Saturday, May 31, 2014

Curtis and Melinda star in Miss Heather's latest snowglobe

This just in from Miss Heather. Her latest snowglobe is dedicated to our lovely borough. You will notice Miss Katz is taking a crap on Queens while Curtis watches in horror. No word if the woman standing next to him is the ex-Mrs. Sliwa. I'm proud to have at least partially inspired this assemblage.

This is actually for sale. I propose that a Queens civic organization purchase it and present it to her at their next event. Would make for a great centerfold photo in the local weeklies!
And while we're on the subject, why is "Queens Borough President" Melinda Katz headlining/hosting a Jewish function after giving a city chaplain the boot from borough hall, citing "separation of church and state"? Even a Jewish news organization said that was wrong.


Anonymous said...

And while we're on the subject, why is "Queens Borough President" Melinda Katz headlining/hosting a Jewish function.


Next question.

Anonymous said...

She couldn't give a crap about her diverse borough and the dozens of ethnic groups that make it up. Only one group matters to her....

JQ said...

well done nyshitty

it would have been nicer if curtis was inside the globe looking up with his mouth open.

Queens Crapper said...

He is. That's him with the red jacket and cap.

Anonymous said...

Let' play Queens Jeopardy:

"I'll take Politics for $100, Alex."

"The answer is, Votes."


"Why is Queens Borough President Melinda Katz headlining/hosting a Jewish function, Alex."


Anonymous said...

She should have had the kid hold a bucket to catch whatever Curtis leftovers are dripping out of her.

Deke DaSilva said...

Whenever Katz has to make a decision on some matter, she remembers the title of this NY Times column:

JQ said...

I meant the the world's fair globe and with his arms outstretched and a big gaping mouth receiving the load

the globe is great as are the other ones.where is the gift shop for these?

and will there be a 9/11 cocktail party museum globe soon?

georgetheatheist said...

Frank of Queens, the Greatest Caller Ever to Talk Radio, opines on the metaphysical meaning of Melinda Katz and Curtis Sliwa here. Incredible audio for your listening "pleasure" this weekend. Not to be missed. Know the real story of Katz and Sliwa. Stay in the loop. Be there or be square.

JQ said...

If this Globe had a title would it be a called "A Queens Steamer"?

Anonymous said...

Awesome work Miss Heather!

Anonymous said...

JQ: To answer your question, yes, I do plan to do a snow globe of that 9/11 shitshow. Otherwise thanks for the kind words and I am really enjoying your piquant observation as to who Ms. Argento's business manager is.


Anonymous said...

One of the best-kept secret is about Melinda's religion: her mother is not Jewish, so that makes her, under Jewish law, not Jewish.

Anonymous said...

What a masterpiece, I want one !!!

Anonymous said...

Melinda Katz has been working very hard to serve you people! Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves HOW DARE YOU depict Ms.Katz in such a manor!!
She has brought you people many free cultural events around that Unisphere including:
Painting the New York State Pavilion.
The film "Lucy at the World's Fair,"
To The Fair! Remembering the New York World's Fair 1964-1965, Harvesting our History: The Birth of Queens Botanical Garden, Queens Moving the World to the 1964 World's Fair
(a a photo exhibit will be on display at the AirTrain terminal in Jamaica
Bundith Phunsombatlert's "100 NYC Public Sculptures" at Queens Museum 105th, Annual Salute to Magic Show, Queens Theatre, World's Fair Anniversary Festival in Flushing Meadows-Corona Park
A performance by Liverpool Shuffle, a Beatles tribute band

On July 9--- Movies in the Park celebrates the 1939 World's Fair with a free outdoor showing of the 1939 classic The Wizard of Oz at the 111th Street Lawn area (between carousel and Playground for All Children) from 7 pm to 10 pm -bring blankets and pajamas.

Stay Tuned !!

Curtis S said...

Absolutely disgusting !!

Queens Crapper said...

Yes, Katz has been working really hard. The only thing she hasn't been doing is cleaning up the damn World's Fair eyesores and turning them into something useful. She had a meeting about them, the hype about the anniversary is now over, and that will be it.

Anonymous said...

it was reported that C.Sliwa slept at the preemie ward when the underweight twins were fighting for their lives. that is a MAN/FATHER.

give him some slack.

been there ...done is a mind boggling experience.

the nurse are ANGELS.....

Joe said...

Katz and Joe Crowley used that world fair anniversary as a political perch to talk BS

All TALK TALK TALK and horrible singing with Joe Crowley. Those 2 ass-hats held up things so long the line to get in cue was across the park with people being forced to listen to all that "drivel & noise" till they needed to pee. Over 1500 people couldn't get in.
Yep, now that the news people, cameras and buzz is gone left NOT A PEEP !!

Come on Melinda quit bullshitting put in some stairs and let those people and engineers willing to work "pro bono" fix up that building. Some sandblasting, paint and blue solar LED globes wont cost much. No $500,000 "study" needed. The pros know what it needs.