ONLY NINE IN LINE FOR METS TICKETS
By IKIMULISA LIVINGSTON, NY Post
The Mets opened box-office sales yesterday to nine fans at Citi Field.
Despite the sparse turnout, team officials said they're pleased with overall sales, with more than 2 million ducats purchased online.
Meet the Mets, Meet the Mets
Come to the park and beat the Mets
Hot dogs, green grass at Taxpayer Field
Think about the lame bats they will wield
We know the Mets will die in September again
They may win someday but we can't say when
East side, west side
Apparently no one's coming down
To stand in line to see the choke artists
Of New York town.