Thursday, August 12, 2010

Toby and Isaac are rolling in dough

From the Queens Courier:

Primary candidates in the 16th Senate District are poised to take the term deep pockets to a whole new level.

A three-way race in central and northeast Queens will feature a millionaire who is willing to spend “whatever it takes to win,” a small businessman who vowed to spend “several hundred thousand dollars” in the remaining 40 days before the primary and an incumbent who has more than $250,000 on hand.

Dr. Isaac Sasson, a community activist who worked for many years as a cancer researcher at Sloan Kettering before winning a $13 million lotto jackpot in 2007, and John Messer, an attorney and small business owner who previously worked in the city’s economic development corporation, are both challenging incumbent Toby Stavisky in the September 16 Democratic primary.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

It certainly isn't looking good for the toby stavisky.Messer is a non-threat who will only help Dr.Sasson.

Furthermore, Isaac is doing a swell job recently at mending fences with former foes from last years WAR in the 20th council race, and they are all united in beaching the whale that is the toby.

Anonymous said...

Kick her butt Isaac!
In fact lose a shoe up her ass.

But please take some cautious measures and stretch a pair of condoms over your Gucci loafers first.

You wouldn't (PHEW!) want to get a whiff of her crap.

Kicking her in the teeth could be just as risky.

Toby's got the "xactlys".

Her mouth smells 'xactly like her ass.

She really should don a chappeau to remind her of which end to wipe after her BM.

Anonymous said...

Who is running her campaign...son of bitch?

Tsk, tsk, tsk...Evan not made you a grandma yet Moby...h-m-m-m?

Somebody's shooting blanks or growing a beard maybe?

Oh those long rides up to Albany in the "official" car with an ex-reporter perhaps redirected your sonny boy's libido?

Hubba, hubba, hubba Tommy!
I'd have gone for him too.

Anonymous said...

Evan is getting fat and wearing his old man's styled eyeglasses.

If he begins to look too much like "the senator" mommy might develop a "fondness" towards him.

Anonymous said...

Evan stavisky is NOT GAY!How dare this blog strike that innuendo. i REPEAT, EVAN STAVISKY IS GAY!

Anonymous said...

OOOPS, iMKEANT TO SAY EVAN STAVISKY IS NOT GAY, sorry evan..

Anonymous said...

EVAN "we should stop this,if my mama finds out it would destroy her"

TOMMY" Why baby soon we'll all have the right to marry and we can adopt kids so mama dearest can tell her constituents she has grandkids"

EVAN" NONONO, you just dont understand we need to wait,so all we can look forward too are those long car rides up to albany,ok"

Anonymous said...

whats a toby stavisky??

Anonymous said...

I believe it's a rare species of whale.

Queens Crapper said...

Might want to check this out:

Stavisky Report

Anonymous said...

Indeed it is ,it can be found off the waters in northeast queens,ny and on land in albany even,but no where else.After september 14th you will only be able to see it in northeast queens though.

Anonymous said...

Go get 'em Messer.Bring ALL the experience you learned under Mayor Dinkins(for whom you worked for years)to Albany.

How we all yearn for the Dinkins years to return.

Anonymous said...

"Toby and Isaac are rolling in dough"

As for Moby, what a waste of wheat!

Evan said...

Tsk, tsk, tsk...Evan not made you a grandma yet Moby...h-m-m-m?

Can a hand get pregnant?

Anonymous said...

Is Evan Stavisky Gay?

Anonymous said...

Is Evan Stavisky Gay?


He's to bitchy to be otherwise'

Anonymous said...

And if he is, so what? It doesn't change the issue being discussed here.

Anonymous said...

my wife is getting alot of mail from toby,and we arent even register (D)

cherokeesista said...

Some of her people came Knocking on my door yesterday!!!! And did I give them an EAR FULL!!!!!! They got off my property ASAP!!!! SECURE THE FUCKING BORDERS, NO MORE SANCTUARY CITY and FUCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT MOSQUE!!!!!! I WANT MY AMERICA BACK:) ARCHIE BUNKER I LOVE YOU!!!!!! AMERICAN TO THE BONE:) WHERE DOES YOUR ALLEGIANCE BELONG??????