Tuesday, June 26, 2007

How not to publish a newspaper, part 6


A note to the publisher:

Take a look in the mirror before you take that glamour shot, then take a look at the glamour shot before going to press...

In addition:

Indians did not found Maspeth in 1621. They had already been living there for many, many moons by that time. In 1621, European arrived and discovered that Indians were living there. (Try looking up the word "indigenous" in the dictionary.)

Article from the Queens Ledge

See also:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

All hail the inventor of blogspot!

Anonymous said...

To the JPCA minions: your enemies revel in your downfall on the CB. Such sweet historical justice that Walter takes Bobby's position on the CB. Your just deserts.

dumb as dennis said...

My third grade teacher would not have tolerated writing this poor.

Time to send this homless-looking moron as well as Dennis Gallagher back to grade skool. Denny can study spelling, porn peddling, and accepting 'contributions'. Walty can study research, writing, and running businesses into the ground.

Anonymous said...

That paper looks like state of the art desktop publishing...

...in 1990

www.forgotten-ny.com

Anonymous said...

Is this the best we can do in this town? Papers like the Queens Ledger are a disgrace and an embarrassment to our community. If an outsider ever read a paper like this, they'd have to assume that everyone who lives here is a complete moron.

Can't we have just one paper that isn't run by retards and that isn't for sale to the local political a-holes?????

Patrick Humpty said...

If anyone at my office showed up looking like this, they'd be fired.

Couldn't he at least borrow a dirty pair of khakis and a dirty blue shirt from Dennis Gallagher for his photo?

Anonymous said...

"Your just deserts."

Do you mean "desserts?"

To Pinky's minions: Your buddies will have their own big fat chocolate cake served to them very soon. Oohh, there's gonna be fireworks...on the 4th of July...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Your just deserts."

Do you mean "desserts?"

Ha, ha, Good catch!!!

Anonymous said...

Maybe Queens Crap can be transformed from a blog into a weekly newsletter., distributed at local small businesses, community board meetings, and activist organizations.

georgetheatheist said...

Who's uglier?...(Enquiring minds want to know!)...Sanchez or Schenkler?

[Two echt schivusi!!]

Taxpayer said...

Sanchez himself wrote: "The Queens Ledge IS history."

Let's hope so. Take Pinky with you.

And, whose pink shirt were you wearing for that carnival house of horrors photo?

Glendale said...

So Walter Sanchez is community board five's new vice chair.

Let's look at how that came about:

Dennis Gallagher and his cronies contacted certain board members to get them to vote against Holden. Since Gallagher has the power to appoint and remove people from the community board it's not difficult to get them to vote his way.

Boro Pres. Helen Marshall would not let Gallagher remove Holden from the community board so Gallagher did the next best thing, he orchestrated the vote against Holden.

Big deal. The First Vice Chair position is a nothing position. In fact the community board itself is a nothing appointment. It's a volunteer advisory board. That's why I don't know why Holden & Nunziato were making a big deal about Gallagher removing Nunziato last year.

Gallagher prides himself on the accomplishment of controlling the community board and with his sleazy newspaper publisher friend Walter H. Sanchez, think they have the upper hand.

In a couple of weeks he should have a big surprise. Sanchez has a truckload of skeletons in his closet and he is the last person that should be throwing stones.

He who laughs last laughs best.

Anonymous said...

say goodnight to the queens ledger...

Taxpayer said...

Gallagher reminds me of the Storm Troopers shown in a film on the History Channel. Those brave soldiers were shooting and bayoneting infants, children and women in some remote village that had just been conquered.

They had the power. They used it. Naturally, we all know that they were a bunch of miserable cowards. And, they knew it too! Their "buddies" who did the same all knew these were cowardly barbarisms. And, so did all the "Good Germans" on the homefront who watched these barbarities in their theaters. But, it was all fun bloodsport to savagely kill the dangerous infants, children and women.

Gallagher is also far too cowardly to publicly explain himself in a setting where he can be challenged to give complete, honest (Gallagher? Honest? Well, let us pray!) answers to audience questions?

Are you up to that, Pinky? Eh?

Anonymous said...

Oh, you intellectual giants at the Crapper are once again wrong as the day is long.

Read it and weap: http://www.snopes.com/language/notthink/deserts.htm

Yes, JPCA minions and lackeys, your just deserts. Your enemies revel.

Anonymous said...

Do you mean "weep?"

Dennis G. said...

Sorry, I meant to write that I am a weap.

Anonymous said...

Don't weap, Dennis, your face will become even more pink.

Anonymous said...

How is a scumbag taking a position of no importance anyone's just deserts?

Joey said...

It's not. Pinky doesn't know what just deserts are. It's coming... fast.

Anonymous said...

Sing hallelujah, come on get happy, get ready for the judgment day! Pinky's reign of terror ends 7/5/07.

MY MASPETH said...

DEAR GLENDALE: IN YOUR BLOG YOU STATED THAT "WALTER SANCHEZ IS A SLEAZY NEWSPAPER PUBLISHER?"

THAT STATEMENT IS MOSTLY FALSE.

FIRST OF ALL THE QUEENS LEDGE IS NOT A NEWSPAPER, IT'S A CAT LITTER BOX LINER AT BEST.

SECOND, WALTER SANCHEZ IS NOT A PUBLISHER, YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME TALENT AND ABILITY TO DO THAT.

THAT LEAVES "SLEAZY."

MR. OR MS. GLENDALE, YOU ARE CORRECT THERE, MR. SANCHEZ CANNOT HIDE THAT...JUST LOOK AT THAT PHOTO.

SO DON'T BE SAD CAUSE ONE OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD.

brendan said...

I believe that with all the misspellings and misuse of words that Walter Sanchez is in the building.

Dennis the Anti-Dentite said...

Brendan, don't be mislead. The staff at council district 30 takes a backseat to no one when it comes to poor spelling and bad grammer. It's become somewhat of a trademark. If I decide to pose as a Gallagher minion in order to stir the pot, I'll simply drink to excess and then type haphazardly. Bingo! Bonafide Gallagher bobblehead in the house.

Bernie said...

It's sad that the Queens Ledger is the only paper based in Maspeth. It used to be respected before Sanchez got his paws on it. Maspeth needs and deserves a real newspaper, not the unprofessional piece of crap and disgusting mess that Sanchez dumps on us week in and week out.

Anonymous said...

I wrote for that bastard, as a freelancer reporter and he screwed me over, not paying me, just like he screwed behind his wifes back. You wanted the news Walter, well I just gave gossip. SOB