thought I didn't have any credibility!
Showing a sense of humor enhances credibility.
She is asking how the city gets away with harassing willets point businesses with blanket raids.
Roger said...
Encouraging childish captions damages your credibility.
Hey Roger AKA Evan. Time to change your momma's Depends! What a load!
That looks like a classroom at the Mission in San Pedro. Judging by the hands up shes just asked:
"How many of you can speak English"
How many of you believe Elizabeth Crowley is an idiot and not even a dog would vote for her?
On the day that 2010 Census numbers are released and show an alarming decrease in New York State’s political influence, the councilwoman from the 30th council district made the Daily News. However, Councilwoman Crowley did not show concern about the mass exodus of our Middle Class heading down South to escape the murderous tax burden. She did not comment on over government regulations that stifle business and kill hardworking taxpayers. Maybe City Councilwoman Elizabeth Crowley……
Introduced a plan to lower taxes? Nope.
Introduced a plan to save small business? Nope.
Introduce an economic recovery plan to save jobs? Nope
Created private sector jobs to put Union men and woman back to work? Nope
Reduced the tax burden on hardworking New Yorkers? Nope
Eliminated waste and fraud in Government? Nope
You know what she did? Do you know Councilwoman Crowley did to save the City? She introduced legislation to require Birth certificates for puppies!
I love my dog but thankfully we never had to provide his birth certificate to prove his legal status, apply for a doggie social security number or canine drivers’ license. I spoke to my pooch this morning and he informed me that he doesn’t know who is father is but his mother was definitely a bitch and a birth certificate will never change those facts.
This is why government does not work in this City and people are so frustrated by their clueless elected officials. Elizabeth Crowley is wasting taxpayer money and government resources on this asinine legislation when we should be focusing on solving our economic problems. Elizabeth Crowley cares more about the birth origins of a dog than the financial future of her constituents. This should be a lesson that we get what we deserve when we elect political puppets and individuals whose only claim to fame is a good last name and the belief that political office birthright.
Someone should tell Councilwoman Crowley that as of now, dogs are not able to vote. But given enough time, I’m sure the democrats will find a way.
Toby: If any of you students are getting wood...I could use a new set of dentures.
Introducing the poster called Joe...or buzz kill as we like to call him.
That's not the real Joe. The spelling and grammar were of a level our Joe knows nothing of.
That's not the real Joe. The spelling and grammar were of a level our Joe knows nothing of.
A buzz kill by any other name is still a buzz kill!
"How many of you think your vote counts?"
Moby S says...
Now class. Who can explain Oedipus complex? Evan, put your hand down NOW!
who can play "patty cake patty cake" ?
Yeah boys question whose gonna work yo whole life to pay for mah pension money?
Answer all yose fockers
Maspeth Mom says...
You are right ... thats not the regular "Joe". I thought that comment was "odd" for him. Thats funnier that the whole article!!!!
"Ok class.By a show of hands,how many of you think I belong in Jail?
Heh, heh, heh.
He's really known as "rough Roger"
at the S & M bars!
Here's a nice 12" seeded bread stick for ya ol' boy!
Oh...and if you are offended...leave the site!
Moby S says...
Now class. Who can explain Oedipus complex? Evan, put your hand down NOW!
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But ma, you said that I could give you a "full" massage later if I participated in the class. Have I rubbed you the wrong way?
Here's another caption contest you can participate in.
who here has food?
what animal do i look like?
now now now
you can't cut Crowley - we need her support for St Saviors, right Crappie?
Toby - Aw. C'mon class. Tell me again the difference between mistletoe and cameltoe.
Toby - Aw. C'mon class. Tell me again the difference between mistletoe and cameltoe.
What does it matter, Toby? You kiss under both!
"Who wants to shave the pilling off my 'suit' "?
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